The Joke's on You

Heya Internet!  Call me Harley - everybody does! Mistah J's away and I gotta entertain myself somehow! Whaddya wanna know?  I got a PhD and I can kick ya ass! [This is a Harley Quinn fansite, image site, and sometimes RP blog If you're here for the art, I attempt to add the source for any reblog or posting I make. If you find your art on here and it is not properly sourced, please just send me a message to fix it. {My tags are all available here}]

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Puddin ( @jokersjottings ) & I took over a cabin with a hot tub - complete with grape soda on ice and mayhem.  ♦ Let’s set the woods on fire. ♦

[harleyquins]

Batman: Mad Love Episode 

“Crazy In Love” [½]

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Overheard In Gotham #1

Thug 1: I heard there was an explosion at ACE Chemicals.

Thug 2: yeah.

Thug 1: well how come there ain't fear toxin all over the city?

Thug 2: I don't know. Maybe it's a metaphor, like the fear was inside us all along.

Thug 1: ...

Thug 1: that's beautiful

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Clean Up

For @jokersjottings

His hands trembled as the key clicked in the lock.  Working for psychotic clowns meant never knowing if a routine task would end in an acidic pie melting the skin from your face or just a door opening.

The hinges creaked painfully.  The smell was stale and dust hung in the air.  The bosses had been away for longer than before and the hideout had sat as a empty shrine to their madness - and no one had dared creep into the territory save for the rats, raccoons, and roaches. 

The goon heard footsteps from behind.  Spinning around, flashlight in hand he called out “Hey, who’z dere?”  

[fictional-history]

“Dr. Harleen Quinzel conducts her first interview with the Joker." (Source)

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

"My Mistah J’s voice just makes me all tingly inside.  I could listen to these old tapes of mine over and over again.”

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

“Happy anniversary, Puddin!”

[fictional-history]

(Source)

Name: Jack Ryder Birthdate: May 8 Sun Sign: Taurus

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Batman Valentine’s Stickers

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Can ya believe what they let me get by with?  Though the staff here’s always been a little on the nutty side, right?  Now, I just gotta give this a good paint job and then maybe we’ll crack some of those nuts on the way OUT!

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[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

Please Stand By

[0theghost0]

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

badlemonade:

Happy Holidays! So last year I drew this, and it was meant to be kind of cute but kind of horrifying. The feedback I got was mostly “Its so ADORABLE!” which irked me. So this year I decided to redraw it, but amp up the horrifying. There are way too many references to post, and almost all of them are free to use anyway so I won’t bother. However, there is the important one I need to note- Fireworks brushes are from DoaC-Res and are here.

[toloveakiwi]

Well I’d love to stay and celebrate your victory, but I’ve got stockings to stuff, mistletoe to hang - and about fifteen skyscrapers to blow up before sunrise. Ciao!

[blithefool]

[thatsdoctorquinzel2u]

blithefool:

Someone on DA asked me for some JokerxIvy recently. I don’t think J is a willing participant in this union. He looks a little dumbfounded in fact.

[karabrauen]

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[beautiful-wildlife]

Baby Hyenas by Will Burrard-Lucas

Liuwa Plains, Zambia

[mainlydc-blog]

“He… he loves me not.”

[laughingjoker]

Harley Quinn by Scott Dalrymple