The lies of a liar.

An unkept blog of thoughts.

[johnthenisemono]

My far off horizon

I want to draw a webcomic about a character who is down on his luck but is also incredibly optimistic about his future when he gets fired from his current job of whatever(I haven't figured that much out yet) and a Ralts(its set up in the Pokemon universe) comes up to him sulking and tries to comfort him as much as it possibly can for a tiny little mon. I kinda wanna do it in 4koma format for maximum SOL experience. But my art skills are far from being able to meet my demand. I might commission my friend to work with me on this. Even if it doesn't entirely work out in my favor, I want to get this idea out of my head

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A shit post from a shitposter

Tumblr is dead and I can rejoice. Hopefully whatever shithole you evacuate to forces you to get better at arguing. Judging on my one friend who is deeply rooted in this sinking ship. I am not impressed.

[setzeri]

Arent you the dude who at one point like lived in a freezing school basement and streamed games like ghost trick

This anon knows their stuff from about ten years ago, so we need some backstory.

-Work as a janitor in certain building which had several type of events, auctions, parties and such.-Also live in the said building, top floor though. Cheap rent.-The heater was an old oil-based system, barely worked in winter when there was below -15 Celcius outside.-Middle of nowhere, so only human contact was with streaming video games.

Streaming “Cryostasis: Sleep of Reason” when the only source of warmth was from vodka and PC is probably the most Finnish thing I’ve ever done in my life.

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That tugged on all the right strings and I hope you never have to be that Finnish ever again.

[soft-pinku]

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Yay Bakemonogatari

[johnthenisemono]

It's interesting that I see millions of posts about introverts and dogs. Like are we ignoring the fact dogs are incredibly social creatures and need a lot of attention. Which sounds like things introverts hate. Though as an extrovert, I can't get enough of cats. I suppose its one of those ironic things going on.

[bigrigsovertheroadracing]

Bakemonogatari Ch.1

[johnthenisemono]

Gimme gimme

[bad-4chan-literature]

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Moot made some great points before going insane.

[johnthenisemono]

Here comes a statement that will nail the end of my willie to the mast for all to come and pluck like a banjo string. I don’t get pretentiousness for the sake of bigotry. I just had a random memory come back to me. And someone posted on their profile that they refused to watch wordy shows Bakemonogatari or Index. I get it. Your attention span is shorter then the knob of a flea, but to post things like that publicly. I am going to laugh at you and just look down at you in pity. I just think showing your pretentious nature is wholly stupid and you should keep that kind of bigotry to yourself. I’ll never understand why people would publicly put that kind of information out there. Do you like painting targets onto yourself like that?

Yeah, I think I am actually superior to someone who flaunts bigotry.

Fite me IRL yo.

[johnthenisemono]

The best part of understanding how to do something is failing at said thing because you don't have the experience to actually do it without fucking something up. I look at all the artists I follow on assorted sites and some of the art seems simple enough to do without much thought.(art is way more complicated then that) So when I go to try and emulate it to try and develop myself as an artist. I always get fed up that my brain made it seem like it was much easier than it was. And this dunning-kruger effect always drives me away from practicing art. Because I just want to draw nice pictures to express my ideas.

[johnthenisemono]

I love salt and delusions.

I on occasion love to dip into tags and see what people who are probably salty their ship sank. It literally gives me life because I will never be so set on something like a pairing in a chinese cartoon. Every once in a while I will ship some characters. But I never reach the point where I lose my mind and scream that the author ruined his series. I guess I don't have brain problems.

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Hitsugime No Chaika

I kinda want to develop my art skills to draw things(read as people) from one of my favorite series. Hitsugime no Chaika. I really loved the tones of the series. And if possible, I would like to read the LNs. Because nothing pleases me more than reading about their hijinks in text form.

