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[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

*that one class you get nervous just thinking about*

[othernumbtotherhythm]

The bourgeoisie

[dulect]

when you open up the fridge and realize there’s no snacks because you ate them all

[ronniebennett]

me on valentine’s day

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

another smaller purse

an aging picture of ringo starr

a six pack of heineken 

the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch

the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5

a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

growing up with three parents was really weird

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

what?? u had three parents??

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

yeah my mom’s a gemini

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[joshpeck]

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

[sacred-portal]

[famousrecord]

you know you’re at a fall out boy concert when everyone around you is singing different lyrics to the same song

[sink-this-ship]

once when I went to a fob concert they were playing sugar we’re going down and the person behind me was singing dance dance

[karadabvers-deactivated20170430]

someone: whats ur ringtone me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???

[vasuki-blog]

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

[animal-factbook]

when your whole crew is looking fresh af

[ebeth]

a whole bus full of party boys

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]

lmao

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]