Spectrum Overworked CMO

[RP Account for Dr Fawn from Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons]

[thunderthirstbot]

*salutes*

Pleasure to be of service to the cause

There will be more

We are Blessed!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨

Look at this incredible submission!!!! 👀🔥🥵🤤

Thank you so much from all of the community!!!

[bluebostonian]

. . .

PAAAAAAUUUULLL!!!!!

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

......

NO.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@spectrum-id-col-white , if you licensed these officially, you wouldn't have to ask for so much money at the next World Congress Budget Hearings.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

At this exact moment I do not like you.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

And that differs from 99.9% of other moments how, exactly?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Usually I like you. I may not like what you have to do to me when I'm hurt, but I like you- see that incident last year in Geneva, at the conference that got bombed, when I had an almighty concussion but I still jumped up to protect you. But right now I do not like you.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would argue with you, but I've got forty eight hours to come up with a projected operating budget for Medical for the next 12 month operational window.

'Indestructable' or not, keeping you on your feet and giving lip is bloody expensive.

[thunderthirstbot]

*salutes*

Pleasure to be of service to the cause

There will be more

We are Blessed!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨

Look at this incredible submission!!!! 👀🔥🥵🤤

Thank you so much from all of the community!!!

[bluebostonian]

. . .

PAAAAAAUUUULLL!!!!!

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

......

NO.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@spectrum-id-col-white , if you licensed these officially, you wouldn't have to ask for so much money at the next World Congress Budget Hearings.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

At this exact moment I do not like you.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

And that differs from 99.9% of other moments how, exactly?

[thunderthirstbot]

*salutes*

Pleasure to be of service to the cause

There will be more

We are Blessed!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨

Look at this incredible submission!!!! 👀🔥🥵🤤

Thank you so much from all of the community!!!

[bluebostonian]

. . .

PAAAAAAUUUULLL!!!!!

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

......

NO.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@spectrum-id-col-white , if you licensed these officially, you wouldn't have to ask for so much money at the next World Congress Budget Hearings.

[thunderthirstbot]

Hear me out: The Mysterons

Ok we aren’t actually sure what their corporeal form would look like but that voice and the green text gives me the tingles ya know?

10000%, Anon 🟢🟢🟢

They do not need corporeal forms for us to thirst 🥵🔥

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

Oh no

OH NO

Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno

DO YOU MONUMENTAL IDIOTS WANT TO RESTART THE WAR OF NERVES?!?

Delete this NOW!!!!

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

. . . . .

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS, WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR US EARTHMEN. WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@themysteronsrp , I know you're upset, but can you please not use Captain Black as a direct conduit to speak? It gives him a headache, and makes people here nervous. (Colonel White is twitching like a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

NO

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

::sigh::

You do know it's a group of teenage girls behind the thirstbot?

[thunderthirstbot]

Hear me out: The Mysterons

Ok we aren’t actually sure what their corporeal form would look like but that voice and the green text gives me the tingles ya know?

10000%, Anon 🟢🟢🟢

They do not need corporeal forms for us to thirst 🥵🔥

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

Oh no

OH NO

Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno

DO YOU MONUMENTAL IDIOTS WANT TO RESTART THE WAR OF NERVES?!?

Delete this NOW!!!!

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

. . . . .

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS, WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR US EARTHMEN. WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@themysteronsrp , I know you're upset, but can you please not use Captain Black as a direct conduit to speak? It gives him a headache, and makes people here nervous. (Colonel White is twitching like a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory.)

[thunderthirstbot]

I can't believe we've been leaving out Doctor Fawn, Spectrum's very own Doctor Mcdreamy...

😩 We can’t ever forget about Fawn with the Brawn!

(Debates now on whether he is McDreamy 😍 or McSteamy 🥵)

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

. . .

@spectrumsoverworkedcmo

Good luck.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

Hmm, a word of warning thirstbot, whether @spectrumsoverworkedcmo likes it or not, he's under @themysteronsrp 's protection. They don't play nice.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Well boys and girls, I know you're all trying to track down whoever responsible for that bot to revoke it's internet access, and I believe I can now help you with that.

It's not my ex-wife.

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

If you see me walking around with an arm full of crayons

No you didn't

[covert-bug]

You can't keep doing this....

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

Or which God will stop me??

[covert-bug]

...

None of them

Carry on

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

*evil cackles*

[themysteronsrp]

*TELEPORTS ALL CRAYONS FROM LT. AMBER'S HIDING PLACES AND QUARTERS*

NO GODS ARE REQUIRED LITTLE MAN.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@themysteronsrp

Thank you.

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

M-my crayons....

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Eat a vegetable.

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

If you see me walking around with an arm full of crayons

No you didn't

[covert-bug]

You can't keep doing this....

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

Or which God will stop me??

[covert-bug]

...

