Moose Noises Are Beautiful

My name is Megan and I love manatees. Born in England live in America. I have no idea what I'm doing.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[megasonger]

we all post a lot of loss edits on this here tumblr dot com but this one will always be my favorite

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[augustdementhe]

Eeeehee.

If you can’t make use of the sound, the subtitles are accurate, and I hope they get the joke across.

[opiumvampire]

anyone who trashes on 80s wedding gowns obviously doesnt know how to have fun. its the fashion version of modernizing victorian houses and should be punishable by Going In The Hole

[opiumvampire]

like these fucking shred you could hide so many snacks and or blades under them what more could a bride want

[prismatic-bell]

The problem with 80s wedding gowns is not the designs, it’s the FABRIC. So many of them were made in cheap, stiff, unnaturally-shiny polyester that would look horrible if it was being modeled on the most gorgeous woman alive.

Imagine these designs in real silk and lace. Proper linen and taffeta and velvet. They’d be stunning.

[saint-hemlock]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She tries to take back her families business only to find that it’s been taken over by a cult of Evil Cowboys

[transmortifried]

are you kidding i’d watch the fuck out of this

[catchymemes]

[asharomi]

There was actually a really popular book about being pretty close with 12 people. I won’t tell you how it ends, but let’s just say the main character is in a better place now.

[lindleland]

killing you

[yesterdaysprint]

The Eugene Guard, Oregon, July 8, 1958

[system-reset]

I’ve only seen this exactly 1 time (literally right now) but this is so important I am crying.

[byjove]

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

[bubobubosibericus]

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

[wolfeyedwitch]

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

[byjove]

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

[memewhore]

[cartooncoyote]

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

[sacred-portal]

[adelphicoracle]

Too scrunkled to stretch

[foone]

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

[ublock-origin]

[millipedefarmer]

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

[opalinesque]

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

[millipedefarmer]

you know too much

[paxamericana]

[washipink]

Holy shit it was actually a fucking accident… poor dude

[hitmewithcute]

Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.