May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way

I want to cosplay at some point Header by aurelmoon here on tumblr!

[nepofledgling]

I wasn’t scared of murderers or monsters as a kid but I was very scared of: stairs, encephalitis, meningitis, flesh eating bacteria, mushrooms, and mold. what’s your very specific childhood fear

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

[jizzfrosti]

Tracer:Alright everyone, lets show em what we’re made of

His Holiness Father Stelios:

[smittyjaws]

as someone who’s not subscribed myself, I love seeing people’s posts about the daily Dracula stuff, bc it makes me feel like I’m someone in town overhearing all the gossip about the weird shit being described in the letters from Your Good Friend Jonathan Harker, which imo makes this all the more communal and organic, bc quite frankly secondhand weird town gossip is the best way to receive news

[demonius-darkblade]

what the fuck is elon musk implying about his penis here?

[radiofreederry]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

adhd is so embarrassing ur basically like “I have to have fun right the fuck now or I’m throwing myself off the roof” 90% of the time and you also have very little control over this

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

This was the single most important thing for me to start understanding re: my undiagnosed ADHD, and it's the thing no one tells you except other ADHD sufferers. My brain's reward system is so broken that boredom rapidly becomes indistinguishable from a depressive episode. There's no healthy, normal ability to experience something as simply being a little dull--as soon as my brain isn't getting regular hits of stimulation, I start clawing at the walls. This is what makes working in a structured environment and initiating tasks so difficult for me, not malice or other character flaws.

[explore-blog]

An illustrated poem about the octopus and the blind spots of consciousness and the ceaseless wonder of this world and our responsibility to wonder. 

[yiffmaster]

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

[greyduckgreygoose]

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

[strawbeb]

if i have to go another day without being kissed on the neck i’m going to start setting things on fire

[fridaybear]

The doctor is in. Happy Friday.

[skippyin]

He inspired me.

[placedeladentelle]

Plumeria by For Love & Lemons

[jediknobi]

— Deborah Chow talking about reuniting Obi-Wan and Vader and giving us the messy divorced couple story we were all waiting for

[crystallizedtwilight]

am i wrong

[jediknobi]

with new pictures of Hayden Christensen floating around I keep seeing people saying 'imagine if Anakin didn't turn bad, the biggest problem for Luke and Leia would be that their dad is a dilf and all their friends swoon over him when he comes to pick them up from school'

and yes of course that's valid because Anakin would absolutely be casually leaning against his modified speeder with sunglasses on dressed in black like a model but please imagine the twins getting horrified by their friends drooling over him and going "dad you're not allowed to show your face at school now, mom will come pick us up" but HAVE YOU SEEN RECENT PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN?

the twins have zero ideas how hot their parents are, they're just their lame parents, they don't realise that their mom has the face of Natalie Portman and the second their friends see her they're like "your father is a dilf and your mother is a former queen and the nicest AND hottest milf in the galaxy?? you guys are so lucky"

Leia is traumatised and almost shaking, saying, "this is the worst. I can't believe our parents are...." She makes a horrible gagging sound. "...Hot."

"I know, I can't believe it either," Luke groans.

"Next time we'll ask Obi-Wan to come pick us up."

"Oh good idea! It's not like anyone would find old uncle Ben hot!"

"Yes, that's impossible," Leia replies, relieved.

"Impossible!" Luke laughs.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the thing about mcr is there are no skips. like every song is my number one favorite all at the same time.

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[black-geek-supremacy]

Its back

[agentofcalamity]

Happy twelve bricks Tuesday everyone

[tom-at-the-farm]

The dryad's saddle tree went into full bloom, and look at those guttation droplets! A+