reblogging shit that inspires joy

not sure what to put here. Things I like doing also include writing, modding, VO art and gamedev. But you might not see any of that here... for now Oh, also they/them, if you are so kind.

[jonnestt]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[sailatina3]

What on earth

[jamesrmillar]

A very… abrupt.. design.

[animentality]

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It has "I'm just a girl" energy without the misogyny.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[jonnestt]

I can't believe Senshi is loosing by 2 DAMN PERCENT.

Only 6000 people are missing to crown a fat, unkempt dwarf who simply cares about feeding them youngins as our sexyman of 2026.

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

(image source)

[jonnestt]

Soo... is the Greater Argentine the person or the fish?

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[hawberries]

It's the 20th of July! Happy birthday to the boy whose journey was not one of loss, but of growth. Whose story was not about lacking, but about learning. To Oikawa Tooru, 32, who made his talent bloom.

(it's been a pleasure to grow up alongside you. loved you for 12 years now, so here's to many more 🥰)

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[kirtlandswarbler]

The concept of a building that is haunted from the moment it's built is very funny to me. How bad do you have to fuck up as an architect for your brand new building to instantly get haunted

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[mixterglacia]

I love that Dungeon Meshi's creator is like "I based Senshi off this old dude in our building that won't stop doing his laundry in his underwear, he's weird."

And tumblr (justifiably) wants him carnally.

[jonnestt]

There is no room in my heart for shame.

Worf son of Mog, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 6, Episode 17, Birthright Part 2

[jonnestt]

they found time to plop advertising into BL1, but I still can't open the game from it's launcher