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Zoe | she/her TMA | USAmerican | 🇵🇸 free Palestine | fuck off fascies, I'm a communist ☭ | 25 | +18 up | pfp by the wonderful @unfortunately-a-fangirl

[scout90-again]

Hey so I'm gonna start posting tits on main because of ideological things and also like. I'm a dyke.

If you don't wanna see that block people, hide mature content, or unfollow me.

(by transarsonist)

[3liza]

i really fucking hate IT Security Guys like, as a labor class. they are usually some of the most belligerent and out-of-touch members of the computer-toucher taxon, and the most divorced from actual use cases. this is how we keep getting shit like hospital staff password cycling that results in nursing stations having video game-style postit note passwords all over them. 'well changing your password every two weeks is shown to be most effective at preventing hacks" thats great man did you do any research on this outside of your actuarial model. because Kathy down at the NICU cant fucking remember "b5h1Jh1HH#15" has been changed to "6h3%!1mn" on station 4, shes on 2 hours of sleep and has long covid

[3liza]

last computer security guy i talked to interrupted me in the middle of having a friendly conversation with him where i said i stole all the software i wanted and admonished me about malware?? and i said bro who the fuck do you think youre talking to. i have been pirating shit since i was, literally, 12 years old. and i have gotten zero viruses, ever. and he smugly retorted 'how would you know?' and i said because i scan my shit and watch my ports and pay attention? and then he went on this long lecture about how actually, most real malware cant be scanned for, blah blah, which is 1. categorically false unless youre talking about idk, advanced state department shit and 2. he was baffled when i explained to him that unless i could actually feel a difference in my own GPU/CPU power or bandwidth, or unless my files were being ransomed, i literally did not give a shit. if some hacker has managed to install secret malware that is undetectably cryptofarming my computer in a way that is undetectable to me through power consumption, wear n tear, process wastage etc, then why the fuck would i care. 'what if youre part of a DDoS attack" is it making youtube load slow? is my ping going up in Barotrauma? are my files being ransomed? no? then it has no material impact on me whatsoever. i dont have a principled stance against hacking, only a material interest in making sure my computer runs.

[3liza]

bluh bluh 2fa is more secure WHEN I AM LOCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNTS BY 2FA, THAT SCENARIO HAS IDENTICAL MATERIAL CONSEQUENCES TO LOSING ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNTS THROUGH OTHER MEANS. KILL YOURSELF

[mousidy]

my transfem friend Jessie is currently homeless and needs support. she needs money for essentials: food, hygiene products, makeup, possibly a hotel. anything helps!

Venmo: @Quippits

Cashapp: $quippits

we wrote this post together while hanging out for one of the last times before she starts hitchhiking across the country to get to a warmer climate before winter. I'd really like to make sure she's safe and has enough food. thank you 🫶

[kaban-bang]

[manjaro-official]

marathon (1994), widely known as the first example of what would later be termed "matpat bait",

[87sukiyaki]

[skadream]

autistic girl awssome

[lierabee]

awawa

[virtualgirladvance]

girls night

[virtualgirladvance]

watching a partner awawa with this post open is amazing

[mydogtige]

Mahiro x Momiji wedding art by Yuu Egao

[covid-safer-hotties]

[witchazard]

Sam's skill in giving torn/old garments new life comes in handy when she gets herself a werewolf girlfriend🌝

(Sam x Bianca🐺, ocs)

If you want, you can support me in my endeavours of creating life into these two dummies over on my patreon where you can see everything ahead of time, and exclusive access to my wips. Also all uncensored works of Sam and Bianca are there too😏

[chloebangbang]

because some folks were curious, here's what my phone's keyboard looks like and how I type on it.

[chloebangbang]

I wasn't expecting this to go anywhere but the keyboard is 8vim! it's not perfect, it notably can't do emojis and obviously typing is gonna be slower than proficient two thumb typing, but for my clumsy self this is largely competing with swipe typing, and I'll always take the speed hit to not deal with autosuggest

[chloebangbang]

this post is awesome because it gets everyone in the world thinking they're the funniest people on the planet into my notifications to be gigantic assholes about the thing I use as an accessibility tool. and yet I can't lock it. because its spreading awareness about an accessibility tool and has already gotten several people to give it a shot and install it. so in unrelated news I think I'm going to start killing people

[troublepunk-ldn]

im sorry people are being assholes on ur post OP. this is the keyboard I use for accessibility (clumsy) (bigger keys easier to hit). its Typewise. takes a very short time to get used to and noticeably decreased typos for me

[lesbianchemicalplant]

wow it's soooo wacky and zany that a man is professionally benefiting from misogyny by being a man, including preferential treatment by other men such as his boss at work, that's just so unusual, what a crazy twist, so wholesome chungus allyship that a man treats another man better than women

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

She left the Eevee behind again >.>’

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

I wonder if I should take it on a date….

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

I’m gonna take her to a coffee shop…

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

Normal girl activities

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

She turned around in the bag as I walked like she was trying to cuddle up. The walk to the coffee shop is really hard for me now, so we have to take a bunch of breaks.

I do let her explore a bit on the way. She really wanted to show me this rock she found and I had to explain that it wouldn’t let her evolve. She wants to keep looking though.

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

Woaw, she’s so cute, I’m nervous.

She’s trying my drink but I don’t think she loves the coffee flavour.

Showing me some of her older work, what a celebrity!

She’s pretty tired from the trip over, letting her get some rest and listen to some music before we head back ^^

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

I think I need to accept that I just can’t get coffee anymore without it contributing to a flare up. Thankfully she doesn’t mind supporting me for a while…

[tamamoland-of-the-black-sky]

this website is a fucking tar pit now

[lesbica-in-decadenza]

And there goes my mutual. Worthless website. If you remake lmk

[volkdelacroix]

I remember this post. Literally it's all just pictures of an eevee doll.

It's someone with a disability Journaling going on a walk with a plushie? None of these pictures even had people in them, except for I think one selfie, and a picture of the eevee in a bag being worn, and thus containing a bit of torso.

[fruityyamenrunner]

[jadedpreschooler]

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