#rosiestor

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they're going to some social event 🌹🦌

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Rosie in Asileverse!AU is very similar to Al's great-grandma by behaviour and temper

I guess it's valid to joke that Alastor has great-grandma issues

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❎ aro/ace people can love each other, marry, date and have sex ✅ aro/ace people can love each other and marry without dates and sex

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Alastor doesn't lie, really, he just doesn't go into details 🌹🦌

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when it comes to dancing, Alastor prefers to gather all the ladies, what a scoundrel

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Here’s my first RadioRose question, when they’re done each other (pretty much sex) do they wait for each other to regenerate then do it again or something?

a little clarification, Alastor and Rosie don't have sex, it's too boring for them 👀 instead of it, they bite, gnaw and literally EAT each other alive, including in intimate areas

as a rule, they're enough for one time, then they just talk, lick each other and cuddle: regeneration doesn't happen quickly, and neither Alastor nor Rosie want to overeat (from time to time they are drunk during the process, it slightly unleashes them)

of course, Alastor sometimes tries to continue, what an idiot (he likes when Rosie is dressed, only with naked neck and breasts)

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How has having Briar changed Al and Rosie’s relationship?

first of all, it flattered Alastor to some extent, even considering that he never wanted to have children! from his point of view, Rosie had a lot of choice about who could become the father of her child (she has reduced fertility, but she isn't completely infertile), but she chose a barren deer sinner, and this convinced Alastor that he's even more important to her than he thought before

as for Rosie, she didn't hide it 👀

even when they became parents, they acted more like sassy uncle and aunt

when Briar was born, it changed their relationship to some extent, in the sense that now a third being was present in their world, but not that dramatically: they still didn't live together 24/7, Rosie wasn't a nervous mother, the child was raised collectively, with other women and helpers, and for a long time Alastor didn't perceive Briar as a part of himself at all

the funny thing was that Rosie hadn't really imagined herself as a mother before either, so during the first months Alastor felt a hilarious dissonance watching her breastfeeding this strange little hungry creature, and they joked a lot about this lol

[jollmaster]

ah, what a decent old-fashioned couple 🦌🌹