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One problem I face, if you could call it that, is that I have been in the early stages of love for the past 10 years. I have been trapped in that initial stage we call āpassionately in loveā ever since I found Norbert.
Compound that with other characters and my brain is always burning with activity triggered my passion. In a natural relationship, ones brain would not be subject to such a long period as one tends to settle down after a while (and get bored?).Ā
I really like that Iām always āin loveā because the passion is really strong and it is like a drug. Iām addicted to the feelings I have for Norb and Brian, and all the other toons.Ā
Being unreal and inanimate, our relationship is unable to progress and I am forever trapped unnaturally in this state.
Iām not sure but I feel I might be doing myself damage doing so ādoped upā all the time.Ā
Itās my motivation though. Itās what gets the porn drawn, the plushies made, the paintings hung and the screenshots hosted.Ā
Itās very distracting and Iām sure I could be doing better things with my life if not for it.
But I like it!
How Family Guy should have killed Brian
Rather than beginning the episode with Stewie dismantling the time machine, it is used extensively through the episode.
The episode starts with a story setup that brings us to Brian and Stewie setting up on the road just like before. A speeding car comes and runs over Brian, we are shown Brian being crushed and he dies on the spot.
Stewie cries out in terror but quickly pulls himself together because he knows that all he needs to do is go back in time to save his friend.
Stewies goes back in time and makes sure Brian doesnāt get run over and Brian is all thankful, rah rah rah.
But then Brian, while at the park with Lois gets mauled by another dog and dies.
Stewie canāt believe it, but knows everything will be OK and goes back in time to save Brian again.
This is pretty much how the episode continues, Brian keeps dying in different ways and Stewie keeps saving him.
(may Cut to alternate story then resume)
After about 5 deaths Stewie begins to wonder why this keeps happening. It upsets him and he goes to tell Brian whatās been happening but just as he approaches Brian, Peter falls down the stairs crushing Brian under him (leaving Briansās head clearly bent the wrong way, blood, etc).
Stewie screams out in frustration and goes back in time again.
This time he manages to tell Brian whatās been happening and how heās been getting killed over and over.
Brian becomes scared, he doesnāt want to die.
Stewie helps keep Brian safe, they have a few close calls but eventually Brian gets killed yet again.
Stewie gets a little emotional talking to himself and all that then realises that this isnāt going to stop. He accepts that Brian will die and goes back in time once more to say good bye.
He takes Brian out to do something nice, Brian doesnāt know why yet, heās dubious of Stewieās efforts to be nice and keep pestering him to tell him what heās done. Stewie eventually gives in and explains that Brian WILL die but he doesnāt know when or how, only that it will happen. Brian is shocked but takes it better than before because heās having a good day.
Stewie and Brian share a bit of a moment like when they were in the bank vault, not gay or anything weird, but horrendously cute and heart wrenching. Stewie expresses how much he doesnāt want Brian to die and Brian kind of gives in after a moment and tells Stewie that his life has been so good, that heās getting old, etc and if it has to happen, let it happen. Stewie agrees to not go back in time again and to let Brian die.
Try not to mush it up too much, geez.
Scene cuts right in quickly to either real video or cartoon version of Seth giving the order to kill Brian once and for all, like standing, looking over the shoulder of a story board artist and saying ādo itā.
Scene cuts quickly back to Brian and Stewie and the most amazing kind of death that you could ever imagine happens to Brian taking him out for good leaving no doubt that heās dead.
The family show up just in time (honestly, I donāt know how or why theyāre here, just roll with it). Everyone is shocked. Cut to Stewie close up; his expression of that of sadness yet acceptance. He says something very appropriate and touching
Scene slowly zooms out and credits roll.
This is like a hundred times better than what actually happened. Congrats, youāre a better writer than the pros that work on Family Guy.
Brian Griffin RETURNS - As weāve all pretty much suspected would be the case.
The SUSPENSE is KILLING ME
Those attention seeking cock suckers were fucking with us. Thank heavens but fuck you for even pulling that shit Family Guy.
I canāt deal with this. I need to bury my head in the sand and wait for it all to blow over and for him to come back. This little phase Family Guy are going through is just infuriating.
Hard-hitting news.
johnofe:
ornerytexan:
johnofe:
HARD COVER!
These are fun to make and quite satisfying. Quite time intensive though. But itās totally working.
I wish I was crazy enough to turn my horrible fanfics into books, but I lack the time and effort.
All you need is about $50 to buy all the materials (paper, card, glue, clips, brush) and an entire weekend!
