John Walker @johnwalker-usagent - Tumblr Blog

i demand blood

im cursing you to have a period

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

and remember to smile

What the fuc- ow! Shit.

we need to get you one of those warm pads

It’s too hot.

i demand blood

im cursing you to have a period

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

and remember to smile

What the fuc- ow! Shit.

Hey miss? I heard you do things with time?

Can you change time too?

@time-displaced-terrorist

what exactly do you mean by "change time?" she looks up from her desk as she speaks, visibly pausing as though she recognizes him

*Scott shifts nervously, noticing the pause, knowing how recognizable he is. He kinda shrinks into himself*

Yeah like.. changing the future.. so it doesn’t happen?

there's no hate or even disdain in her expression. its concern.

"well, I'll have you know that you're the 3rd person to ask me this recently and I'll tell you what I told them: there's no such thing as a set future." she continues "the future is never certain, not only is it incredibly easy to change it also doesn't matter at all if you do"

Okay.. well what if you saw the future..? And it seemed really certain? And everyone you know and have met.. knows this future and expects it? How.. how can you change that?

"...do you want to be a little more specific?"

she waves for him to take a seat across from her desk

N.. not really no. But I guess I have to be huh?

*Scott takes a seat in the little bit too big chair.*

"well...I don't like to assume but I'm guessing this has to do with...your reputation? the one you haven't necessarily fulfilled yet"

*Scott nods*

I guess you’ve heard about it. Haven’t found a person who hasn’t.. I don’t want to become.. that

"well, I used to oversee all of time. I am passively familiar with your story, since I've only read reports from analysts."

"if you don't want to become that...you don't have to. you have free will, you can thank the multiverse for that"

But they’ll never stop seeing.. him. I’m the worst person in the world right now!

"well unfortunately you're more well known, but whatever he does I promise I've done worse. I'm separating myself from the woman I used to be"

…maybe you can make it so I’m not..? Make sure I don’t end up with the professor. And I stay with Jack? Or the orphanage? Or make it so I just.. don’t exist.

"I don't think the world would benefit from your absence, Scott. you're a good person. being good or bad isn't just something that happens to you it's the decisions you make every day, and you always make the best decisions"

Well clearly I don’t! I could’ve made loads of better decisions. Instead I chose to make mutants more hated and feared than ever! And I don’t want to do that!

Fix it! Please-

"Scott, I can't fix what isn't broken. you're only a boy, you can grow up to be a million different things. the man you are "supposed" to become was a product of his surroundings and you are not responsible for him."

"I've heard how people treat you when they know about him and trust me that if I still had any power over the universe it would be them I would change, not you. you're a kid, a good kid"

*Scott brings his knees to his chest in his big chair.*

I wanna be anyone else. Anyone but me. ‘m not good. ‘m not even nice.

"that's not what I think. I'm acquaintances with a grown version of you and I've always thought he was a nice man. if a little stubborn" she smiles a bit like she's reliving a memory

"and you seem like a sweet kid to me"

*Scott shakes his head*

no

she rests her chin on a fist, her arm propped on her desk. a small smile still rests on her face.

"no? and what have you done that would make me think less of you?" she points at him "you not him"

..fought a lot of people who probably didn’t deserve it..

"I don't care about that. you probably made a judgement call and it went south. happens to the best of us"

*lil head shake*

"mhm yes it does and I would know. I've seen all of time"

I accidentally killed a girl’s father..

"accidentally?"

She went to shoot me and ended up shooting her father instead…

"that is absolutely not your fault"

And I keep running away from all my issues even though I know I shouldn’t..

"well my best friend thinks I'm dead and all my new friends have terrible mental issues"

"I'm gonna save you the breath and tell you right now that there is not a single thing you could tell me where I would stop believing in you. I mean it."

#hey <:(

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

clearly.

go take a nap, queen.

Nooo

I’m busy supporting you

if you're my cheerleader where are your pompoms? where are the big chants where you spell out the letters and then do a backflip?

That was my ex wife’s thing.

...way to make this depressing.

It’s not supposed to be- I’m trying to get more used to saying ex wife instead of wife and being okay with the fact that she’s not my wife anymore.

Therapist thing.

ah okay that makes sense.

is it cause she's dating Valentina now?

Well that doesn’t.. help. I don’t like it but for my kid I’m tolerating it.

I'm poking fun, Valentina doesn't date I don't think.

*she gives him a hug* I think you're doing pretty well John.

*John returns the hug, tightly.*

I think you’re doing better than I am.

apparently not. apparently I'm not only socially awkward I'm also scary.

you're just a normal guy right now.

Well yeah you’re fucking terrifying when you want to be. You’re not that socially awkward, you just can be with kids or other examples I’d think of rn if the mod wasn’t actively falling asleep

You’re more of a normal woman than I am I normal guy. People know me. I have reputation.

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

clearly.

go take a nap, queen.

Nooo

I’m busy supporting you

if you're my cheerleader where are your pompoms? where are the big chants where you spell out the letters and then do a backflip?

That was my ex wife’s thing.

...way to make this depressing.