[johnthenisemono]

Bleach: the hot mess of a manga

Well actually that title is a bit misleading. Bleach is a okay shounen jump title and deserves all the love it got for being pretty readable. The hot mess is more about the people who made ships for bleach. As the manga progressed through its many years being alive. The creator of it went about its story in a pretty typical shounen fashion. Moderately block headed MC goes and fights and loses/wins and fights more to get more power to defend his friends and family from evil forces. Along the way MC finds friends in yesterday’s enemies. So when plot happens and the block headed MC rushes to go rescue his friend he spent several chapters/episodes befriending because plot. Many people saw what seemed like a romance plot(I just want to see MC swing a sword against other swords.). So in the end MC rescues friend and then everything is fine, right? Nope. Turns out someone is using his bullshitting powers to move the plot and become the big bad dood. Everyone queue up their favorite training places and get stronk. And so the good guys got stronk and fought against second season enemies. Now the interesting part starts. Big bad decides to convince childhood friend with okay powers to join him and do things. Like sit in a room pretty much and heal the occasional mook character. Remember the first season? I hope you like Mister Bone’s Wild Ride, because we aren’t getting off. So MC does typical shounen behavior and leaps forward to rescue childhood friend. And people saw another romance opportunity arise. A new threat looms overhead like an extremely fast moving ceiling fan. MC does the typical train to get strong montage and fights this new and slightly unmenacing evil.(they just want friends) And so with the forces of evil properly defeated and MC being strong as fuck. The story concludes and we all have mimosas. Except the story isn’t over yet. Remember that tiny plot point mentioned during glasses-kun fight? Yeah that one. Turns way more is happening with that plot point then just filling glasses-kuns back story. It totally turns that glasses-kun ancestral people are the final big bad and they are going to fuck everyone up. And so they fuck everyone up. MC happens upon the scene to have the typical get ass kicked and then git gud chapters. And so upon his trial of giting gud, we learn that one of the big bads that we defeated pretty much deus machina everything into happening because he was bored. And so with his back story filled in. MC gains big power boost. And goes on to defeat final bad guy. Except MC can’t defeat big bad and loses hope. Big bad goes into portal of time to retcon shit from happening. Next chapter takes place in the future. Some shit has happened and here is where all the shit goes south. Shippers are fighting other shippers about who blockhead MC ends up with in this future. The shouting was deafening to people in and out of the fandom. Then spoilers come out from some mook on the internet saying childhood friend and blockhead MC get together. Apparently the other people who shipped the “obvious” choice decided that since there isn’t any proof to the images provided, the whole thing is fake and everyone is stupid for believing. Then the long awaited day when the chapter comes out and people are bracing themselves for the impact. It turns that spoilers are the one true end and suddenly everyone is either exploding into confetti or piles of salt. Those piles of salt later went to destroying their merchandise they paid for real money on. Some went on to disavowing series and the creator. The people who were too invested into the series banned together to collectively agree that shit never happened and MC made the “right” choice. Amidst of the fire and screaming, I sat there glad that the ride was truly over and I no longer had to anticipate more chapters. Bleach was and okay series. But there is no way the creator actually gave a shit about romance in the slightest unless it was part of the vehicle to advance the plot. Never a moment where MC had any sort of soft moment involving any love interest. Infact if you thought MC did any of this out of some sort of romantic interest. You need to take off your romance goggles and pay fucking attention to the dialogue. Calls everyone his friend. The crazy motherfucker friendzoned everyone in typical shounen fashion. Bleach started off nice but when it ended, everything was basically on fire because apparently characters need to end up romantically involved with other characters because reasons.

[johnthenisemono]

Why is internet ablaze with rage with a female doctor who? Would a peg legged, completely bald, black woman suffice? Though we can't get a doctor who is also a dragon that shits in a diaper. I don't like Doctor Who anyways. The fans are pretty shitty.

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I talk some tough shit. Ain't nobody gunna stop me.

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I haven't writen anything in a long while. Though I am slowly coming to terms that some of my friends are actually huge assholes who won't take responsibility for their own shitty actions. And if you call them out on it, they get offended. As if they matter more than me. Some "jokes" I let slide because they don't know better. But sometimes they don't even try to watch their mouths. Like my circumstances don't matter. And at times when I try to offer positive solutions, they automatically default to a negative outcome. It isn't about being realistic. It is about being positive. If you constantly think negatively you won't be able to appreciate the nicer things in life. Another thing that bothers me is that they always have a excuse for anything. If you didn't feel like trying. Don't waste my time. I need to either find new not shit friends, or get the hell out of dodge and start a new life. The latter sounds easier then the former.

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I really wish I had less of an appetite. Gorging myselfon some curry I made feels bad. I just want to eat more sizableportions without feeling gross. I feel like my craving for all this food is because of my exercise going to and coming from work. I probablywould eat less if I actually knew how to drive. Though even then, I would probably still bicycle to work.