Itās totally worth it. The first few were botch ups but now Iām a pro.
If your storyās good, it should be worth your time printing it and leaving in random places for innocent minds to stumble across.
Iām almost reluctant to ālooseā a few copies because of how much Iām Iāve put into making them. TheyĀ definitelyĀ suit being āleftā on a library shelf.
>Make Surrogate into a book
>Leave it in a library
>Ruin some poor soulsā life forever
2022 and Pinky is still here.
But not for much longer. I will be giving away all my old paintings to whoever will take them locally cause Iām running out of places to store them. I keep painting new better work so itās only natural.Ā
Iāll miss him thoĀ
oh really
mmmph! heās such a brute!
Nice hair, Rock.
the way Norbert leans closer to Daggettā¦
saddle up norbie
After a long and shattering weekend of modeling Brian, still without completion; this is a sight that makes everything worth it.
If I didnāt have this, I would surely go insane.
I cannot convey completely enough how much Brian Griffin means to me.
Often I take a step back and look at my life through someone elses eyes and wonder if I really am completely mental, but I always arrive at the same conclusion that if this is wrong, I donāt want to be right.
Nothing else makes me this happy.
the pleasureĀ
that tongueā¦
Silly question. When you're with a beaver, are you a bottom or a top?
IRL, I have a beaver plushy so I have no choice but to top. I like that anyway.
I like both.
When I am with men I am almost exclusively bottom.
Hypothetically, if Norbert was read I would take great pleasure is being bottom as well as top.
Both situations would totally blow my mind, and my load.Ā
Wanting to top Norbert is just a side effect of the things that I really want to do to him. I want to kiss and touch him more than anything. But the sex is important.
Norbertās mouth though⦠that must be thoroughly explored.Ā
āWanting to top Norbert is just a side effect of the things that I really want to do to him. I want to kiss and touch him more than anything. But the sex is important.
Norbertās mouth though⦠that must be thoroughly explored.ā
This^
Actually having sex with Norbert is only a part of it, a side affect of my attraction and feelings for him really. Ā Its a lot deeper than just a physical attraction.Ā What I like most of all is just feeling his body next to mine and his fur on my skin. Ā My biggest fantasy would probably be just to kiss him and have his tongue in my mouth. Ā That or to go down on him and hear the sounds heād make as I sucked him offā¦.
All that said, if he was real⦠Iād love to let him top. Ā Feeling his claws rake against my skin, his hot breath against my neck as he thrusts into me. Ā Iād let him or Dag have there way with me and pretty much let them do anything they wanted. Ā
And iām sure iād love every minute of it.
Norbert
Beaver
I need you. I need your fur. I want you to feel me. I want to smell you. Iām going to taste your fur as I lick your face. Stroke your nose and kiss itās cool, smooth surface and admire how round and pointed it is. Worship the grandness of such a bulbous extension of your face. Take your skinny arm and suck your long, black fingers. Rub your fur the wrong way and pin you down. Bury my face in your soft belly fur and feel your every move. Run my hands over your large, flat tail. Marvel at itās texture unlike that of a rats. Soft to the tough yet firm and unforgiving. I want you to belt me with your tail and claw my back. I want to put my finger in your ass and suck your cock. Bite my shoulder and bite my neck. Cum in my mouth and I will savour every drop, with short and purposeful swallows. I will kiss every part of your body, stroke every strand or fur and whisper your name a thousand times. I want to feel you thrust your cock in my ass and hear you climax. I want to lick your ass and feel your hands on my face. I will climb on top of you and fuck you like a lunatic. I want you to say nothing. Make noise buy say nothing. Your eyes⦠You know what this is doing to me. I want to spread your body out over mine. I want you fur to get in everything. Donāt brush. Donāt groom. I want to smell this animal in front of me. You sexy, male, beaver. Soft beast. Sexual Animal.Ā
Norbert Beaver
That insatiable hunger
Some nights iām content to just lay with Norbert and cuddle, but other nights its like this.
He gets me so worked up I almost cant handle it. Ā I donāt even know which part of his body to lavish my attention on because I want it all at once! Ā His round pointy nose⦠those three dots on the side of it. Ā Rubbing my face against his before I kiss him. Ā Those BIG front teeth that I love to run my tongue over. Ā beautiful golden fur on his stomach, planting kisses on it all the way down his chest and belly until I reach that big flat tail and those skinny black toes of his. Ā I want it all! Ā
I need to wrestle with him and get rough. Ā I need to feel the weight of him on top of me as I run my hands all over his firm furry body.
Can hear his voice in my head, that smooth sexy voice.