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@endreal

"Every single thing was suddenly a metaphor for fire." Exhausted. Former librarian. Monster. Sordid patron of floods. Officially late 0s. Southern, queer, agender. They/them, but sometimes he or she. Polyam and married. Endreal, the Gremlin, and V at your service. On Tuesdays the oracle is IN.

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So I noticed that your blog contains messages and it seems kinda like each one is part of a system of messages. I imagine sending those messages was important to you, and you seem like a really powerful tumblr user, so I was wondering... Is this a place of honor? Are there like, highly esteemed deeds and shit commemorated here?

Absolutely fucking not

bunnywand-z

they’re calling me “the girl who’s off to see rilo kiley” !! 😁💕

bunnywand-z

awesome gig, wahoo!! 🥳

#oye look at my cute friend!

wowwforever

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

boogerwookiesugarcookie

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

explorerrowan

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

orcboxer

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

prokopetz

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

petrodykeonicapocalypse

absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

inthefallofasparrow

#finally some delicious posting

botanyshitposts

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

endreal

Do you think I (OP) am mysterious?

yes

no

nuance (explanation in tags)

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

thesunnahthebetter

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

southfarthing

20 YEARS OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (18 DEC 2002)

I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales?

viralfrog

#this is some incredible slapstick

i-am-winterborn

This pride month help a disabled trans woman

Bills are due on the 10th im short and still havent hit a goal in months ssi is a long process and i might loose food stamps soon. please anything helps 0/400 Venmo: Transgirlmagic

Cashapp: https://cash.app/$winterborn00

Dm for paypal

orteil42

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

dateaboysuggestions

Hello everyone,

As I was on my way to a job interview, my front driver tire exploded. Luckily I'm fine but bith my front tires are finished even though they've been on my car for 3 weeks because I have an suspension problem. I know this is a lot but I need about 700USD to pay to fix it + tired + towing fees. I need my car to go to work, public transports are not an option where I live. I work as much as I can but my hours just got reduced because of financial cuts and I really can't afford it.

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