#dnd session 1

[jojos-bizarre-dnd]

One of my favorite text scenes from session 1!! 😂

--MOD JOUKO

[jojos-bizarre-dnd]

Highlights from DND session 1 (8/2/18):

Jouhei pissed out the window and accidentally peed on the school nurse. Teacher Hayato called Jotaro to come pick him up, and when asked about it, Jotaro straight up said “Tell him he should’ve aimed for the principal. Pick you up in an hour.”

Prior to that event, he was staring blankly at the water for no goddamn reason.

Giuseppe winked at Hayato and Hayato pissed himself in fear. 

(seriously what’s up with all the pissing....)

“Touch me and Die” & “I have the biggest dick in the room” were the intros of two of the students.

Jouhei went to 7/11 after school and successfully swapped a bag of weed for oregano with Hazamada. he was even paid EXTRA for it. Hazamada then sniffed it and called it the “Real good shit”. Jouhei then stole a

slurpee. 

Emilarq tried to walk out with slushees but fell and essentially the one guy falling with a slurpee vine was that moment. 

Jouhei devoured an entire loaf of bread while kakyoin cried and stared at him in confusion, and he couldn’t even clean it up right and ended up smearing bread all over the floor. Kakyoin passed out on the floor trying to clean it up. Also, Kakyoin is a wine mom.

Alma tried to ask the pregnant Yukako how many months along she was, and she said 8; when she asked why, Kyouran mun responded with “The bump is as big as your husband” (since she was married to koichi)

The paraplegic of the class was knocked out of his wheelchair when students clambered around the windows. and gave little to no fucks.

During our practice run for RTF or RTR (roll to fuck and roll to romance) one of the characters ended up successfully seducing teacher hayato & it was made canon.

The Higashikata twins decided to falsify a ransom note (jokingly) after they came home to a bitchfight between Josuke and Rohan. 

Harue ran into John Mulaney and his stand, What’s New Pussycat. A little while later, he ominously vanished into the shadows with the words “It’s not Unusual”

[novoki]

I just had my first DND session!

It was crazy fun and not at all awkward, like I was worried it would be. We went straight from session 0 into role play cuz we got through it faster than the DM expected, and though we haven’t been in a fight yet there’s already a missing person and mystery and tensions and I’m hella excited!

[fahrsdiaries-blog]

date 15th, september

I suppose in a way I am lucky that I even found a pompous arse like that Tiefling as my bodyguard but he overcharges like a bull with a hard on. We arrived today at the Village Of D or Dee or De, not really sure how you spell this and they really don’t like people like us here. Typical humans, always hating those who are not like them.... well that’ll change soon enough. The village was pretty small and after a few questions (and one especially failed intimidation check) we found out who the leader was, a guy called “Wort”, his mother must have hated his fucking face to call him that.

I felt a need to kill after all I have been through and I felt I needed to start tormenting the species I hated... meaning “humans” maybe we could find a way to kill “Wort” for the hell of it.

We also found out that cobalts were attacking these parts, and me being a generous man told them I be willing to help them. Of course they don’t know me at all and accepted my “helping hand” what they don’t realize is... I am crazy..