saturn

runch randa enthusiast

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[jiminrolls]

♡

[ashawol-deactivated20240605]

“The memories are so clear, I never want to forget”

[hyunijinremade]

taehyung wants a big family, is afraid of bees, chooses not to believe in aliens so he doesn’t need to worry abt them, calls his pimples his friends, wears matching pajama sets, listens to classical music to fall asleep, would use magic to become happy, asked for strawberry juice over beer, believes you won’t gain weight if you enjoy eating, said any praise would make him happy, likes wearing oversized clothing, needs to hug something in order to sleep, compared himself to a tiger cub, drew a heart when he was asked to draw a cat, he-

[loverknj]

GIVE HIM ALL THE COTTON CANDY IN THE WORLD ©

[smol-syub]

me: [laying in bed, about to fall asleep]

My brain: waITIng foR yOu aNNNpAAAnnnMaaaNN

[sataeminism-deactivated20200601]

cozy babe 💖

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters

“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying

“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters “The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.

[iipandai]

I’m soft don’t touch

[yoontual]

run bts ideas:

-they all sit and compliment jimin for hours

-yoongi shows us his powerpoint presentation about straight people and how to kill them

-an in-depth lesson of gay history with namjoon

-a 45 minutes episode of jungkook eating chips

-project runway but it’s just hoseok judging everyone else’s outfits

-taehyung performs all of his favorite jazz songs and the rest just sits and listens

-they use a time machine to go back to seokjin’s graduation day that was way more important than an award show and let him attend while the rest take pictures and cry

[aurjeon]

this is so adorable

[taemmin]

yall might think shinee day is over because may 25th is over but hahaha joke’s on you it’s shinee day every single day

[markrees]

no one asked but i love nct

[badsciencejokes]

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[shineestan5]

[agusoft-d-deactivated20180222]

i don’t think i will ever get over seeing jungkook choking out a “i’m so happy” while bawling his eyes out like that will never leave my mind