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@thornoftheblackerose
Have you ever wanted to take the ENTIRE uncut personality quiz from Pokémon mystery dungeon explorers of time/darkness/sky, without having to restart the game/have the game in general? Well, you’re in luck! I transferred the entire 64 question quiz to my uquiz, word for word!!! Have fun!!!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
ADHD and autism is basically being considered rude for the dumbest reasons
those reasons are usually 1. ADHD/autistic person didn’t literally read your mind for the Correct Social Cue(s) 2. ADHD/autistic person has a need or a boundary that doesn’t actually harm anyone, but it’s not a Correct Social Cue thing so you think they shouldn’t
3. ADHD/autistic person forgot/didn't realise/doesn't know/is just too damn tired to perform the Correct Tone
4. ADHD/Austistic person struggled to understand/ needed a seemingly obvious thing clarified or explained to them and got accused of sealioning/asking in bad faith.
5. ADHD/autistic person got infuriated by Bad™ Sounds™/Textures™/Images™ and tried to keep from reacting, but still slipped up once, and because it's not a Correct Social Reaction to a Correct Social Cue, they got everyone upset at them for "blowing up over nothing" before they had the chance to apologize.
6. ADHD/autistic person tried to imitate Correct Social Cue but didn't quite do it Correctly, and now the person they were interacting with thinks they were being dismissive and condescending instead of the reluctant-but-accepting they were trying for.
7. ADHD/autistic person couldn't spare the brainpower to identify their emotional state until they burst into tears for no discernable reason. They didn't even feel the need to cry and still don't, but their body won't stop. This results in the other person becoming convinced the ADHD/autistic person is trying to guilt-trip them, which in turn guilt-trips the ADHD/autistic person for not being able to stop crying on demand.
8. ADHD/autistic person physically couldn't stop themself from internalizing a vaguely-negative comment, and then couldn't focus on anything but the comment. When the others nearby try to regain their attention, they likely won't be able to without losing patience, which makes everybody's moods worse once the ADHD/autistic person can see them.
i could go on
9. ADHD/autistic person has learned to perform Correct Social Cues through mimicry, but the people they mimicked don’t perform them Correctly for the group the ADHD/autistic person is currently in so it comes across as wrong.
10. ADHD/autistic person heard a stray comment that sent their mind on a tangent and they burst out with an observation that seems wildly inappropriate for the moment but makes perfect sense to the ADHD/autistic person, because that’s where their train of thought led them.
4 and 10 hit different😔
Let me just add
11.) ADHD/Autistic person tries to calm their emotional upset by stimming and now everyone thinks they are being rude/ignoring them to do a seemingly pointless task that they don't understand the reason of and ADHD/autistic person isn't calm enough to explain to them.
12. ADHD/ autistic person answers with the truth to a question thinking it would be helpful but apparently is the Wrong Moment To Be Honest™ and the other part get upset
THAT. THAT’S THE WORST ONE.
13. ADHD/ autistic person sees an extremely obvious solution to a very serious problem that’s hurting people, but the solution is Too Rude which is worse than the very serious problem I guess.
14. ADHD/ autistic person has correctly identified the person whose misbehavior and meanness is hurting others in the group, but saying it out loud or focusing efforts on fixing the problem behavior rather than making everybody else suffer quietly through it is Bad Apparently.
15. ADHD/ autistic person does not agree that Tradition or Hierarchy are good reasons to continue doing something harmful or pointless.
“The future may not always be bright. Maybe that’s why there was no reward. But even so… I want to implement this promise… and go to the human world with everyone. Because I know I can get over any worries or challenges as long as I’m with you guys. We can work to create a brighter future.” - Emma, on November 13, 2047. (ch178)
my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby
also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!
whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
there’s no way that’s real
@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show
This feels like Real Time Fandubs,
But it’s not
I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.
Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.
2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation
My brain’s been an overstuffed mailbox for 3 days and y’all are really trying to jam “Putin resigned because he sensed his Omega Trump was in distress and as a pair-bonded Alpha he had to go to him” against the slot now huh, huh?
ALSO WHAT THE F̴̢̡̤̹͈͍̜̱͖̂̅̊̐͌́̔͂̈̂͋̊̆̓̚̚͜͝ͅŪ̷̧̢̠̩̺̝̟̜̱͇̹͓̬̝̪̤̇̒̿́͛̈́̔͌͊͛͆̕͝ͅC̷͔̟̰̃̂̈̆́̊̐̎̈́́̄̿̕K̴̢̨̼̩͇̺͚͓͙͍̹͇̱̺̼̒̓̈́͊̈́͝͝ ̴̡̻̞̬̰͕̭̦͚͓̓̀̂͐͗̓͋͐̕͠͝ DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DESTIEL?
