Gamer Goo is to Gamers what Ectoplasm is to Spiritualism
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Gamer Goo is to Gamers what Ectoplasm is to Spiritualism
One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs
actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help
i can't imagine why
Every time you reblog this post another one goes. You wouldn’t, would you :(
its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit
can you get out of here
the kirby franchise is really funny conceptually. it's a bunch of video games about a little pink blob that acts like usagi tsukino from sailor moon and sometimes things just kind of happen
fun kirby details out of context:
every friend he's ever had barring maybe like 4 have tried to kill him at least once
eats raw tomatoes like they are apples
once got his cake stolen and when he tried to get it back every single person he knew inexplicably tried to beat the shit out of him over it
is implied to be the living manifestation of love
bad at singing. really really bad at singing
has worked food service during a lunch rush
ran over a deer with an 18-wheeler once
went out of his way to find and kill god specifically so that the next time it incarnated it would be able to enjoy afternoon naps
frequently causes his own problems to a very amusing extent
is like 12ish
taught a baby bird how to fly once
is the world's unluckiest fisherman
might be a cosmic keystone of slapstick comedy
can clone himself at will and uses this purely to make backup dancers for the victory dance he does at the end of stages
slept so soundly he didn't notice his house getting carried into the sky by a giant beanstalk that grew next to it
there is a cloud that really hates him but because he is not particularly important or threatening kirby does not take him seriously
has been forced to kill people twice and those two people never came back ever again
one of his best games happens because he fell down a hole once
one of his best games happens because he ate a tomato made of yarn once
his strongest ability is not the giant sword, or the magic wand, or even the hammer. it is (of all things) pro-wrestling grappling skills
people play with him like he is a ball sometimes (he does not mind)
Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said
you're cute so i'm downloading you
Do you think the scientists who hate philosophy are right?
You lowkey can't be a scientist without being a philosopher lol
Philosophy haters when you ask them what their data implies
spongebob shows off his sexual techniques
Moments before blasting gunk out of his cock
yes!
we are in truble