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Ultraman Fan Art from the 2000s Part 1

I found my old iPod touch last night, charged it, switched it on and went through all the files and apps. As it turns out, I had a folder in Photos called ‘Ultraman’ and there were about 40 files of Ultraman fan art I downloaded from various online forums from the late 2000s (I think it was from 2008-2010). Yes, I have no idea where they came from and it’s very likely that those forums no longer exist. So, it’s only wise to share the artwork with everyone! This first one here is still one of my favourites to this day.

Update: Found the sauce but the website is unresponsive: http://m787.web.fc2.com/ul14.html

Part 2

#ultraman #fan art #zoffy #ultraseven #ultraman jack #ultraman ace #ultraman taro #mother of ultra

5tourist

we love you zero

a-lc01

squided

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

ninawenn

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

glowingghosty

CRONCHY

friendraichu

@thevastnessof dont hide this excellent contribution in the tags

created by @klenda-v for my fic 'Blast'

inthesensethat

moth-grrrl-mavis

Just got turned down for two jobs so this was nice to read.

constructreese

Just ran over 2 people in my car. Needed this

eldritchdemonfox

Get warm with papa

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)

scratch-meowt

my hottest take

keeper-of-the-flames

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

pusheenthenerdcat

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

maimonideznuts

pusheenthenerdcat

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

mothnem

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

targetedknowledge

cute-catts

Imagine hearing this behind the bush and you thought its a cat 💀💀

anonnymaus-author

Okay, but cheetahs seem to do best in captivity.

These poor anxiety ridden bastards cant handle alone time and need a canine friend to keep them from becoming an even BIGGER neurotic mess. Their anxiety can get bad enough that when it comes time to bow chika meow meow, they cant get the deed done. Their birth rates in the wild are dismal, and their survival rates arent any better. A cheetah mother will do minimal defense of her cubs, then say fuck those kids and book it like a first time shoplifter when the rent-a-cops saunter through if the fight needs more than a token effort.

Like every other predator in the world, theyd much rather take a nap than try and beat Usain Bolt in a footrace or catch a snack on hooves. Folks used to keep them as pets, once upon a time, and these failcats on speed have been trying to get themselves domesticated ever since. They meow, they purr, and it's not unheard of or uncommon for groups in the wild to cuddle-pile on a human ranger for pets and naptime.

There are NO documented records of a wild cheetah killing a human, and ONLY 2 instances in captivity. Compare that to Fido or Spot's stats, or any other wild animal, but do bear in mind the difference in numbers.

Honestly, they're trying their damndest to be friend shaped, and maybe we should let them. It could end up being the best way to save the species.

askfordoodles

FAILCATS ON SPEED 🤣

biologist-with-a-blog

"cheetahs want to be domesticated and we should domesticate them" isn't the take I expected but goddamn am I here for it

haloinfinite-archive

help I’m dying

monody-monody

When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.

an-apocalypse-of-magpies

The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.

So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.

Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming