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[jokezilla]

ᵃ personal interpretation ᵒᶠ JACK NAPIER / THE JOKER [ . . . ] heavily inspired by / based on the dark knight *-& the joker blogs . FOLLOWS FROM @gothumites . ʷʳᶦᵗᵗᵉⁿ ᵇʸ malachi !!! ʰᵉ / ʰᶦᵐ , 25 . RULES BELOW , click for bio .

general rp rules apply : no godmodding , no force shipping , no unnecessary drama , etc.

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT / DDDNE : this blog will explore triggering themes , such as ( but not limited to ) childhood trauma , the path from victim to victimizer , pervasive lack of identity + chronic feelings of emptiness , the consequences of one's own actions . i generally will not be tagging things unless asked and / or i notice someone has a trigger listed in their rules .

i will only be writing with 1-3 versions of a canon muse . this is to keep things interesting between muses *-& meaningful between muns !!! i also practice exclusives when its called for .

DNI : if you're below 21 years old , if you're bigoted in any way , shape , or form , or if you're overly involved in RPC drama .

[jokezilla]

( TEMP ) bio ! ! !

NAME : unknown .

KNOWN ALIASES : ( the ) joker , jack white , jack napier .

AGE : approximately twenty-eight years old .

D.O.B : unknown .

Height : 5'6".

Build : ectomorph .

KEY POINTS / HEADCANONS :

jack napier is not alias but his given name . as such , he rarely if ever discloses the surname and , if by chance he did , most would just assume that's it's another pseudonym . surprisingly , jack's criminal record is clean which contributes to other's dismissing

jack grew up in an abusive household , his father , Nicolas, being the perpetrator and his mother, Jamie, both a victim / enabler . initially , jamie would come to jack's defense if/when Nicolas turned on him . however , as Jack grew older, Jamie would try and play peacemaker between father and son , making excuses and wanting to 'keep the family together;. secretly , there was a part of Jamie that was just glad she was no longer a prime target of the abuse .

at age 18 Jack killed his father during a particularly bad encounter . he spared his mother , who framed it to the GCPD as a ' robbery gone wrong ' .Jack spent some time street homeless , until he found a landlord willing to provide shelter in a basement apartment . . . so long as he not only paid rent , but did odd-jobs for other tenants as needed .

along with building maintenance , Jack would commit robberies to make ends meet . despite this starting as a way to make ends meet , there was no denying the thrill he got from both pulling off a successful heist and causing harm to others .

robberies and odd-jobs aside , jack attempted an 'honest' career as an entertainer --- specifically a stand-up comedian . however , his performances didn't draw much of a crowd as his sense of humor was deemed 'disturbing' by patrons and bar staff alike --- especially when referencing his glasgow smile scars.

his failed performance career and underlying / unmedicated bipolar 1 disorder sent him into a spiral. Jack fell off the grid during this time and fell deeper into a life of crime . arkham asylum became a revolving door up until the events of batman begins .

[pixiememes]

Send me anons as my muse’s parent!

(or parental figure, if they don’t have parents)

[angstmemes]

kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences

“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.” “You should be grateful I come down here and talk to you at all.” “Listen to me or I’ll treat you even worse.” “I picked you off the street because you were beautiful. You should feel flattered.” “You don’t need freedom if I give you everything you need.” “You can come out of the basement if you give me a very good reason to let you.” “What’s this? Are you trying to get away from me? You should know better.” “Get on your knees and pray I’ll forgive you.” “Oh, you’re hungry? Sing me a song and you can have my leftovers.” “Don’t cry, I’m keeping you safe down here, away from the world. You don’t need it. You only need me.” “Freedom is a burden. You should be glad I took it away from you.” “I bought you some new clothes. Please wear them tonight at dinner.” “You don’t get to decide anything, understood? I make the rules and you obey them if you want to remain unharmed.” “You’re nothing but a little doll I get to play with.” “I own you.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to take away your virginity just like that. I’m saving it for something special.” “I’m not going to kill you. Not yet.” “If you’re good, you can shower with warm water today.” “Crying won’t make me stop hurting you. It just encourages me.” “You’re so young…” “I love it when you scream, but I will only stop when you can’t scream anymore.” “I’m sorry, I completely forgot you were still down here.” “There’s someone coming to join me tonight. I’m sure you’ll be quiet, or I’ll have to kill my guest again and it’ll be your fault.” “You’re going to have some company tonight. Try to think of him/her as your little brother/sister. I want you to do to him/her what I do to you, understood?” “I’m bringing some friends along to show them how well trained you are.” “How dare you talk to me like that. Wash your mouth, with soap. Now.” “It’s been a pleasure watching you grow up. Your mummy and daddy would have been so proud of you.” “I brought you some food. Now crawl over here and lick it out of the bowl like a good pet.” “I think you should remind me why you’re worth keeping alive down here.” “Tell me how much you love me and you can have your dinner.” — “Hello? Is anyone down here?!” “Oh my god, what is this place? How can you still be alive? I’ll get you help! Please hold on.” “You don’t have to hide from me. I’m trying to help you. I won’t hurt you, I promise.” “What happened to you? How long have you been kept here?” “Hello? Where am I?! Who are you?” “Have you ever tried to escape? Do you think it’s possible if we work together?” “It’s the police! Show yourself!” “Is that really you? Oh my god, I found you, I can’t believe I found you…”

