i am the devil

éponine thenardier / indie rp / modern au / non-selective "As you like, but you shall not enter here. I'm not the daughter of a dog, since I'm the daughter of a wolf. There are six of you, what matters that to me? You are men. Well, I'm a woman. You...

[thelunarboy]

[tokiosunset-deactivated20150930]

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

"I broke your nose at a mosh pit" AU

“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU

“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU

“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU

“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU

“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU

“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU

“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU

“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU

“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU

“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU

“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU

“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

[jondrxtte]

{ eh my eyes are stingy. i was in dublin all day today on a trip and i've been awake from an obscene hour and i just did a history essay on the home rule crisis in ireland and and and. god i'm tired. replies tomorrow, i promise. hit me if i don't do them, please. }

[jondrxtte]

marble-lover-of-liberty said: WOW CUTE

{ mwahahahah! thank you very much!! ^-^ }

[eleanorofaquitaines-deactivated]

The preciousness that is Eddie Redmayne cradles his Best Actor Oscar and then proceeds to exit the wrong way bless his cotton socks | 22 Feb 2015

[jondrxtte]

{ munday yeoooo! enjoy my face i look lovely }

[wordsthat-speak]

And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via wordsthat-speak)

[jondrxtte]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[lotrmusical]

sometimes i forget that combeferre sings and then i remember and it’s like the sun coming out

[julie-la-reveuse]

reblog with a picture/gif of your muse crying.

[jondrxtte]

[rarararambles]

i’m sorry that you were not truly loved and that it made you cruel

Warsan Shire (via rarararambles)

[greelin]

and you underestimated me. your mistake.

the truest story in six words (via jaclcfrost)

[jondrxtte]

☆

sms;; this is not a picture of puppies

sms;; i was promised a picture of at least one puppy

sms;; god damnit parnasse

[fashionistaofthesepulchre-deact]

[text] ~photo of his own dog~

[text] maddie says hi. happy?

[jondrxtte]

sms;; this gives me so much happiness bless u xxxxx

sms;; buy me a dog parnasse

[jondrxtte]

☆

sms;; this is not a picture of puppies

sms;; i was promised a picture of at least one puppy

sms;; god damnit parnasse

[fashionistaofthesepulchre-deact]

[text] right, but this is better

[jondrxtte]

sms;; hmm idk man 

sms;; maybe if i'd been feeling in a sexy moooooddd

sms;; but i was really up for puppies earlier y'know??

[jondrxtte]

What caused the wound?

"That's none of your business, dear Inspector. I can handle it myself."

[jondrxtte]

"I know that you hate this place."

"You don't know the first thing about me, okay?"

[jondrxtte]

☆

sms;; this is not a picture of puppies

sms;; i was promised a picture of at least one puppy

sms;; god damnit parnasse