jock cowgirl

she/her just spewing absolute brain rot (aka my thots). i do not know what i'm doing.

[jollyreviewcreation]

love college mascots during graduation season bc the school usually has them “graduate” every year but they always have to come back so sometimes the school also comes up with a reason why they are actually leaving, or they act like the graduation isn’t legit. these mascots are just eternally stuck in a loop of attending games and random campus events, then getting a glimpse at freedom with graduation, before getting shoved right back into the cycle for another year

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[mothmanavenue]

Before the day is through, I promise you

That we will laugh about it all

And we'll celebrate the things we've done for years to come

'Cause that's what friends, that's what friends are for

[mothmanavenue]

I don't got much, but I got heart and soul

I found myself through all the highs and lows

[mothmanavenue]

[jollyreviewcreation]

in an apocalypse/war/survival situation, hunger is 100% going to kill me. i have no fucking clue how to be hungry for more than a few hours (not to even mention my lack of skill when it comes to creating/finding or cooking food). and god forbid i’m stuck in the situation with other people because i turn into a bitch when i’m hungry. hell if the starvation itself doesn’t kill me, someone else will just because i’m getting on their nerves

[astal-art]

Back from mission :) . WHY DID THE WIP FOR THIS GET SO MANY LIKESHBJDBSJ AHEEM. People. 🤨

[mdoodlerfandomart]

💙❤️🖤❤️💙

[jollyreviewcreation]

fun fact! if you trace wishes on your loved ones cheeks, they’re more likely to come true :3

[ghiertor-the-gigapeen]

ever wonder how they fit in the coffin bc I do

[autisticlancemcclain]

It’s not even that Keith’s day was bad. Really, it wasn’t. A couple years ago everyone had gotten nostalgic for seasons, so Coran and Hunk had rigged the castle to be somewhat chiller every few months, to simulate winter, so now Keith got to wear a hoodie every once and a while without sweating. It’s wonderful. (And, of course, there’s the added bonus of Lance with flushed cheeks and a red nose, brown eyes bright and excited, wearing four sweaters and a comforter wrapped around his shoulders everywhere he goes. It’s adorable and the universe’s greatest gift to the world.)

But no, really. Keith’s day was decent. He had a couple meetings, trained for a few hours, just a regular day on the castle. He even got to watch Shiro trip that morning, which raised his mood significantly. His day, by all accounts, was decent, if not good.

But as the evening hits and he heads to the common room, tasks done for the day, he sees his boyfriend (fiancé, now), and just — he doesn’t even have the words for it. One second he’s standing in the doorway, something warm and inviting uncurling in his belly as Lance catches sight of him and beams, and the next second he’s got Lance wrapped up in his arms. He buries his face in the crook of Lance’s neck and inhales deeply, not giving even half a shit if that’s weird, because his eyes are closed but he can feel the softness of Lance’s favourite pink sweater and hear his warm chuckle and smell his floral shampoo, and his senses are overwhelmed with Lance and he just melts. Just — sinks into Lance, sighing, muscles relaxing and brain quieting and heart slowing, because it feels like he’s holding pure comfort in his hands.

His hands find the back of Lance’s head, fingers tangled in his curly hair, and he thinks that it’s true and he is.

“Hi, sweetheart,” Lance mumbles, pressing a kiss to Keith’s temple. “You okay?”

Keith sighs again, kissing the warm skin of Lance’s neck.

“Yeah. Just — wanted to hold you.”

“Mm. You’re acting like you haven’t seen me in days. I was with you in the meeting this morning, you dork.”

It’s true. He was. They sat together, quietly playing tic-tac-toe on Lance’s notes when it droned on for too long.

But still.

“I know. I just like holding you. It’s — nice. Safe.”

He can feel Lance’s grin, pressed into his shoulder, even through the thickness of his sweater.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

He doesn’t know how to say it. How to tell Lance that holding him feels like coming home. That his smile makes Keith’s anxieties melt away, that his affection makes Keith strong. That everything about him makes Keith feel like he can be the best he can possibly be, with Lance at his side.

“I love you,” he says instead, because he feels like that ought to cover a part of it, at least.

Lance pulls back slightly, and when his eyes meet Keith’s they’re as knowing as they are amused.

