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Solomon Jewish/Tabletop Roleplaying Games/World of Darkness/Religion/Academia/Oddities Really though, I'm too old to be tumblring.

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[sandersstudies]

The Lord is testing me yet again

[sandersstudies]

REDEMPTION! REDEMPTION!

[saiyanqueenreads]

They have learned nothing (affectionate!)

Hoping you have no new scratches or bites that need medical attention. Also, wishing the new little kitten the best.

[sandersstudies]

“They have learned nothing (affectionate!)” is going to become my new catchphrase.

[north-peach]

@wolfsrainrules

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[bookpdf]

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

[qcon-tinuum]

A human drink. It's called root beer. STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE - 4.01 WAY OF THE WARRIOR

[tuttle-did-it]

One of the most important scenes in Star Trek, and the actors had to convince the writers that the scene was a dramatic one, not a comedy scene.

[tlwebb]

[wokeuphighbyvanessacarlton]

So Nazi Maine tattoo guy has been put up against easily the most predictable GOP attack which is "regardless of the morality of Susan Collins voting for the Iraq war, you did sign up to fight in it multiple times you weren't exactly drafted" and unsurprisingly can't seem to answer to that.

We're not getting the Senate back sorry.

[wokeuphighbyvanessacarlton]

Like I'm sorry but we are day six into him being in front of an audience not automatically primed to support him and he's absolutely falling apart. Idk whether or not Janet Mills would have won (although I see much more argument for a multi term governor than a rich idiot larping as a working class hero but what do I know I'm not a podcaster who's desperate to cling to any semblance of political and social relevance) but Jesus fucking Christ the wastes of a perfectly good abortion over at podsa couldn't have picked a worse idiot to champion and when he loses I hope people finally learn a fucking lesson about these fucking rich boy idiot pieces of shit who make up the almost entirety of political commentators and stop fucking giving these subsentient douchebags the time of day.

[stephenroot]

"You voted for your opponent multiple times after her vote for the Iraq War up to and including the last time she was on the ballot" seems like a line of inquiry he should have been prepared to answer for but what do I know I don't have a podcast.

[ketubahring]

Shabbat Shalom ✨ May it be full of peace and relaxation.

What are your plans? Will you be taking some time to rest? Enjoying with loved ones? Eating delicious food? Being outside in nature?

By the way, let me know if you have any suggestions on what to draw next 🥰

Copyright © 2026 Ketubah Ring. No reproduction, printing, resale, or use without permission.

[vigilantsycamore]

That "do I really need an excuse to have a good time in my own home?" line made me laugh

If the whole Industrialist Dabbling In The Arcane gig doesn't work out, David should go into comedy

[vigilantsycamore]

Lexington comments on Xanatos's shady deals and Xanatos just goes

"A man has to make a living"

Why is he so funny this episode

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Xanatos having the self-awareness to know that yeah, he basically is a villain is one of the things I like about him as a villain

Evil Mastermind villains are usually convinced they are kind of visionary or have some kind of Higher Purpose but David Xanatos is just like "I'm extremely rich, morally grey at best and a little bit insane so I just DO STUFF like this"

Fucker BOUGHT A CASTLE AND MOVED IT ACROSS AN OCEAN

Hired Macbeth as a mercenary

Built himself a Fursona Iron Man Suit

Engineered a jailbreak just to hook up with a hot redhead

And thats all just in the first few episodes of season one

[farmer-10]

He didn't just move the castle; he rebuilt the damn thing on top of a skyscraper. Because he was trying to use a loophole in an ancient curse to release magic creatures. Typing all that out and with the benefit of hindsight, that was a crazy thing to do, David.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

And he didn't even know for sure if

A) The curse was even real

and

B) This would work

Dude REBUILT A CASTLE STONE BY STONE

Shipping the whole thing all the way from, if I remember right, Scotland, to New York

JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE IT WOULD WORK

[dorksidefiker]

I mean, he DID have Demona right in front of him as proof that there was SOMETHING to it, and had been working with her for some time thanks to Brooklyn setting them up during his time traveling shenanigans.

And if I had the money to ship a whole ass castle across the world and rebuild it on top of a sky scraper, I'd probably do it for shits and giggles.

David Xanatos does love his action figures. Gotta give them the best playset to pose them in.

[noelle-ism]

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

[noelle-ism]

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that will companies are still trying to stomp out.

[theoldgvard]

it’s the fate of any song I get obsessed with these days to be garashired (somebody told me - the killers)

[projectshiro]

The editing, the clips... Ugh this is the good shit.

[cosmicretreat]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[tigerlilypurr]

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

[tommygunangels]

Luckily found a few boxes Koshernfor Passover and snatched them up.

Just don't ask me how the cleaning is going.

[tommygunangels]

Same thing this year. And please please please. Don't ask how the cleaning is going.

[tommygunangels]

"Well, here's one thing you can be sure of, mister: leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge." - Captain James T. Kirk

Star Trek always hated bigots.

[kinnoriv]

first day of Passover cleaning 💔💔 I’ve been saying a lot of ‘ohhhh that’s where that was’ and ‘how the FUCK did that get there?’

[43-moonshadow]

Spock is relatable because he'll tell you something he does is odd or unfamiliar because it's vulcan but then you meet other vulcans and realize that he's actually a little freak

[koshercosplay]

spin the wheel and get assigned a jewish food (if you get something unfamiliar, I encourage you to look it up and discover something new!)

what do you think of this food

I love it

Meh/neutral

I don't like it

I've never had it but I would like it

I've never had it but I would NOT like it

Voting ended onMar 30

*obligatory notice: don't do any "this thing isn't actually jewish it originates from [insert country] here" bc jewish people are allowed to adapt and enjoy foods from the cultures that surround them, thereby making said food, in fact, a jewish food.

[tommygunangels]

Well I got Latkes. And I love them. Love them so much that I named my cat after them (and because I adopted her right around Hanukkah).