Jolene >:]

24 year old • she/her • Mother of 2 • Of Headmates 8 • Girlfriend of 4 • 4 Mutuals Fucked • Adult blog, minors DNI

[joleneboquila]

I have big trousers and a new flat girls who wants me

[lilyblisslys]

I’m not complaining, people gotta do what they can, but man the internet feels like it’s primarily a series of donation goals where someone becomes homeless if they aren’t met nowadays

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[prokopetz]

Elaborate fantasy and sci-fi worldbuilding as necessary context and structure for porn is great, but what's really fantastic is when the worldbuilding is a product of the porn. It clearly didn't need to be there, but at some point the author took a closer look at the porn and started asking "okay, so what does this imply?"

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The worldbuilding needs to be there for the porn to make sense.

Level 2: The porn needs to be there for the worldbuilding to make sense.

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[lilyblisslys]

eating leftover chicken tenders over the sink, drinking a rum and coke I walked to the corner store to get, blowing off plans to leave the house to play videogames; we’re having a wet hot NEET summer baby

[lilyblisslys]

AND my tits are perfect!

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[joleneboquila]

The vast majority of my dash, everyday, is negative.

Do I just unfollow blogs I like because they post about current events?

Do I just leave Tumblr?

[simply-a-leaf]

Christian agnostic: God made it so that nobody knows

Atheist agnostic: Material conditions lead to nobody knowing

Agnostic agnostic: Nobody knows why nobody knows

[nyannibalist]

whatever Go my girlkat

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[dragongirlbunny]

being a trans woman is wild because i just wanna play tuoys with my friends and conservatives think this makes me personally responsible for the Death of Western Civilization but then i go to work and people are just like "hi ari hows it goin"

[dragongirlbunny]

granted it IS a bit crazy-making that it is considered unprofessional to answer "i'm a bit stressed because the president and his party keep going on tv and saying i am a pedophile rapist who should be executed"

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[abjure-obsolescence]

the masochist with sensory issues really liked when you bit it really hard on the arm, but can you please wipe the spit off now? please? ....why are you looking at it like that?

[swagophile]

yuritastic is such a stupid fucking phrase that it earnestly upsets me that someone other than me came up with it. its my job to be dumb as fuck. what the fuck. whos out here blowing up my spot

[swagophile]

whatever. its fine. im not mad. im fine. i still get to be the one that popularized lockerbait. thats always going to be a swagophile accomplishment. i dont need to come up with everything by myself

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

It’s okay, you’ll still be forever known for Plapsburg

[swagophile]

STOP

[zeitghost]

Of course I contradict myself. I contain multitudes [suddenly getting defensive] But not in a plural way. I’m not plural [trying not to seem ableist] Not that there’s anything wrong with that [three year old alter takes over] Abaa, lalala,

[mlarayoukai]

happy mothers day to her