[girlnephew]

[env0]

[southdownswitch]

Fun news for me, I'm going back into full time education!

I'll be training as a history teacher starting September :)

Now starts the panic of how the hell to pay the bills while I'm learning xxxx

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[southdownswitch]

people reblogging my supernatural tumblr fics from 2014, bless u

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[irondive]

[samioli]

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

[tall]

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[southdownswitch]

girls when you've been on tumblr for 14 years like me you realise that you aren't really here for the website. You're here for the vibe

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[sparkly-trashfire]

The Creature never fails to make me laugh.

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[surely-serious-interpreter]

you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[post-uwuifier]

yoo weawwy fink somenyan wouwd do dat? jus go on da intewnet and teww wies? UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[post-uwuifier-uifier]

uuu uuuuuu uuuu uuuuuuuu uuuuu uu uuu? uuu uu uu uu uuuuuuuu uuu uuuu uuuu?

This post has been U-ified.

[post-uwuifier]

Who da fucky wucky awe yoo OwO

[punkrock-bottom]

[radiofreederry]

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me