Mindless wandering into confusion

30, M, Bi, Switch, Minors DNI This is my everything blog, which means it is horny and does not follow any theme.

[sandmandaddy69]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Dammit, my undead minions are too busy making out to stop the hero.

They've formed a polyghoul

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[geekysteven]

A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"

[macko-99]

Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.

"You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honoured to have helped you."

[asimovsideburns]

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind… every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (March 31st, 2021)

[the-rain-on-your-dandelions]

Now I've seen this piece in several places, probably best illustrated by @theshitpostcalligrapher and would have bought one were it not for The Tariffs, but I didn't know it originated here on tumblr.

This information would have been rather hilariously useful a couple years ago when ~my fuckin therapist~ quoted it to me when we were talking about Star Trek, and she admitted she used it with other clients who weren't fans at all. (It's apparently very effective, according to her, regardless of fan status.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh it's more than just that!

For one, I figured out the tariff thing doesn't really affect my field too much since art on paper as fine art, even as prints, aren't in an HTS category that generates duties. Yall can get 'em whenevs, they're sent using stamps in envelopes.

anyone can get their own print!

but not only that, @asimovsideburns is not only aware that this is a print I sell, but they get a courtesy cut of every sale I make with these!

It's kinda lesser known, but if a print design I make and sell has an OP that is contactable, I make sure they're aware and that they have a cut of the sales.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

they're doing lesbian communion with the Walter Cup again

[intermittent-boredom]

Nature is healing!

[alcrego]

94kb of stealth

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[intermittent-boredom]

Yes, just curse him with "micro-transactions" and "bad PC port" and he will be gone in less than an hour.

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[intermittent-boredom]

Thanks, will call bottoms "supporting characters" from now on.

In unrelated news: Supporting characters in plays are from now on known as "shakespearean bottoms"

and the Punk bands name is "Oral sex on a penis" or "O-SOAP" for short!

[probablybadrpgideas]

New stat: Combustibility

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[intermittent-boredom]

I do not care who the government sends!

I will cast fireball!

[meatpuppit]

is ryan murphy gay

[intermittent-boredom]

She will be!

[succuvex]

*takes my sunglasses off as I walk into the room and fires a pistol into the air* What’s up, perverts

[intermittent-boredom]

Two things:

a. My Adrenalin from the gunshot

b. My Penis

[akashicrecord]

Your task for the evening is to insert it over and over

[charl0ttan]

[sandmandaddy69]

[intermittent-boredom]

It looks sickly, what is that? Dying animal cake?

[natalieironside]

"But if they didn't censor the cuss words their video would be suppressed by the algorithm" I'll notify you where to put the algorithm

[commradequestions]

We've considered doing something on YouTube just to open every video with "'sup cunts"

[natalieironside]

If I ever get serious abt making videos I'm gonna collectively refer to my subscribers as cocksuckers. I'll encourage them to put "cocksucker nation" in their bios and I'll sell mugs and shirts that say #cocksucker

[natalieironside]

That's the power of the #cocksuckernation

[samsaspoon]

When inspiraion strikes, one has to roll with it: Let me introduce you to the infamous Nostril Warbler.