John Delevingne

[vapidsocialite]

when your std results come out negative and you can go right back to barebacking with strangers again

[surprisebitch]

STFU THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

This just goes to show how fucked popular vote systems are. 

Impossible for Le Pen to win, simply because most people didn’t want her to.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

must come as a shock for people used to the electoral college system

[hisuian-samurott]

The worst is those guy probably don’t even know what she wants to do. That so annoying to see them going that far to support her just because they hear it was an equivalent of the alt-right and don’t even need to think more about it

[preciousmobster-deactivated2016]

[surprisebitch]

the martyrs of E•MO•TION

[aesthetictrek]

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[colombianomarica]

DELETE THIS

[zenyomi-deactivated20170726]

My favorite video

[pussyrobotic-blog]

miley’s fans are very observant 

[thotgloss]

*rupaul voice*

Jesus. In the Easter challenge, you rose up to the occasion, and on the runway, you really nailed it. 

Condragulations my dear you are the winner of this week’s challenge.

[saiasus]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

You’re perfect 💯, you’re beautiful 👰, you look 👀 like Linda Evangelista 💃.. You’re a model 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is perfect 💯! Did you stone 💎 those tights 👢 ? Oh, you’re smiling 👱 ! They eat 🍽 her up 🔝 EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 she’s on that damned 👹 stage 🏁. She 😡*ftsdbsds*😣. She could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶 and they’ll 👥 be like 🗣: “Valentina! 👰 Your smile 👄 is beautiful! 😍”.

[backdoorteenmom]

ronald mcdonald snapped

[trixiemattels]

why does valentina sound like coco montrese when she replies though

[finofilipino]

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this is so purely evil

[monopropellant-blog]

these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity

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[saiasus]

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[unclefather]

I saw this ad on my dashboard and I have to speak out. This is going to sound crazy but bare with me. So, I used to eat these. Literally eat these. If you were born in the 90′s you know these were delicious. But they came in like a fine dust with a few pellets of gum in there to break it up and I would carry three of these jugs around with me on a keychain on my backpack. Everyone knew you weren’t supposed to eat these but they tasted so good I would go into the bathroom at school and just eat an entire jug. So after a couple weeks of eating these I stopped being able to poop. Like I explicitly remember being constipated for a good part of my 2nd grade year. And my mom was like “i’m not going to buy you any more of that gum you’re having too much sugar it’s making you constipated” but little did she know i was actually eating like 5 of these a day. so she stopped buying them for me and like 2 days later i was in school and i shit my pants and it was bright pink and it stuck to my ass all day and when i got home i literally had to pull the tiny 2nd grade hairs off my buttcheeks because the bright pink bubble jug diarrhea had been caked to my flat ass because i was too scared to tell anyone i shit myself

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[mamanicured]

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[acciowine]

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This is incredible. 

[webofgoodnews]

Superhero Mom Feeds More Than 30,000 People With Extreme Couponing

[karadin]

make this woman the head of Housing and Urban Development

[thismachinekills]

her name is Lauren Puryear!

[strugglingtobeheard]

That’s just so amazing and awesome. What a woman!

[quickweaves]

Omg this is so sweet

[backdoorteenmom]

this man isn’t an innovator, doesn’t dance, has no sense of style or fashion he literally sings on stage in jeans and a zip up hoodie, he isn’t a supreme vocalist or lyricist….he doesn’t even impact pop culture….and he wanna be the biggest pop star in the world and these people are saying “Madonna’s got competition”

[bobbijaxxx]

[lacqueblacker]

Annalise Keating getting away with murder.