Today does not get to keep upper-cutting me like this. I know who Dabi is but not the President. A whole entire Todoroki and a no entire President. Yes Todoroki No Voter-oki
My psychic integrity was already weakened by the inhuman toll of thinking about Georgia for 72 hours. That’s longer than any human should ever have to spend thinking about Georgia. You can’t then stick this garbage shoot of information into my brain and expect me to come out okay
NO I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE TWITTER ARTIST WHO’S BEEN CALLED OUT FOR ROLE PLAYING AS TED BUNDY
these crows have fun by swinging from a willow branch source
CROWS TAKIN TURNS CAUSE TYERYRE SO POLITE
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crows are so great :’))
Wishing my goth followers a very pleasant double xp event
why you should watch lindsay ellis’s “into the omegaverse: how a fanfic trope landed in federal court”:
she has to explain a/b/o to her audience
she managed to get TWELVE other youtubers to voice act for reenactments, including hbomberguy, jenny nicholson, todd in the shadows, sarah z, princess weekes, and an entire legality segment with legaleagle
every time she has to explain knotting she just blows up a balloon that, unfortunately, has sonic the hedgehog on it,
she says the word “superwholock” about four and a half minutes in
absolutely insane amounts of legal fights over het a/b/o including perjury
within the first 24 hours after upload lindsay was already sued for it
I watched this video and now am a worse person because of it.
I highly suggest that you watch it too
UPDATE: THERE IS A FOLLOWUP VIDEO AND I’M LOSING MY MIND
the author of the offending book is attacking lindsay and it’s a war now
she tried to dmca takedown lindsay’s video
youtube got the takedown notice and actually said no
patreon offered to pay lindsay’s legal fees should anything happen
jenny nicholson reprises her oscar-worthy role as the villain
“I FEEL LINSAY ELLIS IS A MENACE, A THREAT TO MY CHILD, AND IS MONETIZING DEFAMATION FOR PERSONAL FINANCIAL GAIN”
a shitton of other authors get dragged into this
AO3 GETS DRAGGED INTO THIS
lindsay is called a “patreon personality”
she awoos
lindsay wears a wolf hat for almost all of the video
which just reminds you that this is all about wolf erotica
We stan
Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!
This is what PURE JOY looks like.
I rb this every time, I love this vid sm 🥺
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef
I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year
Dividing up eras of tumblr
It just occurred to me that I kind of arbitrarily started referring to “first age” “second age” and “third age” tumblr one day because I realized during a discord conversation that it really can be divided up very effectively between a couple major events that changed the fabric of the site’s culture almost overnight, but nobody but me ever refers to them that way, so by way of explanation:
First Age: everything before Dashcon. Art communities were still largely thriving on the internet and social media still mostly existed out from under corporate monopolies, and people were just wildly guessing about how to use it. We were in the last hurrah of the internet wild west and lolcats were still a thing. Tumblr was just a fun and quirky place, we were blissfully writing unironic posts about tumblr university and fandom vs hipster and the “I like your shoelaces” thing, Hank Green wrote a goddamn song about tumblr, we were all like Adam and Eve dwelling in Eden unaware of their sin. Potterheads grab your wands.
Second Age: post-Dashcon, but pre-Purge. We have all eaten the fruit of knowledge and there is no going back. There are no more secret code or tumblr university posts because everyone knows firsthand how badly that would go. Fandom culture is forever changed. We are now aware that we live in a hellish cringetopia but have absolutely no plans to leave, because by now a combination of monopolies and a sneaky rise in purity culture has the internet by the throat (but not in a kinky way, that would scare off advertisers) so there aren’t a lot of better options, and at least our relatives can’t find us here. A lot of artists now have their primary presence on tumblr. The lax policies regarding nsfw and controversial content mean it’s a good space for queer creators and sex workers despite the many shortcomings we’re now aware of. The porn bot plague really kicks into full gear to the point that every time our follower counts go up we’re ready with the block/spam button like the uncles from Secondhand Lions picking off traveling salesmen. The drama starts to get really fucking weird, with classics such as the human pet guy and the bone-stealing witch.
Third Age: post-Purge. After changing corporate hands a few times, the drive to make the internet safe for our Good Christian Advertisers and hypothetical children has finally reached us, and brings with it TERFs, purity culture, and the Porn Ban, which was allegedly a solution to the porn bots except that it clearly wasn’t at all. The large community of sex workers and artists that was keeping tumblr afloat as anything resembling a viable social media site have made a mass exodus and a lot of the rest of the userbase followed them, mostly to twitter or a few doomed attempts at tumblr copycats. Tumblr is now a mad max clown car full of people too stubborn to pack up and leave for a functional website. It’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland whose only remaining merit is that even without the ability to post porn we’ve managed to make ourselves such a complete anathema to advertisers that we’re mostly just left alone. We’re all just tired. Some people still run art blogs but nobody outside of tumblr ever sees them. Literally all we have going for us is that we’re not twitter and we have +5 resistance to capitalism. And Xkit.
Wow. What a way to make me feel old.
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