[ruinedchildhood]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[atmosis-archive]

i’m going to get fit as fuck, my career is going to be lit as fuck, my life is going to be fulfilling as fuck, and i’m going to be happier than i ever have been

[quotes-motivational]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[soundsnaked]

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[lumnch]

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

[lumnch]

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.

[meatprincess]

wait show me your dicks before you all get banned

[bhritscold]

I mean it

[bhritscold]

Thank you all so far for the dicks they’re beautiful keep them coming

[priestlysblunt]

this remains and will remain to be the most iconic monologue in cinematic history

[deeecccc]

I’m Emily in the background 

[voxette-vk]

[moonpaw]

Where the hell is my phone????

*shakes blankets one by one*

Thunk

There it is

[bob-belcher]

[retrogradestarlight]