Arj Dewi

Practical joker and occasional merch designer for IR (my sister dragged me into it don't ask :P)

[joker-guy-dewi]

Hi~~

My sister is on here so I decided to join her but my name's Arjunah. I do art and make jokes and do stand-up comedy in Palmy, NZ. My pronouns are he/him. Oh, and I also know about a bunch of medical stuff because contrary to popular belief my little sister cannot stop talking, mark my words.

I occasionally do design for IR, when Jaya drags me into it, and if you see some absolutely-super-epic art, just know it's probably me. :P

Tags, you say? #thundersocials and #thunderbirds rp and #arj chats. You won't see me very often unless I really feel like pestering the Jaya (would not recommend), but yeah! That's me, then, and I'll be signing off.

I did it again. I made another rp blog. It's me, ya guy, @how-do-i-name-blogs-istg. Most art is by me prolly. This blog is also run by @wecloseoureyess so if you see this blog replying to itself that's probably why.

[squidsinashirt]

A true blooded dive master will tell you he’s never worried about decompression calculations.

Everyone else will tell you there’s a glance at the screen, a quick re-run of the numbers every time you stop and a cross of the fingers for good luck 😂

[scramjettracy]

The first guy sounds like a doofus. Please check as many times as is required to avoid exploding your brain. Thank you.

This means you’re coming home? I mean don’t rush! Be safe! But… can’t wait to see you (healthy and un-…bent?)

[squidsinashirt]

I mean, if I’ve got it wrong, it’s a bit late once I’m up a bit, y’know? 😂

Yeah, home time! Lil’ while yet though, gotta get the bubbles out. You’ll have to keep flapping for now. Hopefully not bent outta shape 🙂‍↔️

[jaya-dewi-emt]

If you get barotrauma from your idiocy I'll be going on an ill-placed holiday in order to not have to deal with your antics. I do not care if this will cause your death.

[squidsinashirt]

You know, it’s your compassion, warmth and understanding that I respect most 🙂‍↔️

Noted, will do my best not to try and die a horrible death and inflict a vacation on you 🫡

[scramjettracy]

You ever thought about a guest lecturing job teaching bedside manner at med schools, Doc?

I think they’d love you.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

I swear I've heard similar from @spectrumsoverworkedcmo just last week

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I started with 'please', and 'thank you', and got wilfully ignored by you for my troubles.

Plain and direct speech, delivered with authority and confidence goes a long way to keeping the idiots on my charge alive and complaining.

I am sure @jaya-dewi-emt has a similar tale of woe.

And they have my sympathy.

@jaya-dewi-emt , if you need somewhere to hole up in a hurry to escape (im)patients, I still own flats in Canberra, Amsterdam, and Unity City, which are fully furnished and currently unoccupied. And my parents practically run a B&B in Brisbane for medical professionals who are visiting the city.

[jaya-dewi-emt]

Sounds amazing, I'll keep it in mind for the next time Virgil falls out of the TB2 entrance chute and lands wrong.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

"Falls out of the entrance chute"

...

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I don't know where to start.

I have an almost irresistible urge to order an ergonomic assessment of your kit.

[jaya-dewi-emt]

Don't question it. This island has many strange features that I cannot legally disclose but mark my words this place would probably be heavily investigated by WorkSafe if they actually knew where we were. No wonder they pay me so much that I can take unpaid holidays whenever I wish without worrying about income insecurity. And they won't fire me either because one of the boys will inevitably be crushed by a rock or burn up in a building ten thousand miles away from the nearest hospital whilst TB1 is filling up on fuel. They can't exactly get rid of me. So thus, I must deal with the godawful entrance chute. Don't even get me started on how you're upside down for half of it.

[joker-guy-dewi]

You take holidays???? 😹✌

[jaya-dewi-emt]

im behind you

You're really funny, aren't you.

[joker-guy-dewi]

Yeah I am

[jaya-dewi-emt]

Alan sent me this image. Whilst accurate, it doesn't say the actual DRSABC, which is: Danger Response Send for help Airway Breathing CPR/Circulation

Therefore, it is objectively wrong. Do not fall for this misinformation.

[joker-guy-dewi]

Don't bully the children, dear sister :(

Also this meme is peak. And very true, despite what you may say.