Bash The BO$$

They was sleeping on me, so I appeared in they nightmares

[hellmouf-deactivated20120327]

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[thefirstagreement]

Doja Cat

[thefirstagreement]

Dave East

R.I.P. Nipsey Hussle

[gahdamnpunk]

I can’t bREATHE 😂😂😭😭

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmao this is way funnier than it should have been 😂

[abstractknight]

This is so fucking funny!

[theeamazoniangoddess]

😂😂💀

[lookalivezay]

😂😂

[frawgs]

when ur chapstick smell good

[cyanopeplus]

me in a horror movie

[1990s-aesthetics]

whatever happens, happens

[tchaikovsgay]

Why are customers stupid as fuck

[tchaikovsgay]

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

[tchaikovsgay]

“Can I get a bacon sandwich”

“Which one sir? We have three of them”

“The one with the bacon on it”

[tchaikovsgay]

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

[key--lime--pie]

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

[tchaikovsgay]

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

[gamedevgirlie]

Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”

Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”

Me: “What’s your name?”

Customer: “Laurie”

[tchaikovsgay]

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

[fourthingsandawizard]

“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”

“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”

“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”

“Well, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”

“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

[therealjaesepticeye]

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

[egotisticalfloof]

“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”

“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”

“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”

“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”

“I want my vouchers!”

“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”

“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”

“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”

“…So when will I get my vouchers?”

[spibbyy]

B o I

[britinboots]

[fiddler-unroofed]

Reblogging for the comic

[metrophobic]

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

[tchaikovsgay]

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

[vero428]

I work at a hot dog place and I had a couple come in and order two hot dogs. One plain and one with onions and mustard. I labeled them so they knew which was which but they returned a little later complaining that his hot dog didn’t have anything on it even though he ordered it with mustard and onions and that his girlfriends hot dog had mustard and onions instead of being plain….I didn’t even know how to respond.

[problems-of-retail]

I once had a woman complaining about how small our clothes were fitting her. She was shopping in the childrens department.

[southdownswitch]

Me, closing up: wow I’m so glad it’s two minutes until I go home

Tourists: 

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

I think peoples love for conflict make them stupider and more annoying customers cause they deadass tryna find a problem to complain about whenever they go somewhere

[betterthankanyebitch]

Rickey is out here living his BEST LIFE

[momworries]

Righttt I’m so happy for him!!

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

One of the only vine niggas that’s still funny and not problematic

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[ruinedchildhood]

See, not winging it isn’t really what they do. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[cendaya]

[infomics]

[esichovequechova]

[wanderingtycho]

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

[catbountry]

He would fucking love this.

[pro-gay]

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP