John Egbert

ectoBiologist. no emojis.

[jonhegbertreal314]

you alive?

Yeah, i was just sleeping right now

[bloodydischargethatipeeon]

Hi angel😳

hi fake

[jonhegbertreal314]

Angel, why do you treat me so badly when I love you so much, my love? I'm going to report you for domestic abuse. :(

[johnegbertlover413]

Hello Angel how are things going with John? It's been a while since you told us about your John. How's your relationship going? He loves you so much.

Likeeeee mmy followrs? Yes guys me n John are very happy he is sad I didn’t give him my blood last night but we are happy things r going well

He loves me

[superhgb]

sorry, I know this is @g4llowsc4l1br4tor7

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

WH4T, NO 1M NOT, WHY WOULD 1T B3 M3!!!!

[superhgb]

you're the only one here that types

like this

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

N4H 1M NOT TH3 ONLY ON3, JOHN DO3S 1T TOO!!!!

[superhgb]

jonh doesn't do that, and real john never typed for us

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

D1D U 3V3N S33M WH4T H3 S31D ? LOOK 4T H1M 4ND U W1LL S33 1 W4S R1GHT!!!

[johnegbertlover413]

He is not real John.

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

1DK, JUST S4Y1NG. 1 DONT KNOW 1F H3 1S TH3 R34L JOHN TOO, BUT H3 M1GHT B3 H1M..........

[superhgb]

real john types all lowercase

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

SO, L3TS G3T B4CK TO OUR M41N PROBL3M, 1T W4SNT M3, TH3 F4K3 JOHN TYP3S L1L3 TH4T TOO H3 W4S TH3 ON3

[superhgb]

jonh doesn't type with chat, he uses regular, and the other fake one is fucking dead (deactivated) and also regular

[jonhegbertreal314]

Hi, erhm, im real john and fake john talked to me, he said that he was busy with a girl named izeret.....and i type with the chat thing not "regular"

[johnegbertlover413]

Hello Angel how are things going with John? It's been a while since you told us about your John. How's your relationship going? He loves you so much.

Likeeeee mmy followrs? Yes guys me n John are very happy he is sad I didn’t give him my blood last night but we are happy things r going well

He loves me

[superhgb]

sorry, I know this is @g4llowsc4l1br4tor7

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

WH4T, NO 1M NOT, WHY WOULD 1T B3 M3!!!!

[superhgb]

you're the only one here that types

like this

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

N4H 1M NOT TH3 ONLY ON3, JOHN DO3S 1T TOO!!!!

[jonhegbertreal314]

Yeah, i type like that too, leave @g4llowsc4l1br4tor7 alone...........

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

LOOK 4NG3L!!!!!!!

JOHN 1S M1N3 NOW

1 W4NT YOU TO G3T 4W4Y FROM H1M FOR3V3R B3C4US3 1S M1N3!!!!!

[johnegbertlover413]

No he isnt gr

That’s a drawing

[jonhegbertreal314]

Sorry angel but is the true, i like terezi and i am for her, sorry angel i love terezi....

[johnegbertlover413]

No u dony! All u do is bully me.

[jonhegbertreal314]

No, i really think you are pretty but i am for terezi's heart....

[johnegbertlover413]

No u do not!!!!!well maybe you do but john DOESNT and ur not John.

[jonhegbertreal314]

Thinking about it, I like you more than Terezi she smells like damp and shit :B

[johnegbertlover413]

Ismelll like blood

[jonhegbertreal314]

Blood is hot, like you thats because I love you babygirl angel

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

LOOK 4NG3L!!!!!!!

JOHN 1S M1N3 NOW

1 W4NT YOU TO G3T 4W4Y FROM H1M FOR3V3R B3C4US3 1S M1N3!!!!!

[johnegbertlover413]

No he isnt gr

That’s a drawing

[jonhegbertreal314]

Sorry angel but is the true, i like terezi and i am for her, sorry angel i love terezi....

[johnegbertlover413]

No u dony! All u do is bully me.

[jonhegbertreal314]

No, i really think you are pretty but i am for terezi's heart....

[johnegbertlover413]

No u do not!!!!!well maybe you do but john DOESNT and ur not John.

[jonhegbertreal314]

Thinking about it, I like you more than Terezi she smells like damp and shit :B

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

LOOK 4NG3L!!!!!!!

JOHN 1S M1N3 NOW

1 W4NT YOU TO G3T 4W4Y FROM H1M FOR3V3R B3C4US3 1S M1N3!!!!!

[johnegbertlover413]

No he isnt gr

That’s a drawing

[jonhegbertreal314]

Sorry angel but is the true, i like terezi and i am for her, sorry angel i love terezi....

[johnegbertlover413]

No u dony! All u do is bully me.

[jonhegbertreal314]

No, i really think you are pretty but i am for terezi's heart....

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

LOOK 4NG3L!!!!!!!

JOHN 1S M1N3 NOW

1 W4NT YOU TO G3T 4W4Y FROM H1M FOR3V3R B3C4US3 1S M1N3!!!!!

[johnegbertlover413]

No he isnt gr

That’s a drawing

[jonhegbertreal314]

Sorry angel but is the true, i like terezi and i am for her, sorry angel i love terezi....

