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kaijuno

[Watching a documentary about Volcanoes]

Host: Can we throw something into this lava lake?

Guide: No.

Host: Well then what's the point of having it!?

wolfgabe

Stumbling upon a Yiga hideout in the depths and then seeing Yiga soldiers coming after me in their own fan planes.

dunkebon

Watching my brother play TOTK has gotten the weirdest quotes out of us

My favorite parts are us arguing what to do bc I finished the game before him but my memory is ass so were both equally lost 💀💀💀

havingrevelations-deactivated20

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

loish

An ode to the lovely things that grow off of stalks!🍃

zeenmrala

NAJSJSAJJAJAbNanasnajaja!!!!!!! IM BREAKING MY SILENCE AND INACTIVITY BECAUSE-

a star wars cast member came into my bookshop today !!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!?!!!???

it was felicity jones. jyn!!!!!!! erso!!!!!!!!!!!! JYN ERSO WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME

my brain is broken and i am unable to breathe znsjsjsnsnsnanan she was so friendly and patient and kind and i can't believe she was right there

padawansuggest

Obi-Wan: *upon ‘finding out’ that Anakin and Padme are married, turns to Padme* I’m so angry with you, Senator.

Anakin: Master, you can’t just-

Obi-Wan: Yes I can, Anakin Skywalker! She didn’t even ask for your hand before stealing you away like some barbaric queen of old, defiling you in secret without my blessing. It’s just insulting.

Anakin: ...um... so she... hmmm... what would you have said if she asked for my hand?

Obi-Wan: The same thing any other Old Guard Master like myself would have done; given her as task of great importance. If she survived, she would have earned the right to love you as you both wish.

Padme: *deciding to play along* ...what sorta task?

Anakin: *gasp* Padme, you can’t do that! Nothing dangerous!

Obi-Wan: Oh, the most dangerous of all tasks.

Anakin: Obi-Wan, no!

Padme: I can handle it.

Anakin: *is precious dumb baby* :(

Obi-Wan: Steal Chancellor Palpatine’s Correlian brandy from his office.

Anakin: ...??? *fully thinks that Palps would laugh it off and hand it to her if she even asked*

Padme: Done. *heads off*

One hour later

Padme: *busting into Obi-Wan’s apartment in a panic with Bail Organa and Mon Mothma* YALL WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT HOLY SHIT WE NEED TO CALL THE JEDI COUNCIL-

10 years later

Obi-Wan: And that, my dears, is how your mother won your fathers hand in marriage and saved the republic by ending a war.

Luke: *plays with ship*

Leia: *braiding Luke’s hair* Mom did good. I will do better when I ask for my husband’s hand.

Obi-Wan: I’m absolutely sure of it.