Dice Shaming

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[shamethedice]

Happy National Dice day! :D

I did not even know this was a thing. Lol. But thank you! And a Happy Dice Day to you, and everyone else, as well.

May all your rolls be interesting.

[shamethedice]

Zombie Loving Dice

We played the RESIDENT EVIL 2 board game.

ALL night long if i needed a HIT i rolled a DODGE, if i needed a DODGE i rolled a HIT. I spent EIGHT turns stuck in a trap because i couldn’t roll one dodge,and so did NOTHING for EIGHT turns. Later in the game the other players started to suffer from the same bad luck. They blamed me for INFECTING 

[allofthegeekythingshere]

Our rogue needs new dice...

[shamethedice]

**picture has a blue d20 in a wooden box**

DICE JAIL

I rolled 4 consecutive Natural (1′s).....

[rowancousland]

In short, fuck this D20.

(I did come back as a vampire, but still. I thought I would have to retire this character that I love.)

[shamethedice]

**a purple and blue d20 with gold numerals shows a 6 **

I failed all my cleric’s death saves

[kamrya]

naughty dice get put in the shame pentacle

Roll 20 to display dominance

[shamethedice]

**33 d20s of varying colors (7 of which are spindowns) are turned to show their 20 side and are circled around a dark d20 showing its 1 side that has been placed in the center of a red pentacle

[csleko]

So much for halfling luck.

[shamethedice]

**a purple d20 with silver glitter inside and white numbers shows a 1**

The ONLY way my owner can crit fail is by rolling a 1 TWICE in a row. Guess who shot himself in the face and SELF KO’d!?

[shamethedice]

**photo shows a white glittery d20 with gold numbers**

I helped my druid owner assist an enemy soldier in killing his animal companion.

[celery-the-druid]

Dice shaming and praising tonight!!!

[shamethedice]

**photo 1 shows a green d20 with gold numbers in dice jail** I made my owner land flat on her back as an elk, the first time she used wild shape.

**photo 2 shows a red and black d20 with gold numbers** I succeeded on death saves for three party members! Keeping us alive for another day!

[shamethedice]

**photo is of a larger blue d20 with red numbers showing a 1 and a smaller, darker d20 with white numbers showing a 1**

I was running D&D5E for my church group of beginners. I was explaining, with the help of the only experienced player the differences between die rolls in game. It came upon a trap with a saving throw of 10. The experienced player used inspiration to gain advantage so she could demonstrate Advantage, where you roll two dice and take the higher number. Clearly she got the numbers up above, so she died… and now nobody will use their advantage or inspiration and are even hesitant to roll saving throws.

[shamethedice]

“I bet your dice is gonna be a nat 1.”

**photo is a blue speckled d20 that shows a 1**

Our friend had said earlier when the person this dice belonged to rolled a 5 for initiative. The person rolled the dice again, they indeed got a natural 1.

[catchymemes]

The Wonderful World of Dice

[voxel-loves-you]

The giant d20 I made for @black-rose4

[shamethedice]

**a gif and photos show a large d20 that fits in the palm of the hand holding it and is very sparkly with gold numbers**

The etsy shop to purchase other large d20s is here.

[celery-the-druid]

Dice shaming and praising tonight!!!

[shamethedice]

**first photo shows a darkly colored d20 in a clear plastic case and a piece of paper reads “I made my owner land flat on her back, _as an elk_, the first time she used Wild Shape”

**second photo shows a red and black d20 and a piece of paper reads “I succeeded on death saves for three party members! Keeping us alive for another day!”

[shamethedice]

D&D: Bad Dice by Door Monster

[rollforaesthetic]

Spirit of the Wilds

[shamethedice]

**a purple-ish d20 shows a 1**

I rolled an attack roll with a quarterstaff, a constitution save, and finally a sleight of hand check using this dice. All natural 1’s.

[shamethedice]

**a black d20 with white marbling shows a 1**

“I made my owner & his friend miss eight arrows each on someone with four HP, while he killed their friend.”