Just a gooning rat

Liz ♡ Writer and Full-time Simp ♡ 18+ Blog

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[prodomius]

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[imawitchywitch]

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[milfsisyphus]

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

[6esiree]

Imagine complimenting Vox on his heterochromia after he shows you a portrait of himself as a human, and rather than simply responding with ‘Thank you,’ he tells you that if you had known each other back on Earth, he would have happily passed down the gene to your children.

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[regging]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[unofficial-sean]

Fuck yeah!!

[makemeimmortalwithahug]

radiostatic nation how are we feeling??

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[the-big-mood]

Me on my way to work: