Jolene >:]

24 year old • she/her • Mother of 2 • Of Headmates 8 • Girlfriend of 3 • 4 Mutuals Fucked • Adult blog

[joleneboquila]

I have big trousers and a new flat girls who wants me

[meloetta]

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

[joleneboquila]

@tieganic

[travestito]

imagining a gay guy really into ai generated gun porn that REALLY hates polymer pistols (they're girly)

[travestito]

you really wanna get off to a particular blonde being held at gunpoint by a much more muscular dude—he kindaaaaa looks like you if you squint, but when asked to exclude polymer frames every LLM only knows how to generate 1911s and classic revolvers and the quality is noticeably worse. the bias in their training models really pisses you off. you're ripping your shirt off and steam is coming out of your ears. a gun materializes on your sculpted hip. you instinctively grab it and point it at the camera. then it dawns on you. it's a fucking glock 17. you want to start over but the model already rendered your finger morphing through the trigger guard before you can alter the prompt. the barrel explodes and the image dissipates into meaningless noise. you bang at the keyboard in frustration trying to come up with a new prompt and your arms look.... skinny? then you notice the pink ponytail running down your shoulder, ending in a black bow and—is that a skirt??? you squirm on your chair trying to get a grip and glance at where you normally keep your appendix holster. there's a sig p320 pointing directly at your cock

[goldcanillust]

-Wait a minute..

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[kora-lene]

joining the Rockwith Aleaf attack train

[galacticsabc]

Yknow what. Sure. Rockwith Aleaf.

[funeralcity]

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

[mewcharm]

arthritis

[otterloreart]

ok then why didnt you

[otterloreart]

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

[otterloreart]

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[virtualgirladvance]

maybe the world is worth it after all

[metalmaidmary]

a mama meeting

[tkmiz-deactivated20200503]

[lesbianbloodritual]

last night at the club i literally could not stop checking myself out in every mirror and window because i kept just seeing a dyke. i don't think i saw a guy even once. lately i feel like i found a billion dollars on the sidewalk

[lesbianbloodritual]

it feels like i finally became myself and also a completely different person

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

[grlstlker]

hey why aren’t you groping me? do you hate me?

[possuminnit]

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

[possuminnit]

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

[sycamorality]

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?