[jokezilla]

uglee mobile post BUT consider that, much like in the joker blogs webseries, jack is the one who initiates an unhealthy + obsessive relationship with harley.

I tend to write Jack as becoming obsessed with others. PERIOD!!! most obvious cases are with batman and Harley, but then there was that weird hate-fueled obsession with Dr. Jeremiah Arkham ( in the webseries ).

I feel like he'd also become fixated on other rogues. Jonathan and Edward are the first that come to mind. He finds jonathan " interesting " and "fun". Wants to make him worse and vice-versa - though he wouldn't be conscious of the latter. Meanwhile, Jack just hates Edward lmao and he often gets paranoid that he'll 'steal' Harley.

This is all worsened when Jack enters a manic episode.

[jokezilla]

makin' a muse page for jack ! send me some memes whilst i work ? :pleading:

[pitaparka]

halloween word prompts

eerie fall prompts for your enjoyment! take as you please :)

1. pitch black

2. true crime

3. cabin fever

4. broken mirrors

5. scary movies

6. injuries

7. heights

8. needles

9. potions

10. raking

11. needle in a hay stack

12. harvest moon

13. friday the thirteenth

14. jumps scares

15. clowns

16. haunted maze

17. ghosts

18. sweet tooth

19. black cats

20. pumpkin carving

21. bugs

22. costumes

23. goosebumps

24. trick or treating

25. bones

26. pranks

27. devil

28. poison

29. blood

30. spiders

31. soaked

[jokezilla]

“ I know you don’t love me . I’m not stupid but you wanting me , obsessing over me is enough . ” / @diamondcladclown

the words ignite in jack's chest cavity *-& suddenly he is SET ABLAZE , smoke *-& flames threatening to swallow him whole . there's a quiet snicker , this wicked , sinister sound . " UHHHH . . want you ? ob-ses-sed ?! " jack scoffs , as if it wasn't true . he is : DEMOLITION *-& WILD FIRES : seeking to destroy everything *-& everyone in his path [ . . . ] he wants to hurt harley --- perhaps she struck a nerve ? " that's funny , harls . "

[jokezilla]

@threadpull gets a starter based on THIS POST !

mealtimes at ARKHAM ASYLUM are [ . . . ] interesting to say the least . it gives patients time to collaborate , socialize .

brown eyes scan the cafeteria with laser focus , searching for one face in particular . once found , jack walks over --- tray in hand , pep in his step --- *-& sits down next to none other than JONATHAN CRANE , positioning himself a bit too close for comfort .

" GUESS WHO'S gettin' discharged t'nite . " he purrs , voice low , conspiratorial . he wants something --- desperately *-& it's something that requires the good doctor's help . but is crane going to listen ? well , that's the real trick . so [ . . . ] why not offer A CHANCE AT FREEDOM to sweeten the deal ?

[jokezilla]

@katarinawilliams / CONTINUED !

