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@johnsonteagan
You might be the only one, I mean Lopez is my best friend and all but let’s just say a second one would not be a good thing. Also I don’t want to hear about your sex life.
You seem like the type who would love to hear about my sex life. I guess there's more I need to learn about you, Puckerman.
Like I needed a second Santana in my life.
I would love a second Santana. Can you imagine what my sex life would be like? I'd have no regular life.
npuckster replied to your post:Yo, Hopefully I didn't get you too hungover for...
I told you after like your fifth drink that you should just call out. You;re just like Lopez, You never listen.
I guess that's why we get along so well.
Yo, Hopefully I didn't get you too hungover for work on monday
I was completely useless on Monday. I should’ve just let a sub go in for me.
Next time, please listen to that thought in the back of your mind.. And I won’t even make a single joke about having voices talking to you in your head, babe. I really could have done with getting my mack on as a break.. My stress levels are really peaking. I swear I’m going to develop some fat person disease
The voices in my head are telling you to shush. As for getting your mack on, I'll show up when you least expect it just to give you an extra special break. Maybe then I won't spend any time with your idiot of a best friend. You? Fat person disease? Never. You're easily the sexiest person in New York City.
I knew you would agree eventually. If there’s one thing I know about you, It’s that you can’t say no to a good time.
That's probably all you know about me.
Seriously? I’m not even asking you to miss work or anything. Just go out and have some fun.
...Two hours. That's it.
You work with kids, they aren’t going to know if you are sleepy or hungover.
I can't put my children's education at risk just because you want a drinking buddy.
npuckster replied to your post:Yo Teagan, What are your plans for tonight?
Well i’m a classy person. I don’t have any plans tonight so I was looking for someone to chill with
Oh, obviously. Well, as much as I would love to spend time with you, it's already late and I have work in the morning.
Yo Teagan, What are your plans for tonight?
Such a classy way to say hello. Nothing really, just working on lesson plans. Why?
So, apparently today was the day that all the oldies come into the diner at the ass crack of dawn on their way to some lame show playing in some town outside of the city that probably only my abuela has heard of. Of course, I had to be the only person working and as soon as I make them coffee, they decided to talk to me about god knows what for an hour. Seriously, I felt out of place as a pork chop in a synagogue. No offence Puckerman.
You know, there was a voice in the back of my head telling me to just show up and sit there for a few hours eating a whole cheesecake. I should've done it.
✉ TEAGAN → SANTANA
Santana: And if I fail, I'll just talk out.
Santana: And that's all the more reason to just leave.. Do I get a sneak preview?
Teagan: Do it.
Teagan: Of course you do. [Image Attached]
✉ TEAGAN → SANTANA
Santana: If only I would get paid extra for that
Santana: Maybe I should leave work a few hours early. It's a family emergency that I miss my fiancee's lady garden.
Teagan: You should totally try.
Teagan: If you leave early I promise to give you something amazing to come home to.
My kids are so damn smart.
If there is one thing I know about Santana, It’s that she doesn’t get with wusses or wannabes so I know you can handle yourself. So the moral of the story should be I don’t want to see you when your angry?
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, it's official.
And yet again, I have to make the point that you’re the one that decided to talk to me. Not the other way around. I’ve already felt that way for quite a long time.
✉ TEAGAN → SANTANA
Santana: Gross, babe.. I'll be sure to blame you by name when I blow chunks all over the people I'm waiting on 'cause I'm thinking about him pulling the trunk.
Santana: Oh yeah? How much? ;)
Teagan: Pulling the trunk thinking of you. That's an important part.
Teagan: So fucking much. It's been way too long since my face has been between those glorious thighs.
Well, it's official.
Don’t lie to yourself, sweet cheeks. We both know I look fucking fabulous. Plenty of cardio, after all.
You're a horrible person. Don't feel like you need to ever talk to me again.
