jollmaster shitpost

just a place where I maybe will post different things not connected with main blog: https://www.tumblr.com/jollmaster

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ah, this tweet will never get old

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more with herrr 👀✨️ another headcanon: her family wasn't rich, but she and brother used to work with horses, as it often happened within Redone tribe

when she got married with Cetautomatix, she started to tie up hair, because you know, the forge with fire

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hey, did somebody here read Asterix & Obelix? I re-read this and suddenly fell in love with blacksmith's wife, GRRR I need to headcanon more about this small babe because we doesn't even know her name, shame on authors

+ some redesign (she wears not only earrings but also metal bracelets)

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okay, a couple of headcanons before I return from village and draw her properly:

she's from Redone tribe

at first, nobody thought that blacksmith's choice was right

gal was TOO short, although with a very beautiful fair hair and tough temper

she very quickly became the total boss in the house and gave birth to a boy ☝️ in the first year of marriage

almost died during the first labor, but a couple of weeks later started to work around the house again

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hey, did somebody here read Asterix & Obelix? I re-read this and suddenly fell in love with blacksmith's wife, GRRR I need to headcanon more about this small babe because we doesn't even know her name, shame on authors

+ some redesign (she wears not only earrings but also metal bracelets)

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would it be fair to say that ahsoka is a creator's pet to say the least?

she isn't written badly and she has character arc, but at the same time she's a creator's pet, because the whole Anakin thing (he's very close to tragic medieval knight who serves his Lady) was changed just to make Ahsoka more meaningful for him than wife and children

his story already was ended and written, he was abandoned, he wasn't trusted by counsil, he lost mother and home, he didn't need another reason not to trust Jedi, and the whole plot with Anakin who has padawan looks like a fanfic from 2005

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me: nah, I don't think I have a favourite type of male characters

male characters of my childhood who are still my crushes: hi 👁👄👁

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You think Star Wars would've been way more freakier if Genndy had taken control instead of Filoni?

I'm just thinking about an alternate universe where Clone Wars had the same animation from 2003 and managed to to be rebooted onto Adult Swim had George decided not to sell the rights to Disney

the world if we had full big Clone Wars show made by Genndy:

I MEAN I ADORE HIS STYLE AND ATTITUDE GIVE US MORE OF THIS SHIT GUVE US MORE TOTAL BADASS GRIEVOUS

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I cannot imagine the absolute meltdown Viv had once Kesha, her idol, said she wouldn't voice Beelzebub anymore, I mean can you blame her?

This is what happens when you hire huge celebrities who are way too busy with their personal lives to be in your horny gay demon show. This is exactly what happened with Norman Reedus so they had to bring back Edward Bosco to voice Striker. (Idk why Ed decided to return after basically being tossed aside for a broadway singer.)

and even if it happened once in HB, I can't stop thinking that her money could be spent for GOOD and PROFESSIONAL screenwriters, but NO Vivienne wants big Broadway and not only Broadway actors

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ok google how to undrown and to stop to compare yourself with other creators

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me when I'm normal: 🕊😌🎶

me when periods: okay where to find a good 18+ content with Gummigoo

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if I made my own show version with Hazbin rewrite, this would be an end titles of all show

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I'm thinking again how poorly the theme of motherhood is shown in vivzieverse

I mean, Lilith who is always offscreen and their relationship with daughter never was shown, Stella who is Stella, Carmilla with adopted adult daughters, Millie who is afraid of pregnancy, some offscreen moms/moms with little screentime (Moxxie's mom still have NO NAME) and that's all?

why modern writers are so afraid of pregnancy and mothers

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And a Man sat alone, drenched deep in sadness.

And all the animals drew near to him and said: "We do not like to see you so sad. Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it."

The Man said: "I want to have good sight."

The Vulture replied: "You shall have mine."

The Man said: "I want to be strong."

The Jaguar said: "You shall be strong like me."

Then the Man said: "I long to know the secrets of the earth."

The Serpent replied: "I will show them to you."

And so it went with all the animals. And when the Man had all the gifts that they could give, he left.

Then the Owl said to the other animals: "Now the Man knows much, he'll be able to do many things. Suddenly I am afraid."

The Deer said: "The Man has all that he needs. Now his sadness will stop."

But the Owl replied: "No. I saw a hole in the Man, deep like a hunger he will never fill. It is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go taking and taking, until one day the World will say: I am no more and I have nothing left to give."

(c) Apocalypto, 2006

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Rosie in Asileverse!AU is very similar to Al's great-grandma by behaviour and temper

I guess it's valid to joke that Alastor has great-grandma issues

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tired

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made lavash with vegetables and cheese for work day

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I know what I'll watch in my vacation days