Better Living, Better You

Jonas Klossner. Surveillance, type unimportant. All citizens should report thought crimes and be cognizant of terrorist threats.

[jonas-klossner]

Name: Jonas Klossner Department: Surveillance Age: 35 Location: Battery City

//Run by Paloma. I am not a minor. I also run @radiationreaper \\

[kjrp-jet]

Looks like I have a mystery on my hands...

[jonas-klossner]

Your mystery?

[madgear-and-missilekid]

Wgat the fuck is a missiletoe

[jonas-klossner]

A plant.

[jonas-klossner]

What’s everyone doing today?

[victorydream]

I am on my way to work. And you?

[jonas-klossner]

What is work?

[jonas-klossner]

What’s everyone doing today?

[nuclear-comet]

Started a new book series.

[jonas-klossner]

What book series?

[nuclear-comet]

Shadow n Bone.

[jonas-klossner]

Never heard of it.

[jonas-klossner]

What’s everyone doing today?

[nuclear-comet]

Started a new book series.

[jonas-klossner]

What book series?

[jonas-klossner]

What’s everyone doing today?

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost shift. Fascinating.

[jonas-klossner]

Ghost shift?

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost patrol I suppose is the more accurate term, but you only ever see them at certain times. Like a weird shift pattern.

[jonas-klossner]

You believe in ghosts?

[kjrp-jet]

No, I'm just talking about the ghost patrol I'm seeing right now because I don't believe in them.

[jonas-klossner]

Are you sure it’s not a hallucination?

[kjrp-jet]

That's a stupid question. Not all hallucinations are perceived as being hallucinations anyway, and if it was and I was aware of it I wouldn't have called it a ghost patrol.

[jonas-klossner]

Why are you getting defensive over simple questions?

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost shift. Fascinating.

[jonas-klossner]

Ghost shift?

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost patrol I suppose is the more accurate term, but you only ever see them at certain times. Like a weird shift pattern.

[jonas-klossner]

You believe in ghosts?

[kjrp-jet]

No, I'm just talking about the ghost patrol I'm seeing right now because I don't believe in them.

[jonas-klossner]

Are you sure it’s not a hallucination?

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost shift. Fascinating.

[jonas-klossner]

Ghost shift?

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost patrol I suppose is the more accurate term, but you only ever see them at certain times. Like a weird shift pattern.

[jonas-klossner]

You believe in ghosts?

[cybershadow]

(Irish and Romanian muttering)

[jonas-klossner]

Those aren’t languages you hear often.

[champagne-problems-kjrp]

I am in way over my head.

[jonas-klossner]

How so?

[champagne-problems-kjrp]

Well, my life is spiralling out of control and I cannot seem to change it, but I'll figure it out.

[jonas-klossner]

Life is always changeable.

[kjrp-jet]

Ghost shift. Fascinating.

[jonas-klossner]

Ghost shift?

[champagne-problems-kjrp]

I am in way over my head.

[jonas-klossner]

How so?

[jonas-klossner]

I'm not new to the waves, but hello.