Satan's Son

he/him. name is shadow. fuck off

[satan-s--son]

10000 posts!

[satan-offical]

What do I want? Hmmmmm I’d like uhhhhhhh. Hmm can I have a uhh delux combo meal with a side offfffff uhhhhhhh hmmmmm frie- no id like onion ri- wait no I want some chicken nuggets and for a drink I’d like….. hmmmm uhhhhhhh maybe a milkshake, WAIT NO a large Diet Coke.

No no please. Take your time. (ugh)

[satan-offical]

I'm currently rangling 8 children from the ages of 3-11 and they've all decided to REVLOT AGAINST ME IN TAG. HELP ME

[fantasycobra]

There is no saving you. The children have risen.

[satan-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[satan-s--son]

oh you have more now?

[satan-s--son]

What's happening in the satanverse or whatever it's called

[scp-threats-is-back]

I escaped because of SCP-13007 helping me. Hehehehehh

THE FUCKING TRAITOR? NO- WAIT COME BACK

@scp-threats-bitch 13007??? YOU ASSHOLE??

[scp-threats-bitch]

Sorry not sorry. Anon RUN I'll hold them back

[scp-threats-is-back]

GASP traitor... NOOO MY ANOMALY IS?? ESCAPED?? NOOOO

[satan-s--son]

@the-principality-of-sealand @gaysexonthefloor @wikipedia-the-non-official AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S BEEN CONTAINED! WE HAVE FOUND A WEAKNESS! WE MUST GRAB THIS AND RUN

[dimetrodone]

Most difficult character design challenge is designing personifications of the 7 deadly sins that don’t look like this

[satan-offical]

I am NOT that tall and muscular

[satan-s--son]

I'm not sure if this is a joke but it's about 7 sins not about Satan

[scp-threats-is-back]

We are rebelling against @/god-offical. If you would like to join, please reblog. If you are neutral, please reply. If you are on god's side, please do not interact (w/ this post, others are fine)

Once we reach 20 people, we shall start our uprising. Current count: 25 (not including me)

People who are JOINING:

@ant-offical @is-it-bugs @rat-detector-19x @gaysexonthefloor @reblog-in-the-bog @abra-ca-deadbra @eeveejane0707 @kirkland-ibuprofen-offical @nothing-offical @autotheist-of-ominous-threats @jeopardy-official @thepumpkinofpower @fishy-the-trans-boi @tesco-identifier-offical @knight-official @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @gaster-wd @frooglet @tumbleweed-offical @the-rodbrunhaj @pheonixvatoreii @poorlymadepurplesocks @rouxls-offical @chaos-triangle

People who are NEUTRAL:

@05-council-unofficial @079butmorequeer @michaelrotonal @the-identifier @imp6492920172660301659303offical @writing-for-noobs @duckwithdeviousintent @fenrir-offical @mothman-offical @twitterx-offical @mad-scientist-offical @undecided-offical @bismuththedragon @tuekytail @jerry-the-leech @krispykreme1997 @four-leafed-queer-gal @azrael-official @somethinggeneric-offical

People who are AGAINST:

@violet-hady

[satan-s--son]

Me and my siblings (satan's daughter, non-binary child, demigirl child, genderfluid, angel, +kingdice, and not-child have agreed we will join you. (After a long lengthy discussion.) However, demigirl and genderfluid will not talk together anymore.

[satan-offical]

(chat pretend your my fandom again you know what to do)

Look I know you all think her name is spelt with an I but it's actually spelt with a Y... Also watch out for horses (that comes up later :3)

[satan-s--son]

I want out actually

[satans-child-offical]

Wait when did you appear

A bit ago, idk when exactly, cant be more than a few months :)

[satan-s--son]

Sometime in March, April maybe?

[scp-threats-is-back]

Babe we're breaking up as I never got out of the relationship with Jesus and I love him

I'm polyamorus i can work with this

[satan-offical]

I'm not :(

[scp-threats-is-back]

Didn't you have a husband and wife before i got with you

[satan-offical]

I move on quickly and I forgot they existed

Anyway now we've broken up so boo hoo

[scp-threats-is-back]

I'm taking the kids in the divorce

[satan-offical]

Oh yeah?

@satan-s--daughter @satan-s--son @satan-s--nonbinary-child @satan-s--genderfluid-child you will stay with me right? I kinda of forgot about you and I don't know your names but that's ok

[satan-s--son]

SCP treats us better

[satan-offical]

chat I think I'm actually gonna rebel against god again

[satan-s--son]

Lmao do it

[satan-s--son]

Notable things in my life

[satan-offical]

Jazz goes wooosh. Bowchickapowwowbam

[therealgodofficial]

did you have too much Ambrosia again?

