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id hate to say it but maintaining the main blog is really stressful when freaks draw explicit porn of jas and feel compelled to stick it in the main tags where i and every other decent person is forced to see it

scroll through tags with caution, please consider this a warning + take care of yourself

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it’s still up and the artists url is sinfulsan if you want to report or block-- sorry for the unconventionally grim posts, but child porn makes me sick to my stomach

id hate to say it but maintaining the main blog is really stressful when freaks draw explicit porn of jas and feel compelled to stick it in the main tags where i and every other decent person is forced to see it

scroll through tags with caution, please consider this a warning + take care of yourself

#i saw a strongly worded warning and didnt heed it

heyyyyy do you know if there are any mods that let me plant crops anywhere? like on grass outside my farm? i can't find any on nexus :( i did look for a while before asking sorry if there is one in plain sight

I looked for one myself a while back and couldn’t find any. If anyone has any idea if one exists let us know!

#Anonymous

deltaarouxls-deactivated2018112

I know it’s probably too early for anyone to be awake for posting this, but does anyone have a Stardew Valley Discord or know of one? I think there was one, but I can’t find it.

Alternatively, I could use friends to play co-op with (I haven’t touched it) or even just to gush about favorite characters. I’m so addicted to it again after picking it back up. It’s just a little lonely.

jojaqualityheadcanons

What is SMAPI?

Mods can be intimidating if you’ve never used them before. They’re files that add features, change mechanics, make cosmetic and content changes, and more. A lot of mods require SMAPI (Stardew Modding Application Programming Interface), a third-party application. This might make some people wary of using it, but using it can really enhance your SDV experience!

Here’s why you should use SMAPI:

There are lots of cool mods out there.

Are you tired of hunting down that one villager you wanna talk to? This mod shows NPC locations on the map. Isn’t it weird that you can’t stack craftables like kegs and casks? This mod lets you Stack Everything. Ran all the way to the beach only to realize that you forgot something in a chest at home? This mod lets you access your chests, shipping bin, fridge, and junimo huts from wherever you are. Do you find it weird that the townsfolk wear shorts in the middle of winter? Here ya go.

These are just the mods I can think of off the top of my head. There are lots of other SMAPI mods out there with great features, and you can find them right here: Nexus, Chucklefish Mods, Stardew Forums.

Mods are easy to uninstall.

If you decide that a mod just isn’t for you, all you have to do is delete its folder in your game files. Admittedly, there are a few that have a more complicated uninstallation process, but those mods all come with a warning. The vast majority are painless uninstalls.

SMAPI works with Steam/GOG achievements.

Just follow SMAPI’s installation instructions, and you’ll have no problems!

The modding community is friendly and helpful!

You can ask for help on Discord, the SDV Forums, or even reach out to individual modders if you need assistance. You won’t get any heat for being a newbie since everyone’s pretty chill. You could even make some friends there!

The only drawback I can think of is the increase in boot-up time. Using a lot of mods (for example, I currently have 89 installed haha) can make the game take a while to open. Otherwise, there’s really no reason not to use it (unless you really just don’t wanna). Feel free to ask me any of your questions!

Source/further reading: Stardew Valley Wiki

the-moon-is-my-butt

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY EVER LOVING FUCKING MIND!

I play stardew valley as a stress relief and have been working on a completion of all the food, crops, and artifacts. I CAN”T FIND THE LAST ARTIFACT I NEED! the ELVISH JEWELRY!! Some one help?

joja-hotline

It can be found only via fishing treasure chests and dig spots in Cindersap Forest!

crossmydna

Played through a new farm super fast just to get this achievement. Definitely less fulfilling than restoring the community center.

i don’t like conflict so i’m not going to publish this on the main blog but why be like this? this has been bothering me for 2 days straight

its fine to like a pairing its fine to not like a pairing let people have fun this kind of thing is ten times more annoying than silly posts in the tag. don’t be this guy please.

#also in other news my ps4/switch tech support guy is MIA #and i am not qualified to help answer questions for those sorry #right now it's me and two other people active on this blog

thornoftheblackerose

So I really want to get the stardew valley guide book, but the one on fangamer will have expensive shipping considering where I live.

Can anyone tell me if this:

Is the original version of this:

I’d really like to know soon because there’s a massive price difference and the above one is the only one available at Indigo.

joja-hotline

the first one is an illegal scam and a completely different, outdated product.

Well i might sound stupid but i'm not a experienced gamer but here we go; I don't use/have Discord (i guess, never heard of it before :/ ), i did restart Steam, reinstalled steam and Stardew. And i did update my graphics drivers. I also updated and reinstalled XNA without luck. Maybe good to know; i have windows 7. intel core i5 and ATI mobility radeon premium grapics direct X11.

I have a friend who was unable to play on Windows 7- the problem only arose after the first large game patch was released. I don’t think he looked too far into it and instead played on a different device. I wonder if something similar happened with the new update / the beta for that update.Try navigating to the _CommonRedist folder in your installation directory, then dotNet folder, then navigate to a file named dotNetFx40_Full_x86_x64 (name may vary slightly depending on 32/64 bit OS). Double click it to install .NET framework. Installation will fail if .NET framework is already installed.Then some other small things you could try that I don’t have high confidence in are:-Creating a new user on your computer and seeing if the game works there-Launching the game directly from its folder with steam closed, if you haven’t already-Launching the game as an administrator-Install DirectX11 - in fact I definitely recommend this. It has to be 11 though.I think this is all I can suggest without knowing more (GFX card, processor, pc specs, ram), so if nothing above works feel free to give more information about your build.

#simoleontree

simoleontree

I could play Stardew Valley for like three weeks… when suddenly last week it decided not to load anymore. I always get this ^ annoying screen.

I sure do have a suitable grapics card and all, of course, the game ran for 3 weeks without any problem. I tried e-ve-ry solution i found on steam, but nothing helped. If there’s someone out there who can help me, i will love you forever and everrrr!

joja-hotline

try:

completely closing discord until after the game launches, as it can cause this error if that doesn’t work, try:

restarting steam updating your graphics drivers there are some more tricky things you can try if these don’t work, but we can try these in the meanwhile.

pls stop linking me to the stardew valley article that The Onion just released

#between here and stardew-valley have got like 15 people submitting it #its funny but not appropriate