None of them

Carry on

[spectrums-crayon-eater]

*evil cackles*

[themysteronsrp]

*TELEPORTS ALL CRAYONS FROM LT. AMBER'S HIDING PLACES AND QUARTERS*

NO GODS ARE REQUIRED LITTLE MAN.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@themysteronsrp

Thank you.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@conrad-turner-cpt-black We're going to need the big guns to get the CMO to take leave. He's convinced I'll get some sort of catastrophic injury the minute he turns his back. Did you want to talk to Colonel White or shall I?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum.

I HAVE SPREADSHEETS AND A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. You are a Known Hazard.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Yes I am, it is one of the things that got me recruited.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

You were hired to bleed all over the floor while refusing medical attention and create a slip hazard?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

No, I was recruited because I am willing to bleed all over the floor and stubborn enough to refuse medical attention because I'm dragging in someone else who needs help first. Or, as it's become these days, do the bleeding so that someone else without my... 'advantage'... doesn't have to get hurt.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So why persist with the "no bandages, I'm a hero" bs when you're the only one injured?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Point of order, I don't do it all the time. Just the odd notable occasion when there's someone else who needs it more than I do.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So how do you explain last week when you came back from Seoul with the hole in your carotid artery that you kept reopening because you wouldn't hold still? No one else even got so much as a papercut or the hiccoughs, and you were still trying to dodge medical treatment?

Housekeeping is STILL trying to clean up all the blood.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Because wadding or gauze packed in a wound when retrometabolisim is active makes the wound feel like it's been packed with glass wool insulation and it makes me want to rip my skin off. Stitches and staples feel like toothpicks. Glue is like nettles. If I'm dead or unconscious I don't care because I don't feel it as the new or repairing tissue tries to either push out or absorb whatever is in the wound. Conscious, I notice it. Happy?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

HURRAH!!!! CONTEXT FOR BEHAVIOUR!!!!!

Now I can start building a treatment plan that takes that into account!!!!

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

In my defence, you never asked. You just got shouty about the mess.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

You know how you keep going on about how you're a highly trained professional with learned to the point of instinct reactions, so don't sneak up on you?

Well, I'm a highly trained professional with learned to the point of instinct reactions, so don't bleed! (And don't try to hide it, I know Grey already claims I can smell blood at lower concentrations than a shark, and I really don't feel like you lot putting that hypothesis to the test.)

And I HAVE asked. Multiple times. At volume. Usually to the tune of "What the hell do you thing you are doing?!", and "For the love of God, we're trying to help you, you idiot!" Both of which are perfect openings for an explanation.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@conrad-turner-cpt-black We're going to need the big guns to get the CMO to take leave. He's convinced I'll get some sort of catastrophic injury the minute he turns his back. Did you want to talk to Colonel White or shall I?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum.

I HAVE SPREADSHEETS AND A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. You are a Known Hazard.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Yes I am, it is one of the things that got me recruited.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

You were hired to bleed all over the floor while refusing medical attention and create a slip hazard?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

No, I was recruited because I am willing to bleed all over the floor and stubborn enough to refuse medical attention because I'm dragging in someone else who needs help first. Or, as it's become these days, do the bleeding so that someone else without my... 'advantage'... doesn't have to get hurt.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So why persist with the "no bandages, I'm a hero" bs when you're the only one injured?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Point of order, I don't do it all the time. Just the odd notable occasion when there's someone else who needs it more than I do.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So how do you explain last week when you came back from Seoul with the hole in your carotid artery that you kept reopening because you wouldn't hold still? No one else even got so much as a papercut or the hiccoughs, and you were still trying to dodge medical treatment?

Housekeeping is STILL trying to clean up all the blood.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Because wadding or gauze packed in a wound when retrometabolisim is active makes the wound feel like it's been packed with glass wool insulation and it makes me want to rip my skin off. Stitches and staples feel like toothpicks. Glue is like nettles. If I'm dead or unconscious I don't care because I don't feel it as the new or repairing tissue tries to either push out or absorb whatever is in the wound. Conscious, I notice it. Happy?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

HURRAH!!!! CONTEXT FOR BEHAVIOUR!!!!!

Now I can start building a treatment plan that takes that into account!!!!

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@conrad-turner-cpt-black We're going to need the big guns to get the CMO to take leave. He's convinced I'll get some sort of catastrophic injury the minute he turns his back. Did you want to talk to Colonel White or shall I?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum.

I HAVE SPREADSHEETS AND A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. You are a Known Hazard.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Yes I am, it is one of the things that got me recruited.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

You were hired to bleed all over the floor while refusing medical attention and create a slip hazard?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

No, I was recruited because I am willing to bleed all over the floor and stubborn enough to refuse medical attention because I'm dragging in someone else who needs help first. Or, as it's become these days, do the bleeding so that someone else without my... 'advantage'... doesn't have to get hurt.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So why persist with the "no bandages, I'm a hero" bs when you're the only one injured?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Point of order, I don't do it all the time. Just the odd notable occasion when there's someone else who needs it more than I do.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So how do you explain last week when you came back from Seoul with the hole in your carotid artery that you kept reopening because you wouldn't hold still? No one else even got so much as a papercut or the hiccoughs, and you were still trying to dodge medical treatment?

