Just a gooning rat

Liz ♡ Writer and Full-time Simp ♡ 18+ Blog

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[lezbianz]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[unofficial-sean]

Fuck yeah!!

[makemeimmortalwithahug]

radiostatic nation how are we feeling??

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[the-big-mood]

Me on my way to work:

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

What could go wrong, really ?

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

And a happy Valentines day to my fellow ace folks ! What a better time to toy with your rival, hm ?

I do love that at least 3 people in the comments&tags were absolutely spot on on what Alastor was gonna do hahaha because of course he would !

[orcboxer]

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

[orcboxer]

[uldren-sov]

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

[amvs]

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[philcollinsenjoyer]

jesus was in the bible?