“I love you, too,” Lance says, leaning up higher to kiss Keith’s forehead, and then his nose, and then his lips. “God, I love you, too.”

art again by @awhoreintheory , who is the most talented artist in the world (photo id in alt text)

[pickled-sock]

hotdog

[ohheyitsgray]

That time of year again

[jollyreviewcreation]

angsty writing prompt where a character is in some isolated life or death situation, they’re injured and a lot closer to death than life. the character’s health status causes them to have hallucinations of loved ones finally finding them, saying they can help, they’re together now, they’re safe. the character accepts this as reality and falls asleep, ensuring their demise.

it’s just so devastating to think about someone dying believing they’re surrounded by people they love and trust to keep them safe. when in reality their loved ones have no idea what’s happening, may be panicking trying to find the character, or may not know anything is wrong for quite some time. and our protagonist dies alone in the middle of nowhere

[kamomeusart]

Uploading these here since my tumblr has been dead for a while now!

[jollyreviewcreation]

do you ever try to crush your own skull? take the palms of your hands and squeeze the back part of your head that’s behind your ears. you could do it… just do it… don’t be a pussy, do it…

[jollyreviewcreation]

favorite things to do in my free time:

- overwhelm myself

-sCream

-omnomnomnomnomnom

[glumshoe]

Shopping for laptops fucking sucks ‘cause I don’t know shit about computers. I’ve never had a computer with a functional webcam or microphone or the ability to play computer games made later than 2005 or a speaker that could play anything loud enough to hear from more than a foot away. How the hell should I know what I want?!

[glumshoe]

wow that would be such useful advice if only desktop PCs were small and portable and did not require desk tops on which to place them and I could take them with me when I traveled

[eamhhair]

I know this is a haha funny post, but for anyone who needs it, here's a quick-and-dirty of what you're most likely going to see while shopping for a computer/laptop (w/Examples)!

Cores/Intel Cores (Ex. i3, i5, i9)= Processing Speed= how fast your internet and other programs run. More cores is better.

Hard [Disk] Drive(HDD)/Solid State Drive(SSD) (Ex. 250GB, 480GB, 2TB)= How much you can store on your computer (files and apps and programs). A Terabyte(TB) is 1,000 Gigabytes.

*HDD is cheaper and more storage while SSD is faster, more durable, and uses less energy.

Memory/RAM(Random Access Memory) (Ex. 4GB, 8GB, 16GB) = How many different things your computer can do At The Same Time.

Ex. A computer with 4GB of RAM will probably shit itself if you try to play a game with with the internet open.

Video/Graphics Cards (Ex. NVIDIA, Intel HD Graphics, AMD) = How much visual complexity your computer can handle without throwing a tantrum. Only important if you play video games, do digital art, or watch a lot of movies on your computer. (When you're watching a video and it pixelates and lags when the action stuff happens, that's a bad/small graphics card)

[ralfmaximus]

Also the “avoid refurbished computers” tip is dead wrong.

‘Refurbished’ means it’s been in a technician’s hands recently and can’t be sold as new. That’s it. That’s all. In the US the FTC makes it illegal to sell something new if it’s been sold to an end user, so by definition a lot of perfect, ready-to-go hardware must be ‘refurbished’ in order to sell it again, no matter the circumstances.

Reasons a machine might be a refurb:

- Customer bought the item, decided they didn’t like the color, and returned it

- Customer bought the item, couldn’t figure out how to turn it on, and returned it

- Retailer opened the box for some reason and lost some of what gets shipped inside (manuals, cables, charger) and returned it

- Company bought 100 computers but went out of business before they could be installed or used

- Customer got a replacement for a damaged computer under warranty, and the manufacturer fixed what was wrong with the old machine and is now selling it as a refurb

I HAVE PERSONALLY WITNESSED ALL OF THESE SCENARIOS

Bottom line: ‘refurbished’ hardware has been repaired, tested, cleaned, and renewed back to original specifications by a trained technician. If anything, it’s probably MORE reliable now that it’s been doubly-tested. 

All responsibly refurbished equipment comes with a factory warranty... the only refurbs I would avoid are items sold ‘as-is’ without warranty. That’s dangerous unless you know what you’re doing, like buying stuff for parts.

A lot of my most reliable hardware -- servers, laptops, tablets -- were bought as refurbished goods at huge savings. When I go shopping for a new thing I always look at the refurbished options first. 

tl;dr: Refurbished is great!

[sunsetdreamxr]

This helped me recently and you might need it as well :)

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