The Tizzington Times

A random assortment of all things awesome. Red Hood, Batman, Corgis, Psychology, PS4, PS Vita, Mass Effect, and much more.

[urukhai]

[johnnytizz]

This is pretty much how I feel all the time.

[johnnytizz]

Going to reblog this again because I love it.

[psychofactz]

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[psychofactz]

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[theblanddcu2021]

Bruce Wayne likes playing Mortal Kombat XL. The other heros didn’t know what to think when he did a Klassic Tower, Extra Hard run through without taking a single hit, and performed fatalities on all the characters, minus the boss. Superman had trouble getting to sleep after seeing all that blood…

[andresisbatman]

[psychofactz]

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[psychofactz]

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[jungletwerk]

Henry Cavill recalls the time he ignored Zack Snyder’s phone call for a game of World of Warcraft.

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of very satisfying images. 

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

The Justice League by John Romita Jr.

[shamethedice]

My DM said fuck it, you can intimidate and charm or whatever you wanna do to each other. I failed to calm down the orc barbarian and got scared of him, I tried to resist and rolled 1. I dropped to the ground crying every time he approached me, I tried to resist once every session, he rolled against me. He rolled nat 20.. I rolled 1… Died of a fucking heart attack

[endreal]

Why do I keep making just-for-funsies Pathfinder characters?

Why is this one yet another bard?

[officialpaizo]

Because in the words of d20Monkey’s Brian Patterson, “Bards are awesome.”

[pocketfulofgeek]

Fun beats power gaming every time.

[bkellycs]

A little louder for our gaming meta?

[officialpaizo]

BARDS ARE AWESOME.

[tommygunangels]

Next D&D/Pathfinder game I’m in, I’m playing a bard. Screw the power gaming.

[officialpaizo]

Aww yeah.

[johnnytizz]

I love Paizo.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The first session

Fighter: “Okay, I swing my axe at the ghoul. *rolls 1 for damage*

DM (internally): Okay, he’s a fighter, that’s probably still like 5 damage-

Fighter: “I do 1 damage.”

Rogue: “??? What the hell is your Strength score?”

Fighter: “11.”

DM: “Uhhh? Okay? The ghoul bites you for *rolls* 4 damage. What HP are you down to?”

Fighter: “4.”

Cleric: “Wait, what’s your max HP?”

Fighter: “20.”

DM: “You have 20 HP as a 3rd-level fighter??? What’s your Con score? Let me see your sheet!……11 Con? 11 Dex?…..18 CHARISMA?! WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU JUST FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING YOU’RE A GREAT WARRIOR SO THEY’LL HIRE YOU?!”

The fighter just smiles.

[johnnytizz]

This is amazing.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Who ya gonna call?

Context: Running a ghostbusters rpg. A player, lets call his character Henry, chooses failure to win dance competition as his tragic past.

DM(me): The ghost is pulled out of the car, but is rushing back towards it!

Player 1: We need to stop it!

player 2: I dance!

DM (me): …what?

Player 2: *kiss fingers and points one to the sky* This is for you! I pull a flattened cardboard box out of my pockets and begin break dancing to distract the ghost.

DM (me):…..roll for sweet moves

Player 2: *crit roll*

DM(me): …..The god of dance begins to enter your body…..

[batfamcreys]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Critfail Gaydar

Context: Our rogue (male) is engaged in a conversation with a male NPC (played by DM) who has been flirting heavily with the oblivious rogue. 

Rogue: Well, I had better get to bed. 

NPC: Do you want me to join you? 

Rogue (OOC): Can I tell how gay this is?

DM: Roll a perception check. 

Rogue (OOC): *rolls a 1* Dammit!

DM: As far as you can tell, this is the most heterosexual interaction you have ever had. 

[shamethedice]