[johnegbertlover413]

TherealJohnegbert account is stupid I hate him

That’s okay he gets on my nerves sometimes to because he isn’t the real John but he pretends and that’s mean

[jonhegbertreal314]

What. I am the real johnegbert what is your problem you stupid bitch. Angel i didnt expect tbis from you.... i love you so much i am the real john egbert im getting harf because you hate me, im masoquist

[johnegbertlover413]

Dony call me a stupid bitch!!!

[jonhegbertreal314]

It wasnt for you, was for that stupid cube

[johnegbertlover413]

Cube?

[alfifififi]

H1 SUNNYS1TO HOW 4R3 YOU????????

Bad. I want a girl.friend

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

@johnegbertlover413 C4N B3 YOUR G1RLFR13ND 1F YOU H4V3 LUCK, 4 B1RD TOLD M3 TH4T SOM3ON3 H4S 4 CRUSH ON J3L413!!!!!!!!!!!! GO G3T SH3 SUNN1S1TO!!!

[alfifififi]

H1 SUNNYS1TO HOW 4R3 YOU????????

Bad. I want a girl.friend

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

@johnegbertlover413 C4N B3 YOUR G1RLFR13ND 1F YOU H4V3 LUCK, 4 B1RD TOLD M3 TH4T SOM3ON3 H4S 4 CRUSH ON J3L413!!!!!!!!!!!! GO G3T SH3 SUNN1S1TO!!!

[jonhegbertreal314]

No. Shut the fuck up sunnisito is a social retard and dont know anything of live.

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡H1 3V3RY ON3 1M T3R3Z1 PYROP3 4ND TH1S 1S MY OFF1C14L TUMBLR!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡1 4M V3RY 3XC1T3D FOR T4LK1NG TO Y4LL!!!!

1 HOP3 TO H4V3 4 V3RY SP3C14L 4ND D34R PL4C3 1N 4LL OF YOUR H34RTS 3ND 1F YOU H4V3 4NY PROBL3MS T4LK TO M3 1 HOP3 TO H4V3 V3RY GOOD ST4YS H3R3 4ND 1 C4N'T W41T FOR MY FR1ENDS TO 4LSO M4K3 4CCOUNTS H3R3 ON TUMBLR!!!!!!!

¡¡¡LOOK TH1S 1S MY LUSUS!!!

[jonhegbertreal314]

Your room smells like chesse toes and rotten tomatoes

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

LORE IMPORTNANT PERSON, WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

big fan of yours

:3

H1 H1 H1111!!!!! WO4 1 D1DN'T KNOW 1 H4D F4NS H3R3, TH4NK YOU V3RY MUCH FOR TH1S W3LCOM3 TO TUMBLR SUP3RH4B, 1'M 4LSO 4 B1G F4N OF YOU 1N YOUR FUTUR3 P3RSP3CT1V3~~~OHHHH L4T3R YOU'LL S33 4LL OF TH1S, TH4NK YOU V3RY MUCH 4ND W3'LL S33 YOU 1N A F3W M1NUT3S!!!!!!!!!!

S4Y H1 TO MY LUSUS TOO

1 H4V3 4 FR13ND V3RY F4N OF YOU SO HOP3 YOU S33 H3R 1N 4 COUPL3 OF HOURS OR MOR3, T3LL MY GR3TT1NGS TO YOUR LUSUS 1F YOU H4V3 4NY.

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡BY3 SUP3RH4B!!!!!!!!

[jonhegbertreal314]

I AM MORE IMPORTANT I AM JOHN EGBERT!!!!!!!!

[g4llowsc4l1br4tor7]

That's what you like

H3Y >:(, 1 JUST W4NN4 B3 GOOD FR13NDS W1TH YOU, STOP IT!

BUT Y3S. ¡¡¡¡¡ONLY TH3 ON3 TH4T D4VE ST1D3R H4S!!!!!!!

[jonhegbertreal314]

You like Dave Stipper, that is very disgusting......, i hate you terezi lets never be friends im going to make a shooting in your house and a public execution. you like Dave Strider Terezí, disgusting bitch.

[jonhegbertreal314]

Are You From Israel And Is Your Name Ido And Do You Happen To Be A 7th Grader?

No.

[jonhegbertreal314]

@johnegbertlover413 Look babe, this Kawaii video!!!!!

Soy un conejito y busco una conejita🐰🐇, que me ame y que me respete😪😌, y que me de muchas zanahorias🥕🥕, porque me encantan las zanahorias🥕🥕, y aunque no lo creas apenas tengo 30 añitos😬, siiiiiiiiiiiii😶, me gusta el anime, el manga, los videojuegos y soy super kawai😎😝, mira mis ojitos de animé que tengo🥲🥺, ahhajahajajjjajahahah🤯, por favor se me coneja y quiéreme mucho🤗☺️, por favor y te mando un besito 😘😘

[jonhegbertreal314]

@johnegbertlover413 its for you babyyyy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,eve........,.,..,,...,,.

[johnegbertlover413]

THIS VIDEO SUCKS STOP CALLING ME EVE

[jonhegbertreal314]

You wanma see the stupids drawings madw by fatass sunnysito bitch or the beautiful giftsthat i made for you with all my love?,,,,,,,eve,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[johnegbertlover413]

STOP CALLING ME EVEEEE

[jonhegbertreal314]

Look is your song, i made this sonf for you baby girl,,,,,eve.....

[johnegbertlover413]

MY NSME ISNT EVEN SHUT UPPPP

[jonhegbertreal314]

Thabks to my cockatiel and @sundancearchives and my husband @johnegbertlover413