jollmaster shitpost

just a place where I maybe will post different things not connected with main blog: https://www.tumblr.com/jollmaster

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ah, this tweet will never get old

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in Asileverse!AU I fully confirm Abel, Lute, Alastor, Rosie, Satan, Mammon and Emily as aroaces, because I can

and I personally headcanon Vega and some other characters as aroaces too

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headache

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more old doodles!

first concepts of angels in masks

sir P in scarf

Cherri in scarf too

saw something

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how post-Soviet memes look like

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I saw several squirrels in local park today and made photos with one of them

@squirreltastic look how pretty she is!! 🐿

and she's definitely flexing

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more of my masterpieces from Scriptorium

find a common element

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omg sex repulsed Alastor omg touch aversed Alastor omg demisexual Alastor omg /character name/sexual Alastor omg representation!!

Alastor in Asileverse!AU: nah, sex is boring, I tried 👁👄👁

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instead of argues, insults and scandals we need more of authentic African tribal cultures representation in media

I MEAN LOCAL TRIBES HAVE SUCH A GORGEOUS STYLE PLEASE

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I found a game where you are drawing Middle Ages pictures

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tumblr censorship is so broken, they demanded to mark post with two fully clothed portraits from 15-16th century AS ADULT CONTENT

OKAY I AGREE ALBRECHT DUHRER WAS HOT BUT THIS 🤩 TRULY A NEW EXPERIENCE

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somebody: why do you like red-haired men with aquiline noses

me: 👉👈

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me when a hyped fanartist draws Rosie as a gentle understanding always supporting bestie friend who are always ready to give Alastor her shoulder to cry

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sometimes I feel that I'm overtrying drawing for VERY local-themed questions

then I cry and blame myself that I don't draw immediately and some questions are waiting for months

and I'm still working in real life

help my stupid brain

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Well god forbid us for wanting human Alastor's mustache be kept I guess :/

if he had mustache in show, then I would have literally one (1) reason to like him sincerely LOL

doesn't matter I will keep drawing him with this

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"It was a stolen design" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST ITS A HISTORICAL STYLE...And TBH LOOKS SO GOOD??

If yall don't find this attractive don't talk to me about liking men we are on two different planets. This is peak.

I CANNOT FATHOM NOT THINKINH MOUSTACHES ARE BEAURIFUL i mean outside the hilter look A MAN IS SO PROUD OF HIS MOUSTACHE ??? WHY ARE WE THIEVES OF JOY

I complement men on their moustaches and they light up like christmas trees! They get so happy someone recognizes their efforts!

also op casually talking about harassing someone like its not abusive to harass someone until they conform to your tastes. Icky op.

ANYONE POINT BEING

i took that post very very personally lmao

OMG GIANCARLO ESPOSITO ONE OF THE MOST HANDSOME MEN I'VE EVER SEEN NO MATTER HOW OLD IS HE ahem sorry I'm just a little excited, I mean I watched Far Cry 6 walkthrough only because of the fact that he was El Presidente

justice for mustache 👊 I also felt offended a bit haha, I like men with nice mustache when it suits them!

some 1930s movie stuff too!

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just reminding you that there are haters of Alastor's mustache in this world (didn't reblog it because it's a lot of honor)