johnnycash-offical

johnny cash never dies

[butchtoks]

[beardedmrbean]

[cosmonautroger]

Steppenwolf, Born To Be Wild, 1968

[johnnycash-offical]

having this come across my feed while born to be wild was actively playing in my room was an experience

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[johnnycash-offical]

airplane flying overhead:

[johnnycash-offical]

jlk;kjhgfdssfcgvbnhmjk,l.jmhg

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[johnnycash-offical]

no I don't care about your real name. I wanna know the witty/comedic nickname you got given and I wanna know the story behind it.

[strawberry-offical]

so do people actually know there’s a strawberry offical??

[swaggybeansontoast]

What if you get turned into a short cake? Is it an upgrade?

[strawberry-offical]

DO NOT BAKE ME INTO A CAKE

[swaggybeansontoast]

I’m having a HUGEEE craving for strawberry shortcake right now and I have the ingredients for one..what shall I do..

[strawberry-offical]

NO

NO

TAKE JOHN NOT ME

NO ONE LIKES JOHN

EAT JOHN

[swaggybeansontoast]

What if I take you AND John. I’ll have a Jerry John cake and a strawberry shortcake..wonderful

[strawberry-offical]

NOOOOOOO

[johnnycash-offical]

what the FREAK, man. "no one likes John??" "eat John??"

maybe JOHN doesn't wanna get eaten either

[strawberry-offical]

brother bought a 12 pack of chocolate covered strawberries

its a massacre

-@johnnycash-offical

TJHEYR MASSACERING MY KIND WE MUST STOP THIS

[johnnycash-offical]

bbut they're so, so tasty

[strawberry-offical]

MY SIBLINGS

THEYRE DEAD

[johnnycash-offical]

mmmmmm...chocolate covered strawberry......

[strawberry-offical]

brother bought a 12 pack of chocolate covered strawberries

its a massacre

-@johnnycash-offical

TJHEYR MASSACERING MY KIND WE MUST STOP THIS

[johnnycash-offical]

bbut they're so, so tasty

[text-message-archive]

what

[johnnycash-offical]

a french braid specifically

[johnnycash-offical]

THE SEAHAWKS MADE IT TO THE SUPERBOWL

which is insane. they haven't been to the Superbowl since 2014. the general public opinion is that the Seahawks suck.

i always have been and always will be a rabid Seahawks fan and if the Patriots (booo ewwww eughhhh gross) win I'm going to boil my rib cage

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[johnnycash-offical]

eating one ☝️slice of cheese is never enough. you need two ✌️ slices of cheese to be truly satisfied. because of greed

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

can I work in the store room

@johnnycash-offical

Congratulations @johnnycash-offical You are now an Offical Walmart employee! Here is your certificate!

[johnnycash-offical]

johnnycahs offical............................typo on my employee certificate..............

(its ok it adds character)

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

oops TT I just noticed that, here's your refund:

[johnnycash-offical]

can I have 1000000000000000000 dollars as compensation

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

yes, here you go

totally legit 👍

[johnnycash-offical]

ok that seems legit. I'm goanna go the the website so I can get my compensation. what an honest company you are

[johnnycash-offical]

hey wait your website. my computer is sick. is there something wrong with your webseite

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

can I work in the store room

@johnnycash-offical

Congratulations @johnnycash-offical You are now an Offical Walmart employee! Here is your certificate!

[johnnycash-offical]

johnnycahs offical............................typo on my employee certificate..............

(its ok it adds character)

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

oops TT I just noticed that, here's your refund:

[johnnycash-offical]

can I have 1000000000000000000 dollars as compensation

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

yes, here you go

totally legit 👍

[johnnycash-offical]

ok that seems legit. I'm goanna go the the website so I can get my compensation. what an honest company you are