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@jojohigashikata
Yo Everyone! Josuke here!
My bro Okuyasu @ask-the-idiot and I found out about this site, so i thought i'd make an Account too!
Feel free to ask anything, as long as you're not:
-Homophobic
-racist
-being a creep
(insert default dni list)
OOC
MOD IS @lauxevol28 (she/her)
OOC: ASKS THAT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH WILL NOT BE ANSWERED AND MIGHT GET BLOCKED (depending on how gross/weird/creepy they are)
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Yo Josuke! (-> asks)
Josuke this is your mother. Leave your game remote out one more time and see what happens. Also, what's on the rest of your blog?
MOM!?!? WHY ARE YOU ON THIS APP?!?!?? DON'T LOOK AT MY POSTS!!!!!
Yo Josuke!! Spill it - who do you have a crush on??
coughcoughcough huhhhh crush? No idea what you're talking about... coughcough definitely not @ask-the-idiot or something... coughcough... how'd you come up with thattttt
Woah dude…I didn’t know ya’ felt that way !! Why didn’t ya’ tell me sooner!!?
…because I do too..
I know. you're pretty obvious about it.
HEY. I ain’t that obvious!!
So what now..?
Good question...
Uh... I mean, i don't think anything would Change much If we... y'know, we're official. We already kinda act like a couple tbh.
True true…ya’ got a point. Do we tell anyone…like what abt yo mom?? Or like Koichi?
We CANNOT let anyone from school know ‘bout this man. 😭
Should we just... keep going like usual? And See how it goes?
Yo Josuke!! Spill it - who do you have a crush on??
coughcoughcough huhhhh crush? No idea what you're talking about... coughcough definitely not @ask-the-idiot or something... coughcough... how'd you come up with thattttt
Woah dude…I didn’t know ya’ felt that way !! Why didn’t ya’ tell me sooner!!?
…because I do too..
I know. you're pretty obvious about it.
HEY. I ain’t that obvious!!
So what now..?
Good question...
Uh... I mean, i don't think anything would Change much If we... y'know, we're official. We already kinda act like a couple tbh.
gay
Thats not an insult anon
Yo Josuke!! Spill it - who do you have a crush on??
coughcoughcough huhhhh crush? No idea what you're talking about... coughcough definitely not @ask-the-idiot or something... coughcough... how'd you come up with thattttt
Woah dude…I didn’t know ya’ felt that way !! Why didn’t ya’ tell me sooner!!?
…because I do too..
I know. you're pretty obvious about it.
Yo Josuke!! Spill it - who do you have a crush on??
coughcoughcough huhhhh crush? No idea what you're talking about... coughcough definitely not @ask-the-idiot or something... coughcough... how'd you come up with thattttt
Do you buy your uniform like that or get it custom made?
Custom made, obviously! I had the jacket tailored to sit exactly at mid-thigh, added the chest zippers and pinned on my custom gold emblems.
It literally cost me 100,000 yen! I spent months saving up for it!
What kind of hairbrushes do you use
-👑💛
Finally someone asking a real important question!
You can't use some cheap plastic stuff if you want a masterpiece like mine.
I use a high quality ceramic round brush, thats for the crazy volume when blow drying.
For the sides, i use a boar bristle brush to keep everything sleek and in place
Nah you understood. If only araki was more ambiguous with your powers... I could've made you a mad scientist... Aw... No mad scientist...
(guys pack it up no evil josuke 😔)
DUDE STOP I AM NOT EVIL😭 I DON'T BE YOUR MAD SCIENTIST EITHER LEAVE ME BE
Do you and Okuyasu hold hands ever?
Sometimes, yeah, but he gets embarrassed easily. Dude has no chill the moment It's more than a high five in public.
But we're both pretty... careful. I mean, Morioh isn't that big. If someone from our school sees, we're cooked!
Wait. If crazy diamond can fuse 2 things together (idk I forgot the abilities but you made a talking book so I wouldn't put it past ya), could you make a cat dog? Or a mermaid?
Or like. If you fixed something 'wrong'.
Also 'fixed' has many defenitions. I know your ability is to return something to a previous state but what if your ability changed with your definition 🤔 could you potentially change someone's belief system. (I know there's a whole mini comic on why that wouldn't work but imagine if you COULD...)
Also yk how things can give off like dust? Everything does. Could you reconstruct THAT into it's own object from the air to make the illusion of making it out of thin air. Like. Metal in the air. Could you make that into instantaneous handcuffs. Or like. A spear.
Idk if crazy diamond was used in an evil sense you'd make a great villain 🤷🤷🤷🤷
(.... You'd make a great body horror villain actually. You also raise several concerns about morality but it's ok ur cool 👌)
Woah, woah, hold on a second! Me? A body horror villain?! Dude, im just a high schooler tryna' keep my town safe. How the hell do you get 'morality concerns' from that?!
But, uh... to answer your crazy Stand-questions:
First of all, i'd never fuse a Cat and a dog together! And not a mermaid either! Why would i do that!? And don't bring up that thing with Angelo, he deserved it, ok?!
Second of all, sure, the fixing thing could have many definitions i guess? But i can't just rewrite the laws of physics! Im not a God, man!
As for the Dust thing, it depends, i guess. Sure, everything gives off Dust, but still, most Dust is just dirt. I'd really need ALL the little Dust pieces in order for Crazy Diamond to put them back together! And no, i can't make a spear out of Dust particles that didn't use to be one.
(/mod/ really hope i understood your questions right😭)
do you ever use heat on your hair?
I mean, of course i use a blow dryer. You dont get a masterpiece like this by waking up and shaking your head! But a straightener? Never! This gorgeous pompadour is sculpted with a high-quality blow dryer, a round brush and pure dedication. Direct heat is for amateurs!
what was your most recent dream that you remember
I really wish I wouldn't remember that, but just a few days ago I dreamed that I was surrounded by a whole army of turtles. And the absolute worst part? Every single one of them had ROHANS FACE.
Scariest nightmare ever..
I still shiver when thinking about it...
-@koichisno1
”Excuse me?? I’m not a twink- what the hell does that even mean???”
“..Open the door Yukako.”
I would prefer not to. Thank you for the suggestion though.
Hey, wait! I’m on the side of that freakin’ picture! I look awesome.
...Why is my stand behind rohan??? Also yes Okuyasu you look very awesome in that pic
👀👀👀
”…delete that right now.”
Yoo Rohan what!!!! @jojohigashikata you have ta’ see this bro!
”That is NOT REAL. AND DONT @/ JOSUKE!”
BAHAHAHA WTF DUDE THATS CRAZY! didn't know you'd Rock a dress, Rohan! Oh, im so gonna Screenshot this..
I come from Italy and I have a serious question. Would you ever think about joining the mafia ? Specifically under the group name, La Squadra Esecuzioni. And if you did join would you consider giving me some of your blood to test on my stand ? :)
- 🍉
Also pls donate, our boss doesn’t pay us enough to even buy a water proof speaker
Uh... I dont think i would??? No?? Like, my grandpa was a Police officer, so joining the Mafia is a hard pass. And i'm definitely not giving you my blood, tf?
If you need donations that bad, go ask Rohan. He's rich enough.
