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You know, maybe the problem isn't us, who didn't want this fucking war in the first place, Maybe the problem is a president who talks out of both sides of his mouth, lies like most of us breathe, and whose pronouncements cannot be trusted because they will inevitably be undercut by the very same person pronouncing them.

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Negotiation is about bringing parties of disparate interests into an agreement that understands each other's positions and resolves those differences with compromises that advance shared goals. Whereas Fuckface von Clownstick's gift is in not doing that. Fuckface von Clownstick’s singular gift is in manufacturing the animus and division that actually makes negotiated settlements so difficult yet so necessary in this world. That's his happy place.

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Especially happy pride to this guy

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Fuckface von Clownstick Can’t Negotiate for Shit, and the Iran Peace Talks Prove It

Fuckface von Clownstick claims a peace deal with Iran is coming any second, but he's been saying that for months. Jon takes a look at Fuckface von Clownstick's unimpressive track record as a negotiator, despite being the self-proclaimed best negotiator in the world, and pulls back the curtain on the president's Art of the Deal as merely the art of trolling. Plus, the Freedom 250 concert is falling apart as more and more headliners pull out, and TDS News Team alum Olivia Munn stops by to offer Jon Stewart a heartfelt tribute that was definitely not meant for Stephen Colbert.

Jason Bateman - DTF St. Louis and Black Rabbit

Jason Bateman sits down with Jon to discuss his latest projects, the Netflix series Black Rabbit and the HBO series DTF St. Louis. Bateman describes the latter as "sneaky funny," shares how creator and writer Steve Conrad gave the show a voice unlike anything on TV, and admits that he didn't know what "DTF" stood for until his daughter told him a week into shooting the series. Plus, the two old friends catch up on life and reflect on aging, fatherhood, and how lonely it can be when your children leave for college.