FUCK THE PRESIDENT

hmu if u NEED HIM DEAD johanna mason parody

[jojofrom7]

i post about hating on snow. capitol loyalists fear me. rebels hate me. the other victors wish they were me. and district 7 misses me

johanna mason rp blog, feel free 2 interact^_^

[jojofrom7]

Do you believe in werewolfs? Idk I feel like they'd be in d7

yeah and i saw a unicorn just outside 13 today too

[sparklebear11]

Wow Johanna 😭💀-

[panemsonlydoctor]

*werewolves p lu ral sp elling.

[jojofrom7]

oh shut UP

[jojofrom7]

What are your favorite and least favorite things about District 13

no favorites. like there’s anything to like about these glorified cells

[jojofrom7]

JOHANNA PLS BE FOR THE GIRLS I LOVE U SM

i’m not for any one of you

[jojofrom7]

Do you believe in werewolfs? Idk I feel like they'd be in d7

yeah and i saw a unicorn just outside 13 today too

[jojofrom7]

I GOT A LGBTQ SANDWICH 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪 FROM SEJANUS!!!!!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

It has lettuce in and uhm- beef and I think tomato 🍅🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🍅

- Maude ivory 🥪

you wanna say that again?

[jojofrom7]

🎤 do you kiss girls?

is this coming from a capitol creep or somebody who should really get to know?

[jojofrom7]

not resting until he’s dead

[jojofrom7]

“why did you stop posting?” idk if you noticed but there’s literally a revolution happening

[jojofrom7]

I want lesbain for dinner!!!!!! I saw it and it looks yummy pasta!!!!!

- Maude ivory 🩷

why don’t you go tell your mama you want to eat some lesbians and see what she says?

[d4boundvictor]

H o t t o g o or whatever lesbians say nowadays @jojofrom7

[jojofrom7]

what the fuck are you talking about

[d4boundvictor]

I thoughr you were. Lgbtq

[sparklebear11]

More like lgbtreeq

[d4boundvictor]

Yeah reek cuz she needs to shower

[jojofrom7]

none of you are invited to my snow’s execution themed birthday party. I SMELL AMAZING

[d4boundvictor]

H o t t o g o or whatever lesbians say nowadays @jojofrom7

[jojofrom7]

what the fuck are you talking about

[jojofrom7]

LESBAIN!!!!!! YAY

please don’t say it was hard to tell

[d4boundvictor]

I thought

[jojofrom7]

finally

[jojofrom7]

it’s been 75 years and we’re just now getting mad about the killing kids game. fuck off

[district3autism-moved]

district 7 headcanons

district 7 takes pride in its logging industry and has annual logging festivals in many of its villages

the logging in the district is split between monoculture forests and natural forests, with the more rural villages being located around the natural forests

wood carving is an important part of district 7's culture, from tokens, charms, and toys to totem poles, canoes (used illegally), and intricately carved decor for houses

in some rural villages, many citizens illegally sneak into the woods to hunt, fish, forage, swim, and canoe because the forest is so dense that it's hard for peacekeepers to stop them

however, the punishment is severe if caught

district 7's culture is influenced by the indigenous groups of the canadian pacific northwest

styles of dancing, throat singing, fiddling, and robe weaving originate from indigenous groups, though these have been purposefully repressed by the capitol

their district bread is bannock

hockey actually used to be a popular pastime during the winter, with citizens sneaking off to play on frozen lakes, but it has become hard to organize such large groups with peacekeeper crackdowns, and nobody can afford pucks or sticks anymore

there are tales told in district 7, of hungry monsters dwelling in the woods and large creatures swimming in the depths of the lakes

district 7 is hardworking and community-oriented, yet fiercely independent - aside from the career districts, they are probably the district with the strongest sense of 'district pride'

[tatturmemes]

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ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

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ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

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ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

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