Highlights from Day 2 - 8/7/18
- Four kids fight Dio Brando in a club. They are too young to be in the club.
- The bouncer for the club was Swole Natsuki from DDLC. She was not the brightest and ended up not denying a single child that went in the club that night (though she was suspicious of a few).
- Dio is induced with the overwhelming desire to punch himself in the face.
- Tonio Trussardi, in response to a child asking about breadsticks, goes to the back kitchen and returns with a shotgun in hand. This occurs after the tomato incident.
- Rohan is a stripper.
- Rohan and Koichi both lost their stands.
- Giuseppe, while trying to obtain a sandwich, accidentally smacks Koichi in the face with said sandwich.
- Majima from Yakuza was beat up by a child, then gave said child his cell phone number.
- Kaoru attempts to eavesdrop on two men in Tonio’s restaurant, turns out that the men are Ryo and Akira from Devilman Crybaby. While leaving, Kaoru is jumped by Ryo. Ryo beats the shit out of Kaoru, but then gets oingo-boingoed by Akira. Akira then pities Kaoru and gives him medical supplies and his number.
- Jotaro screams and T-poses into the ocean to summon Ponyo’s mother. It works.
- Yoshikage Kira blows up three separate people off of Boing Boing Cape.
- Kaoru asks for spaghetti, but finds that there is none left. He asks Tonio for a single unplated tomato as compensation. He then stands on the table he is sitting in, drinks his mineral water, screams, and shoves the tomato into his pocket so hard that tomato juice flies everywhere. Tonio promptly kicks him out of the restaurant. He is forbidden from ever returning.
- Kaoru uses Giuseppi as a meatshield during the fight with Dio. Giuseppi, on the next turn, uses Kaoru as a meatshield. Both suffer.
- Harue rolled a nat 20 sassing Ryo. He begins to cry, apologizes profusely, and runs to the bathroom.
- Rohan’s “performer” name is Rosemary. Nobody in the session, even upon seeing a picture of him, could recognize that Rosemary was Rohan until his stand was stolen by Dio.
- Koichi was a DJ at the night club the kids snuck out to go to. He played Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.
- Taro gets a lap dance and promptly passes out afterward, only to wake up to fight Dio... then leaves during the fight.
- Kishibashi is told by Jouko that she has 2 - 3 dads. He is very confused by this.