[satan-offical]

Bowowchickibwamabiop

[therealgodofficial]

I’ll take that as a yes. @cutest-archangel can you get Beezelbub? We’re dealing with a loopy Satan

[satan-offical]

I'm not loopy I just really like

Jazz

[therealgodofficial]

you only talk in cursive when you’re loopy, Satan

[satan-offical]

>:| I'm not drunk Godussy

[therealgodofficial]

did you have any Ambrosia today?

[satan-offical]

No >:| you know I don't do that stuff I'm not that bad!

[satan-s-demigirl-daughter]

Daaaaaaad

[satan-offical]

*mum and if you say you're doing that stuff I'll kill you

[satan-s--genderfluid-child]

Muuuum

[satan-offical]

WHAT

[satan-s--daughter]

Mum. No Ambrosia

[satan-offical]

IM NOT ON AMBROSIA I AM CLEAN SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME GODUSSY VOUCH FOR ME

[satan-s--son]

Which god tho

[satan-offical]

>:c

[satan-s--son]

No seriously. Which one

[therealgodofficial]

me

[satan-s--son]

Coward

[satan-offical]

Jazz goes wooosh. Bowchickapowwowbam

[therealgodofficial]

did you have too much Ambrosia again?

[satan-offical]

Bowowchickibwamabiop

[therealgodofficial]

I’ll take that as a yes. @cutest-archangel can you get Beezelbub? We’re dealing with a loopy Satan

[satan-offical]

I'm not loopy I just really like

Jazz

[therealgodofficial]

you only talk in cursive when you’re loopy, Satan

[satan-offical]

>:| I'm not drunk Godussy

[therealgodofficial]

did you have any Ambrosia today?

[satan-offical]

No >:| you know I don't do that stuff I'm not that bad!

[satan-s-demigirl-daughter]

Daaaaaaad

[satan-offical]

*mum and if you say you're doing that stuff I'll kill you

[satan-s--genderfluid-child]

Muuuum

[satan-offical]

WHAT

[satan-s--daughter]

Mum. No Ambrosia

[satan-offical]

IM NOT ON AMBROSIA I AM CLEAN SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME GODUSSY VOUCH FOR ME

[satan-s--son]

Which god tho

[satan-offical]

>:c

[satan-s--son]

No seriously. Which one

[satan-offical]

Jazz goes wooosh. Bowchickapowwowbam

[therealgodofficial]

did you have too much Ambrosia again?

[satan-offical]

Bowowchickibwamabiop

[therealgodofficial]

I’ll take that as a yes. @cutest-archangel can you get Beezelbub? We’re dealing with a loopy Satan

[satan-offical]

I'm not loopy I just really like

Jazz

[therealgodofficial]

you only talk in cursive when you’re loopy, Satan

[satan-offical]

>:| I'm not drunk Godussy

[therealgodofficial]

did you have any Ambrosia today?

[satan-offical]

No >:| you know I don't do that stuff I'm not that bad!

[satan-s-demigirl-daughter]

Daaaaaaad

[satan-offical]

*mum and if you say you're doing that stuff I'll kill you

[satan-s--genderfluid-child]

Muuuum

[satan-offical]

WHAT

[satan-s--daughter]

Mum. No Ambrosia

[satan-offical]

IM NOT ON AMBROSIA I AM CLEAN SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME GODUSSY VOUCH FOR ME

[satan-s--son]

Which god tho

[satan-offical]

Chat I'm in heaven rn people are staring but Godussy doesn't know yet this is so fun.

They have ice-cream shops omgggg

[satan-offical]

Making my way down town, walking fast 🎶🎶🎶

[therealgodofficial]

of course I know you’re in heaven, silly

[satan-offical]

Walking faster- 🎶🎶

[therealgodofficial]

you’re surrounded by my top angels

[satan-offical]

I'M RUNNING NOW- 🎶🎶🎶

[therealgodofficial]

we know where you are, you cannot escape

[satan-offical]

I CAN TRY!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AND MY SACK OF ANGEL WINGS ALIVE

[therealgodofficial]

what. RAPHAEL URIEL. GET HIM

@cutest-archangel

@hottest-archangel

[satan-offical]

WHAT NO

[therealgodofficial]

HA!!! We pulled a Hephaestus net!!!! You’re caught!!!

[satan-offical]

D:

@satan-s--son @satan-s--daughter @satan-s--genderfluid-child @satan-s--nonbinary-child HELP

[satan-s--son]

Don't feel like it

[satan-offical]

Chat I'm in heaven rn people are staring but Godussy doesn't know yet this is so fun.

They have ice-cream shops omgggg

[satan-offical]

Making my way down town, walking fast 🎶🎶🎶

[therealgodofficial]

of course I know you’re in heaven, silly

[satan-offical]

Walking faster- 🎶🎶

[satan-s--son]

*pretending I'm not making out with an angel* hey dad. Why you in heaven. Haha