HEARTBEAT QUICKENS with excitement as the mix of saliva *-& sanguine hits his shoe with a tiny splat ! coal rimmed hues stare at it for one , two , three whole seconds before jack barks a laugh . " ohhhhhh [ . . . ] we're gonna have so . much . FUN ! " jack gives a quick nod as if C O N F I R M I N G this as fact . " i can tell . "

taking out his gun from the holster on his belt , jack sits on a chair placed right across from peregrine . then , he NOISILY scoots forward *-& to right so that he's as close as can get . dark eyes stare for A MOMENT TOO LONG . then , the silence is broken . " y-y' know what we're PLAYIN' , don't ya ? "

[jokezilla]

am exhausted tonight- I swear I'm fighting off the beginnings of a cold. BUT! I did work on the multi + some drafts here.

n e ways... just popping in 2 say that jack is an adrenaline addict ( refuses any recreational substances and barely touches alcohol on account of his abusive father, who did. ) THAT BEING SAID, he'd be a fully willing test subject for jonathan crane's 'work'. even if it fucks up his mental state.... 🥺 True Bestie right here.

[jokezilla]

JACK + an insecurity : a tiny ramble ! ! !

this was gonna be all prose-y 'n poetic but now it's just me screaming about how jack doesn't FEEL normally . at baseline , his emotional depth is shallow . sure , he can fake practically any emotion he wants --- but he *-& those who really know him know better than to believe its authentic . its because of this that he is constantly pleasure / thrill seeking ; if it weren't due to his upbringing with an abusive alcoholic father , he'd be more tempted by substances . but nothing seems to fill that void in him where a person should be . its why jack loves it when he gets hypomanic or manic --- even if the latter devolves into psychosis : because he can feel everything for everyone with unbearable intensity .

i don't know where i'm going with this but basically jack doesn't feel like a ' real person ' because of the generally blunted emotions + lack of empathy . its something he's kinda insecure ?? about .

[jokezilla]

<3 for [ . . . ] a surprise in your inbox ! ! !

[jokezilla]

 “ don’t call me darling , dammit . ” Kat / @katarinawilliams said .

jack pantomimes a frown . " SUH- orrr-y [ . . . ] , doll . " there's a mischievous EDGE to his voice , daring her to correct him again . coat sleeves hang slightly lower than they should , allowing him to better conceal the SWITCHBLADE in his right hand . the threat of violence , however , is still conspicuous with goons strategically placed near the exit points ( LIKE PIECES ON A CHESS BOARD ) . " look . i've got a --- uh --- a deal ? fer ya . so , y' miiiiiight wanna just hear . me . out . "

[crownmemes]

Psychology Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for interactions with therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists - or even just friends supporting each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Maybe you're incapable of being happy."

"You spend a lot of time building walls. It's natural to want to see if someone is clever enough to climb over them."

"Forgiveness is too great and difficult for one person. It requires two: the betrayer and the betrayed."

"We construct fairytales and we accept them. Our minds concoct all sorts of fantasies when we don't want to believe something."

"Usually, when a man is about to lose everything, he realised what matters to him most. He sees it clearly for the first time."

"I need you to help me with a psychological profile."

"Some people are fighters, and some are not. You can't know which until the fight happens."

"It's not healing to see your childhood home, but it helps you measure whether you are broken - how and why - assuming you want to know."

"What is your worst memory of childhood?"

"You know what really scares me? I like being fucked up."

"Friendship can sometimes involve a breach of individual separateness. "

"Has there been a lot of discussion about the specific way I think?"

"Do you think that you are capable of killing your father?"

"Was you father big in your life?"

"It's your life. If there's something about it you don't like, you can change it."

"I don't think about that stuff anymore."

"I'm not sure it's healthy for you to be here."

"Has anyone ever told you that you have a lot of bad dreams?"

"If you're good at reading people, it's mostly because you learnt as a child, trying to stay one step ahead of whatever tormented you."

"Tell me what you believe is happening."

"Everyone has thought about killing someone, one way or another."

"What is it going to take for you to get comfortable with me?"

"Nothing makes us more vulnerable than loneliness."

"Have you ever helped a patient recover memories?"

"Not fond of eye contact, are you?"

"You assume the emotional point of view of others, even those that might scare or sicken you. It's a troubling gift, I should think."

"You can push things away, but sooner or later, you have to deal with them."

"You're not a psychopath, although you may be attracted to them."

"If someone were using manipulative methods to subvert your sense of control, you may not realise it until those methods are pointed out to you."

"Who among us doesn't want understanding and acceptance?"

[devotedecay]

THE  TEXAS  CHAINSAW  SERIES   sentence starters !

this was made using dialogue from the first six movies.   trigger warning for mentions of violence, murder, animal death, gore, drug usage, incest , ableist and misogynistic language, nsfw themes, and everyone just generally being assholes.   feel free to edit these as you please.