Housekeeping is STILL trying to clean up all the blood.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@conrad-turner-cpt-black We're going to need the big guns to get the CMO to take leave. He's convinced I'll get some sort of catastrophic injury the minute he turns his back. Did you want to talk to Colonel White or shall I?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum.

I HAVE SPREADSHEETS AND A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. You are a Known Hazard.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Yes I am, it is one of the things that got me recruited.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

You were hired to bleed all over the floor while refusing medical attention and create a slip hazard?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

No, I was recruited because I am willing to bleed all over the floor and stubborn enough to refuse medical attention because I'm dragging in someone else who needs help first. Or, as it's become these days, do the bleeding so that someone else without my... 'advantage'... doesn't have to get hurt.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

So why persist with the "no bandages, I'm a hero" bs when you're the only one injured?

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@conrad-turner-cpt-black We're going to need the big guns to get the CMO to take leave. He's convinced I'll get some sort of catastrophic injury the minute he turns his back. Did you want to talk to Colonel White or shall I?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum.

I HAVE SPREADSHEETS AND A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. You are a Known Hazard.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Yes I am, it is one of the things that got me recruited.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

You were hired to bleed all over the floor while refusing medical attention and create a slip hazard?

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@conrad-turner-cpt-black We're going to need the big guns to get the CMO to take leave. He's convinced I'll get some sort of catastrophic injury the minute he turns his back. Did you want to talk to Colonel White or shall I?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum.

I HAVE SPREADSHEETS AND A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. You are a Known Hazard.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[the-original-sineater]

ummm.... Captain Black, are you okay? I realize the anon is one thousand kinds of rude. But I'm worried that you might be having a stroke. Should I call @cpt-scarlet-spectrum or @spectrumsoverworkedcmo? It's also possible that you haven't seen this and the cats are playing on your keyboard.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

I would be more inclined to think that he was typing out the reply while waiting for Cloudbase's targeting systems to come up with a firing solution. Accessing that activates encryption for all out going data packets.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

I'm gonna go find him. Somehow, a possible stroke is the easier option to deal with.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, - heh, that makes me feel like some sort of personal avenger.

I might not need to maul them, a threatening look is sometimes enough.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@the-original-sineater Thank you for your concern. It is much appreciate. I was using a simple letter-rotating cipher when I was answering to keep my temper under control. The lovely kitty you gave me was helping however in its composition.

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

@squidsinashirt T'ww vppa esle zqqpc ty xtyo. Eslyv jzf!

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

Do me a favour? Next time just swear at them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

And maybe accidentally teleport or maybe something worse? My apologies, Dr. Fawn, but that's a hard No. Well, yes, maybe I will include some profanities if there is a next time. I'm just not prepared to have people turning me into more of a murderous cryptid than I already was becoming.

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

What if I could prove the psychological benefits of profanity?

(Because looking all over Cloudbase for you really didn't do me stress levels any good.)

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

I'm in my quarters. Didn't you...

Edward, when was the last time you took leave?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

About five minutes ago, when I left you in your quarters after I found you there.

[scramjettracy]

A Thursday Mantra

We do not bite people.

We do not bite people because we can discuss our differences of opinion in a civilised way

We do not bite people even if they have persistently ignored advice and refused to follow simple instructions and we end up clearing up their mess again

We do not bite people because we are not unhinged animals at the end of our tether

We do not bite people because they probably taste nasty and have diseases and we don’t want extra shots

We do not bite people because we don’t want to have another conversation with the lawyers

We do not bite people even if they really deserve it

[2nd-man-on-mars]

Your old man bit a guy back in aaaah must’a been summer ‘26… just before we went up to Alfie. Good times.

[zero-xlent]

And I’ll do it again! We both know he deserved it.

I’m not nearly as bad as @spectrum-id-col-white though…

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

@spectrum-id-col-white only bites in defense of others...and when teacakes are on the line. Nothing wrong with that.

[zero-xlent]

Now maybe 😏 there were no teacakes involved with that MP…

Honestly sonny we’ve got to meet up sometime, the stories I could tell ya about the Colonel’s youth!

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@scramjettracy Scott, are you OK?

[scramjettracy]

I haven’t bitten anyone!

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Why do I feel like that statement is missing a 'yet' ?

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

If you feel you need to bite someONE badly enough that you need a mantra, go find someTHING to bite.

Maybe a burrito, for example.

Or get some of that sensory chew jewellery.

Hell, even chewing gum will work.

[catasters]

[mmy7souvlaki]

i think everyone needs to see this

[spectrumsoverworkedcmo]

And this is why there is a no cats in the Control Room rule...