pure jally trash

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[johnnysexualtrash]

Darry vs Dally as parents

Johnny: Darry? How are babies made?

Darry: (sweating profusely) Well uh, when two people love each other very much-

Johnny: Dally? How are babies made?

Dallas: (puffing smoke from a cigarette) 'Ya take a shlong, shove it up a dingdong, shake it about 'ntil it explodes.

[johnnysexualtrash]

hElLO (UPDATE)

well hello my dudes. admittedly it has been a while. Uhh I don't know how people are still reblogging this shitty blog that I made one summer when I was young and bored and THANK YOU TO THE 442 PEOPLE HAVE FOLLOWED THIS ABSOLUTE DUMP OF A BLOG. I have been drowning in school as most kiddies my age are and uh yeah. I cant promise I'll be active again.

ThAnK yOu fOr yOur aTtEntIon

[johnnysexualtrash]

yo, would you ever be interested in rping Jally? any other ships are okay too!

Ya my dude sure. You probably asked this question a while ago but school got me fucked up so sorry:')

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

[fuzzyallover]

birth - death

[korean-bacon]

I love how done Yoongi looks with the guy in the hoodie

“Oh, you’re on fire?”

“What a fucking inconvenience.” 

[syuga]

[figglypuff]

NSFW = NOT SO FAST WEEB

[deadgirldrinkingslushies-deacti]

@blumedic123

[daynapapaya-deactivated20181023]

Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.

Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.

[daynapapaya-deactivated20181023]

Eva has raised over $3,000 in one week!!! Part of that is because of many tumblr users who have donated, thanks to so many of you reblogging this. Please keep sharing. Tag people you know who have lots of followers. Post it on your facebook. On reddit. On twitter. Everywhere!! I have 17 weeks to come up with $5,000 more for this fantastic pupper.

[myoneandonlyblog]

When having a fangirl moment in public and you’re like:

[ohmy80s]

Rob Lowe

[wheretheartthou]

Dallas: I’m going Dairy Queen do you want anything? Pony: I want my parents back Dallas: Yea… Well I’ve only got like 12 Dollars

[johnnysexualtrash]

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD YA NASTIES

ok but how are people still active on my account?? i've logged in for the first time since September-ish (skool's a bitch) aND IM SHOCKED THAT Y'ALL ARE STILL ACTIVE ON MY PAGE?

[officialfrenchtoast]

[cartoonpolitics]

[johnnysexualtrash]

The perk of speaking different languages: knowing many words

The misfortune of speaking different languages: having the perfect word that means exactly what you want to say, but it not being in the right language

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

[poonany]

My type of petty

[curlyshepards]

dallas would be the type to call everyone bruh