Mama Price

Hey there Folks it's John's Mama :)

[johnpricesmother]

Introductions

Hey there! Now I don't know how my boy managed to convince me to join this social media nonsense but here I am.

Hey guys please be respectful and all they good stuff

[ellipsus-writes]

If you haven't heard, the em dash has been getting a lot of attention lately…

Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

[gothamslittlejester]

My beloved em dash :(( I will never forgive you AI

[johnprice-asks]

Sad you reblogged that post wanted mum to do that trend with you 🤣🤣🤣

yeah. mum said it was cringe 🙄

[johnpricesmother]

You liar. I said I'd only do it on the condition that you mention the time you sobbed uncontrollably because you found out you had an arsehole when you were four and begged me to get you a new one

[johnprice-asks]

John this is important.

I found your mum’s and dad’s high school photos and I want to know if you know you might be adopted…

erm… Mum. MUM. @johnpricesmother

[johnpricesmother]

I dyed my bloody hair child calm down

[johnpricesmother]

Your little 5'5, husband waddles up to you because giving you another rose and your favorite Halloween candy

(Guess who’s back, back again…)

Aww thanks dear

Omg I missed you

[johnprice-asks]

What do you think of Tippy? She is very silly and special

Very cute pup, there. Looks a little special in the ‘ead.. though.

[johnpricesmother]

So are you son

(sorry for being so inactive I got a new job N shit)

[johnprice-asks]

Turns out, scolding hot shower water on a sunburn on your neck is quite painful. I do not recommend, sir. 3/10

Yes.. i’d think so. Perhaps do a little research to see what works best.

[johnpricesmother]

Actually I find scolding water to be rather pointless

[johnprice-asks]

I goon to you.

@makarov-ask-blog

well hello makarov

[makarov-ask-blog]

hi

[johnprice-asks]

do you actually

[makarov-ask-blog]

yes.

[johnprice-asks]

want expecting that..

[johnpricesmother]

What the fucking fuck am I looking at son?

[little-tiger-man]

Pussy 🫵

Checks his pants

No I think I got a dick. I'm not too sure I may have to shove it in your mouth to show you some respect

[idiotic-nerd]

Hold on. Hold on.

Grandma! (@johnpricesmother) can you confirm or deny this statement.

[johnpricesmother]

Why am I confirming this?

[ivviannaa]

yes ghost is the scariest looking member of the 141, but price is the one that i wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. he's unpredictable because he's constantly switching between morality and military as the guide to his actions. he's loyal as hell but also willing to cut ties whenever someone doesn't serve him anymore. he's committed to the greater good but his definition of what the greater good is isn't solid. he's insubordinate. he has connections. so yeah, ghost might be scary, but he does what he's told. price does not.

[johnpricesmother]

He's only 100% loyal to his mama and his boys Simon Johnny and Kyle ❤️

Right son?

@johnprice-asks

[johnprice-asks]

IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE I LOOK FOR YOU. WOULD YOU AVOID ME? OR WOUKD YOU LOOK FOR ME TOO?

[johnpricesmother]

Depends on the room son.

[johnpricesmother]

Hello momma, you free tonight? I can get us a reservation at any place you want

Oh of course ❤️ where were you thinking?

[little-tiger-man]

Im thinking a good Korean barbecue, I hope you like meat

[hanaamustdie]

Can i join :((

[little-tiger-man]

Cock block my first date with her?

[hanaamustdie]

Yes

[little-tiger-man]

You have your own man to take you out on dates

[hanaamustdie]

But sharing is caring

[little-tiger-man]

I don't share what's mine

[johnpricesmother]

Is my boy neglecting you dearie?

I'm giggling hysterically at this omg

[little-tiger-man]

Am I your boy? Please say yes

Imaginary tiger tail wag

[hanaamustdie]

No mememe

[johnpricesmother]

No my bloody son that your supposedly married too, dear

'course your my boy Horangi dear.

Tbh I've actually lost track of whose "married" to who 😭

[hanaamustdie]

@johnprice-asks yee he my beautiful ol’ man

╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[johnprice-asks]

you need to fuck off my mama @little-tiger-man

[little-tiger-man]

We're just going eat is all, I'll treat her nicely

And thank you momma price

[johnprice-asks]

piss off or there’ll be glass up your arse

[little-tiger-man]

She already said I'm one of her boys so suck it

[johnprice-asks]

fat cunt

better cover your ass tonight

[johnpricesmother]

Behave son. 🙄

[johnpricesmother]

Hello mama!! Would you like a cookie? :3

Of course dear! Thank ye so much.

[johnprice-asks]

HELP I got bangs and my bf says i look like the drawing of Trisha from Napoleon Dynamite 😭

i wouldnt be complaining

[johnpricesmother]

I once got glasses that I really liked and my biological father said I looked like Jeffery Dahmer 😑😑

[johnpricesmother]

Hello momma, you free tonight? I can get us a reservation at any place you want

Oh of course ❤️ where were you thinking?

[little-tiger-man]

Im thinking a good Korean barbecue, I hope you like meat

[hanaamustdie]

Can i join :((

[little-tiger-man]

Cock block my first date with her?

[hanaamustdie]

Yes

[little-tiger-man]

You have your own man to take you out on dates

[hanaamustdie]

But sharing is caring

[little-tiger-man]

I don't share what's mine

[johnpricesmother]

Is my boy neglecting you dearie?

I'm giggling hysterically at this omg

[little-tiger-man]

Am I your boy? Please say yes

Imaginary tiger tail wag

[hanaamustdie]

No mememe

[johnpricesmother]

No my bloody son that your supposedly married too, dear

'course your my boy Horangi dear.

Tbh I've actually lost track of whose "married" to who 😭

[i-technically-dont-exist]

MY BABY!!!!! She’s finally been using post that I got her! It was so much money and I forgot to get a receipt, so I was starting to get really worried that I wasted my money 😭

... @john-captain-price @johnpricesmother @ask-roachsanderson @ask-chiefkatelaswell @i-technically-dont-exist @asksoapmactavish-blog @laswellstulip

Thoughts?

I love the little bugger

[johnpricesmother]

Aww such a cute little critter.

[johnpricesmother]

Hello momma, you free tonight? I can get us a reservation at any place you want

Oh of course ❤️ where were you thinking?

[little-tiger-man]

Im thinking a good Korean barbecue, I hope you like meat

[hanaamustdie]

Can i join :((

[little-tiger-man]

Cock block my first date with her?

[hanaamustdie]

Yes

[little-tiger-man]

You have your own man to take you out on dates

[hanaamustdie]

But sharing is caring

[little-tiger-man]

I don't share what's mine

[johnpricesmother]

Is my boy neglecting you dearie?

I'm giggling hysterically at this omg