 “ i heard you, but it don’t mean much. ”

 “ a dog will hunt. ”

 “ you’re so dead you don’t even know it. ”

 “ what kinda sick shit is this? ”

 “ oh, you just hush. ”

 “ i promise you, you and i are gonna have some fun. ”

 “ what if i were to turn you loose, what would you give me? ”

 “ don’t call me darling, dammit. ”

 “ no, please! no! ”

 “ that was for your own good. ”

 “ do you think all i wanna do is kill you? ”

 “ back up, pig fucker! ”

 “ i’m starting to think you like wasting my time. ”

 “ if that’s what you want, it’s up to you. ”

 “ i wonder whose tongue this is? ”

 “ what are you doing to yourself? ”

 “ today i’m gonna use my tongue in ways the lord never intended. ”

 “ you’re just trying to scare me into leaving. ”

 “ they take the head and they boil it, except for the tongue. ”

 “ how mad at me are you? ”

 “ you don’t need to be walking these roads alone at night. you should get in. ”

 “ stop, you’re scaring me. ”

 “ no talking until after i say grace, asshole. ”

 “ i’m gonna ask you nicely one more time. ”

 “ yeah, you gotta watch it getting into cars with strangers these days. ”

 “ people shouldn’t kill animals for food. ”

 “ you have to get out of here. ”

 “ oh my god, i’m way too stoned for this. ”

 “ it’s easier to resist at the beginning than the end. ”

 “ man, it’s hot in here. ”

 “ please stop your damn bellyaching. ”

 “ i smell bullshit. ”

 “ you’re gonna get killed doing that. ”

 “ you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. ”

 “ i think you’re chasing the wrong tail, buddy. ”

 “ i’ve got a perfect willingness to die. ”

“ you stay away from me, you fucking animal! ”

 “ there’s more work to be done, lets get it over with. ”

 “ you know why i’m here. ”

 “ get your sweet little ass back in the dirt until i say otherwise. ”

 “ look at me, i’m not a dope smuggler. ”

 “ you can’t get cancer from not having sex. ”

 “ i hate when this happens. ”

 “ guess i’m falling apart on you, honey. ”

 “ do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive? ”

 “ that was beautiful form. ”

 “ son of a bitch smells just like a slaughterhouse. ”

 “ the only thing you’re gonna catch in this water is disease. ”

 “ oh, he’s weird looking. ”

 “ what’re the chances of a brainless bitch like you knowing how to use that thing, huh? ”

 “ hey, what the shit? ”

“ it’s too much, i’m gonna be sick. ”

 “ where you headed, man? ”

 “ are you ashamed of your country? ”

 “ what are you afraid of, that they might try to fuck you? ”

 “ hell’s exactly what they raised. ”

 “ there’s roadkill all over texas. ” 

 “ fine, i lied, but it’s not my fault they were stupid enough to believe it. ”

 “ i guess that’s what brains look like. kind of like lasagna. ”

 “ keep your voice down. ”  

 “ what you do is your own business. ”

 “ boy are you dumb. 

 “ well, first i’m gonna kill you. it ain’t no fucking biggie. ”

 “ your little ass is gonna be in big trouble. ”

 “ how’d you get stuck way out here? ”

 “ i did it for us. ”

 “ are you afraid of a little blood? ”

 “ you beautiful bastard, you. ”

 “ i just thought of something so cool, what if we got into a wreck, and we crashed into the car in front of us and we all died. they could write a song about it. ”

 “ they live off fear, they thrive on it. ”

 “ the saw is family. ”

 “ you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? ”

 “ well lookie here, we’ve got ourselves a killer. ”

 “ you’ve never had a date in your life you’re so ugly. ”

 “ how often do girls blow their heads off in this shit hole town? ”

 “ that was so not cool. ”

 “ i have a question for you. ”

 “ you’re not scared, you don’t know shit about being scared. not yet. ”

 “ you better rocket, cowboy. ”

 “ promise you won’t hurt me. ”

 “ on a list of bad ideas, that one is way up there. ”

 “ i’m sorry, but we’re all gonna die. ”

“ you just keep sweet talking me, dumpling. ”

 “ that gun’s no good. ”

 “ you think i give a god damn what happens to you? ”

 “ you can’t do it alone. ”

 “ put down the weapon, don’t be stupid. ”

 “ there could be dead people buried all around us and we would never know. ”

 “ you really think you’re something in that outfit, don’t you? ”

