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muttsys-deactivated20260425

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

tourdion

classic post rant quora phrase

dogpuppy

throathole

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

coolxatu

bai-marionette-deactivated20180

*leaves

coolxatu

where are you going

"Ey I'm walkin here! Me and my 50 partners! We take up the entire street but this relationship is about equality! Don't wanna make anyone feel like a lesser, y'know?"

#jojo talks #shit my friend says #this one had me giggling

Black History Month is every month cause I'm always making history baby

#Jojo talks #yeah I'm proud of this one

Black History Month is every month cause I'm always making history baby

#Jojo talks #yeah I'm proud of this one

The real consequences of growing up in a religious household with an abusive mother and an absent father is not being able to play with your toys and your poop and your dead cat

#the binding of isaac #jojo talks

Robot girl gets you pregnant and calls your growing belly her AI data center

#jojo talks #you can boo me for this one this one is bad

Pulling down my girl's pants before we have sex and then saying hang on as I run to the pantry, pull out my Gatorade Cookies and Cream protein bar, run back to the bedroom and hold it up to her penis. "'Is it in you?' It will be soon!" My girlfriend sighs dejectedly.

I have done this 8 times already.

#jojo talks #came to me in a fugue state

prokopetz

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.