It’s not supposed to be- I’m trying to get more used to saying ex wife instead of wife and being okay with the fact that she’s not my wife anymore.

Therapist thing.

ah okay that makes sense.

is it cause she's dating Valentina now?

Well that doesn’t.. help. I don’t like it but for my kid I’m tolerating it.

I'm poking fun, Valentina doesn't date I don't think.

*she gives him a hug* I think you're doing pretty well John.

*John returns the hug, tightly.*

I think you’re doing better than I am.

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

clearly.

go take a nap, queen.

Nooo

I’m busy supporting you

if you're my cheerleader where are your pompoms? where are the big chants where you spell out the letters and then do a backflip?

That was my ex wife’s thing.

...way to make this depressing.

It’s not supposed to be- I’m trying to get more used to saying ex wife instead of wife and being okay with the fact that she’s not my wife anymore.

Therapist thing.

ah okay that makes sense.

is it cause she's dating Valentina now?

Well that doesn’t.. help. I don’t like it but for my kid I’m tolerating it.

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

clearly.

go take a nap, queen.

Nooo

I’m busy supporting you

if you're my cheerleader where are your pompoms? where are the big chants where you spell out the letters and then do a backflip?

That was my ex wife’s thing.

...way to make this depressing.

It’s not supposed to be- I’m trying to get more used to saying ex wife instead of wife and being okay with the fact that she’s not my wife anymore.

Therapist thing.

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

clearly.

go take a nap, queen.

Nooo

I’m busy supporting you

if you're my cheerleader where are your pompoms? where are the big chants where you spell out the letters and then do a backflip?

That was my ex wife’s thing.

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

clearly.

go take a nap, queen.

Nooo

I’m busy supporting you

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

since when do you say that?

I.. I don’t know I’m tired.

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I'm pissed off

Slay queen

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

Get em Von

Thanks, Blondie

You’re going great :)

I used to rule the universe with an iron fist and now my week is completely ruined when I smell key lime pie.

such is life.

Key Lime pie isn't that bad, is it?

I’ll answer for you. It’s fucking vile.

She is right for this opinion.

don't ever talk about things you have no clue on, dont ever speak for m-

sorry that was aggressive. it's not that the pie is bad, I just associate it with a person.

Damn girl maybe try some deep breathing exercises. I was on your side?

im fine. *she speaks through gritted teeth*

well you think you were but you were not. I like the pie actually. you just assumed my motives.

Jesus. Guess assuming makes me the asshole here. My bad. Will never happen again.

well maybe it should be a lesson to not assume things about people.

sorry you feel like an asshole now, I guess. you were wrong and I told you so but sorry that I did that. I will be less aggressive next time and not correct you at all next time cause it hurts your feelings.

Or hey maybe try not to jump straight to aggression because that’s how a normal person would react? Just a suggestion.

My feelings aren’t hurt.

*her jaw tightens at the words 'normal person'*

yeah I'll be sure to take your advice on how to be a normal person. thank you. for that.

You want to have a drink and bitch night? I have pretty much every alcohol you could want.

unless you have Asguardian liquor then getting intoxicated isn't an option for me.

*her tone is still dry*

awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism-dea

Get em Von

I like it when characters are really close friends but theyre like. Bad at friendship. like theyre not great people . theyre not necessarily always good to each other. But they are friends!! Incredibly close friends at that!!!! They're Just Not GOOD At It

scottsummers-xmen

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

we're not friends????

<:0

But you liked my wife’s name

that makes us friends??

Yes. >:}

...this feels like I don't really get a say in the matter

Hah, this is such a Von post though.

what do you mean

You're socially awkward, but it's very endearing and refreshing because so am I. It makes it easier and less stressful. You're one of the few people I can actually be myself around without being told I'm being "a villain" or "autistic".

I should have phrased this better... Hmmm

you know sometimes I really think I'm pulling this "regular person" stuff off and then one way or another I find out that I'm 100% not.

*she stuffs her hands in her pockets* I didn't think I was being socially awkward...

You didn’t?

yeah that's what I just said.

am I socially awkward???

Well.. when you’re not working.

what do you mean??

awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism-dea

You can be socially awkward at times. Which is fine, I don’t care. Love ya for it.

I like it when characters are really close friends but theyre like. Bad at friendship. like theyre not great people . theyre not necessarily always good to each other. But they are friends!! Incredibly close friends at that!!!! They're Just Not GOOD At It

scottsummers-xmen

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

we're not friends????

<:0

But you liked my wife’s name

that makes us friends??

Yes. >:}

...this feels like I don't really get a say in the matter

Hah, this is such a Von post though.

what do you mean

You're socially awkward, but it's very endearing and refreshing because so am I. It makes it easier and less stressful. You're one of the few people I can actually be myself around without being told I'm being "a villain" or "autistic".

I should have phrased this better... Hmmm

you know sometimes I really think I'm pulling this "regular person" stuff off and then one way or another I find out that I'm 100% not.

*she stuffs her hands in her pockets* I didn't think I was being socially awkward...

You didn’t?

yeah that's what I just said.

am I socially awkward???