Joker's Jottings

"Greetings, friendo. Ever have a really bad day? Heh. I sure did. You can call me Joker. As you can see, I'm a lot happier! Stick around if you want jokes, fun times and jottings from yours truly. Or just check our local Gotham Globe. I'm sure I'll be...

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Joker’s Jottings

“Well, I’m just insulted!! I’m out of it for a little while and everyone has been getting delusions of grandeur! (It’s not my fault Arkham had took away my internet privledges since I hired that hacker to turn the Batmobile into my own personal RC Car. Heh.)  But they hired two individuals to fill in my size tens? This Phoenix fellow and a loser named Leto?  They looked and sounded nothing like me!  I mean, kick a fellow when he’s down! What’s a clown to do to get Warner Bros on the phone?!” 

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The Joker/Daffy Duck Special

“When Daffy Duck pays a call to the Acme corporate headquarters in Gotham City, he finds the company long gone and their abandoned building now occupied by The Joker. With a hit in progress, Daffy tries to sneak away, only to find himself in the clutches of the Clown Prince of Crime. But Joker decides that there’s some potential in this manic bird and forces Daffy to join his gang. Will he find a way to escape…or will he become The Joker’s new right-hand duck?”

Written by Scott Lobdell

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“I’m dethhhhpicable! Ha!” 

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“Happiest place on earth” by Artist Abe

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"Sharing is caring! Heh!"

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Puddin ( @jokersjottings ) & I took over a cabin with a hot tub - complete with grape soda on ice and mayhem.  ♦ Let’s set the woods on fire. ♦

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"What a wild pair!"

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“What....”

“What the Jiminy Christmas!!! THIS?!   THIS was what passed as moi while I was away?  Heh. Maybe you all are seeing the world as I do. You’ve all gone insane.” 

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“A Whole New World”

“Hello, tumblr World. Ol’ Uncle J is back in town. Whodathunk?! Heh! I know!  Some of you have moved on without me, some have held around til this day, some may not even know who the hell I am! I know, I’ve been killed off, left for dead, come and gone, etc. Old hat! Well I’m back to bring bedlam back to bloggin’. Heh. Gotham has changed. Tumblr has changed. For Christ sake, this whole country has changed! HA!!!!! For who we have in the White House, you may not even need me to cause chaos back to the masses!  But wait.... HE CAN’T BEAT ME TO THAT JOKE!   This is MY punchline!  *ahem*  Anyhooooooooo....  Things may start getting lively around here again so enjoy the show! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!”    

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"When someone says I'm too old to ride a carousel, it has to go!! Ha!"

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Clean Up

For @jokersjottings

His hands trembled as the key clicked in the lock.  Working for psychotic clowns meant never knowing if a routine task would end in an acidic pie melting the skin from your face or just a door opening.

The hinges creaked painfully.  The smell was stale and dust hung in the air.  The bosses had been away for longer than before and the hideout had sat as a empty shrine to their madness - and no one had dared creep into the territory save for the rats, raccoons, and roaches. 

The goon heard footsteps from behind.  Spinning around, flashlight in hand he called out “Hey, who’z dere?”  

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He threw his light behind him to only see the vacant warehouse. Illumination shown the derelict toys and stacks of unopened crates that littered the layout. Securing the perimeter, he turned to see two silloutues. "Hey!" he called. As the goon raised the light, he came across a bleached face and a grin to rival the chestire cat. "Heyo, boyo!" The spectre called. The goon yelped in a startle and fell backward. The devilish smile belonged to the clown of chaos, The Joker! Behind him, Harley Quinn bounced to help the thug up. Joker dusted off the thug of dirt and dust. "What's wrong, old man? You act like you've seen a ghost! Heh. Heh."

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"Oh, Gotham City. It always brings a smile to my face... It's been too long, ol' girl. Heh. I'm back! I'm rested! I'm ready to give this town a wedgie again! Hahahaheha!!!"

[robs-ramblings]

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Marry Mawy Xmas!!! *gives hug*

“Well, aren’t you kind, kiddo!? Heh. I hope you got some fun toys this year! I know I’m still waiting on Santa to bring me Batsy bruised, broken and bleeding! I’ve been good dammit! Well…good-ish…”

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I got a ‘Design A Mask’ Batman!

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"I can give Bats a permanent smile now! It's the holidays! Heh. He should be more cheerful!"

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I WANT ONE!

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“Dear Santa, er...Krampus!” 

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Joker’s Jolly Jottings

“There’s a lyric in a holiday song to ‘Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.’  I’m going to do something similar. Singer David Starr plays at the Iceberg Lounge tonight. How’s about I get a hold of said Starr, wrap him up in lights and dangle him from the Royale Hotel? Heh. That’s a pretty high ledge overlooking Gotham. Hahahaa! I’m in the Christmas spirit!” 

[missharleenfquinzel]

My partner!?

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"Sometimes, I think he DOES care."

[thejokerhamillbatsyconroy]

Christmas with the Joker. Classic

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“Tis the season to be jolly. Falalalalahahahahahahaaaaaa!”

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Oh yeah that reminds me! I need to wrap Mistah J’s presents soon. 

…So just how many air holes do you think a 210pound Bat and a 180pound Robin might need anyway? @jokersjottings

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“However bullets I hold in this tommy gun! Ha!”