Johnu

Main things in my life is still about tv shows and cats

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[curioscurio]

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

[graceashcroft-deactivated202602]

"When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you. They just move into a special place in your heart."

rest in peace Catherine O'Hara (1954 - 2026)

[karilapio]

Kapteeni on maanantai

[johnu]

[homunculus-argument]

Considering that hairless cats produce excess skin oil since they don't have fur (which is the reason why they require regular baths), I wonder if any nakey cat owner with dry skin has ever just rubbed their hands on the cat to get them moisturised when they didn't feel like getting up to grab a bottle of lotion.

[intermittent-boredom]

"... and this is my lotion-dispensing-cat"

[homunculus-argument]

Come to me, lotion beast, my hands must be oiled.

[milfbenson]

Petition for more black turtleneck Liv because she looks SO good in them

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[ocstabler]

Benson & Stabler.

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[suomidumppi]

Tajusin täs muute et virkkaus on erittäin koukuttavaa käsityötä

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

[milfbenson]

Fuck it. Olivia Benson as cat reaction pics

[zeesbumblingbees]

SHE'S LIVING THE DREAM

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that