 “ it is my fault. ”

“ there comes a time when every boy becomes a man. ”

 “ come on and take a sip, you gotta have something to build up your strength. ”

 “ i’ve got a mind to slit your damn throat. ”

 “ i like that skin of yours. ”

 “ after the glory, here comes the shame. ”

 “ the old way, with the sledgehammer, see that was better, they died better that way. ”

 “ that’s it. don’t call me dumb. ”

 “ i’ll tuck you in special every night. ”

 “ this is bullshit, i have rights. ”

 “ quiet! you act like a pack of hounds. ”

 “ how are you an expert on the dumbest shit? ”

 “ you figure it out, it’s your life. welcome to the real world. ”

 “ i don’t want to fight anymore. ”

 “ what if they’re a murderer and they want us to follow them? ”

 “ ladies love a man in uniform. ”

 “ you got one choice, sex or the saw? ”

 “ i oughta blow your fucking brains out right now. ”

 “ get back in there! get your ass back in there. ”

 “ you think this is a party? ”

 “ i’ve never seen anybody die before. ”

 “ basically if you’re buried right your skin turns into poison crisco. ”

 “ i think you have a beautiful voice. ”

 “ please, you can make them stop. ”

 “ you blasphemous bitch! ”

 “ he’s a really bad man. ”

“ what’s it gonna be,  you gonna be the motherfucker who eats, or are you gonna be the poor sorry motherfucker who gets ate? “

 “ this is your lucky day. ”

 “ how about giving me a hand, asshole? ”

 “ i just wanna go home, okay? ”

 “ turned traitor for a piece of tail. ”

 “ i had to do it. i used you. ”

 “ can you believe we didn’t know each other yesterday? ”

 “ you shut your cock sucker, you son of a bitch. ”

“ you’re a lot tougher than i thought. ”

 “ i told you, i’m a bitch. ”

 “ are there people in those bags? ”

 “ if you get too hot, you can always take your clothes off. ”

 “ you’re gonna get in my way. ”

 “ i’m sorry, sweetie, i got a big mouth. ”

 “ you expect me to do this by myself? ”

 “ you can’t make me go back there. ”

 “ i ain’t finished with you yet. ”

 “ you just figure out how to do it and do it. ”

 “ they just get dumber and dumber, don’t they? ”

 “ i should have listened to my old man and went into real estate. ”

 “ please, don’t let them kill me. ”

 “ you like this face? ”

 “ what the fuck is wrong with you people? ”

 “ get that thing off my cutting board. ”

 “ i ain’t got no fear left. ”

 “ you’re embarrassing me in front of company. ”

 “ i always get yanked into this shit. ”

 “ shut up, you bitch hog. ”

 “ okay, could you relax, because you’re not helping. ”

 “ you brought this all on yourself. ”

 “ try to speak plain, it saves time. “

 “ i really wish you would call me ____. ”

 “ do i have to do every damn thing around here? ”

 “ how bad is it? i can’t feel it. ”

 “ do you mean talk or dance around the real subject with chit-chat? ”

 “ you don’t understand nothing. ”

 “ we’re on our own now. ”

 “ excuse me, you mind getting the fuck out of my way? ”

 “ we’re not even having fun yet. ”

 “ could be worse, at least we’re not as bad off as those people in the body pit. ”

 “ i just can’t take no pleasure in killing. ”

 “ you’re all gonna pay for your sins. especially you. ”

 “ i believe you, i might be the only believer you’ve got. ”

 “ just some things you gotta do. don’t mean you gotta like it. ”

 “ hard ass, me? maybe a semi hard ass but i’ve got a soft heart. ”

 “ i’ll take you back to hell. ”

 “ okay, miss priss, cut that out. ”

[jokezilla]

" Eddie's sweet to me cause he's my friend . You got a problem with that , puddin ? " from @diamondcladclown

what he believes to be A THINLY VEILED THREAT elicits this quiet chuckle --- a FAR CRY from the wild , lively laughter that always seems to enamor harley . no , this is the low growl of a junkyard dog : a fair WARNING . " 'n here i was , startin' t' think y-y' reeeaaally weren't that [ . . . ] DUMB . " a sigh breezes passed marred maw , as if forlorn *-& disappointed . " eddie's prolly just USIN' ya , doll --- y'know . t' pad his ego ? " words tinged with pity yet state as if it were an obvious , irrefutable fact , one that she should already know .