John Ward

!!: minor! I reply as soon as I can! Main account is kailovesjohnward lol

[johntomward]

Ooc: are you actually a catholic? I want to make references, but if you are not a catholic, then you probably wouldn't understand.

A few more questions about your blog:

Do all asks that come in exist in the same universe? Either way, what is some background information we should know?

!!: oh god I’m being addressed directly

ok ok so, I’ve never been to church so no, I’m not catholic LMAO I just… reeeaaalllyyy like FAITH… and John Ward so I’m trying my best here

and I haven’t really thought about that stuff… I suppose no, unless the asker directly mentions something that happened in one of the other asks… but I’m trying to make this as close to being canon John as I can, but with the addition of my FAITH oc, Ezriel… (he has his own blog I made to rp as him too, his lore is explained a bit there at @ezrielspeaks )

if you have any more questions for me/I wasn’t quite clear enough, I’ll gladly answer 😁😁

[johntomward]

Father, are you feeling alright? You seem tired & stressed. Are you ok? What's going on?

Yes, yes… I’m quite alright. Things have just gotten a little busy at the church… it’s nothing I can’t handle.

I’m glad to know you all care about me this much though. So thank you.

[johntomward]

Would you rather or ?

I-… pardon…?

I uh… don’t think I quite caught that…

[johntomward]

ketchup 🥫

Wonderful, some ketchup… now just to get mustard and relish just in case someone wants one of those… or all of them.

[johntomward]

… I need to call Father Garcia and Lisa to see if they’ll help me cook all of these…

I'm a professional cook! We can host a barbecue behind the church for anyone in need! Does anybody have any condiments they can donate?

-🦴

Actually… this sounds like a wonderful idea! Especially since the summer time is coming up soon…

I’ll try to organize a good time for this… hopefully on a day that has nice weather.

[johntomward]

Happy pride month, everyone!

Apologies for not being quite as active as I was before, I’ve been a little busy. I will still try to answer as many asks as I can, but it may take a bit longer.

[johntomward]

here's 500 patties & 500 burger buns

if you need anything else just turn off the lights & say what you want to the dark room,I'll hear it :)

don't eat all these burgers by yourself,give some to the homeless ok?

I don’t think I could give away the burgers fast enough, if I’m being honest.

Oh goodness… today’s going to be a very, very long day.

… I need to call Father Garcia and Lisa to see if they’ll help me cook all of these…

[johntomward]

*the anon had already gone into the clouds by the time john asked them a question*

*the cheese wave crashes in the distance and after a while a wheel of cheddar rolls up to john's feet*

What on earth am I supposed to do with all of this cheese?! This is far too much!

[johntomward]

It’s off of Snake Meadow Hill Road, I didn’t get much more information than that. My car should be easy to find, it’s uh purple.

-Deacon Timber

I… I’m on my way. I have a feeling I know where this is.

I hope I’m wrong. That house is more than just haunted if it’s the one I’m thinking of.

[johntomward]

I… suppose it wouldn’t hurt…? Although I have to admit, that’s… a rather odd thing to go around doing.

Think of the food bank donations with all that cheese!

-🦴

I don’t think even the food banks will be able to get through this much cheese before it goes bad!

And don’t food bank donations typically need to be non-perishables?!

[johntomward]

ok 🧀

*sirens start going off before in the distance appears a giant wave of cheese coming towards you*

enjoy your cheese 🧀

*accends up into the clouds*

Wh- What?! That is… that is way too much cheese!

Where are you going?!

[johntomward]

They said that the house is abandoned, so I think it should be fine? I’ll definitely wait to go inside though.

-Deacon Timber

… abandoned, you say?

… where exactly is this house? I most likely should have asked beforehand.

[johntomward]

I give cheese to people 🧀

do you want cheese 🧀

I… suppose it wouldn’t hurt…? Although I have to admit, that’s… a rather odd thing to go around doing.

[johntomward]

Help would be appreciated..if you’re available of course! I wouldn’t want to bother you much.

-Deacon Timber

Oh, don’t worry! My schedule is rather open at the moment… I’ll be on my way soon.

Try to stay safe until then.

… preferably after I get there too.

[johntomward]

it's the cheese type of cheese 🧀

cheese 🧀

I… I see.

… may I ask why?

[johntomward]

Father Ward, I was asked to go investigate some house but I don’t really know what to do for said investigation. It’s only my third week here, is it typical to already get sent out for stuff like this?

-Deacon Timber

Hm… I suppose it depends on the church. Do you need any help with the investigation? Since I have some experience, it’s probably a good idea to have at least one other person with you.

[johntomward]

cheese cheese 🧀

This… isn’t very specific.