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@joontine
Elon musk gonna have to throw me out of Twitter himself and when he does I’ll be here
Suddenly inundated with headcanons of Astarion's happy childhood on a fruit farm in Evereska, before his family moved to Baldur's Gate for trade. (I thought about his eye color for a long time. I have so many feelings. I like this sort of sparkly green for now 🥺)
idk if it’s just me but ever since sylus entered the game (absolutely no hate towards him), the fandom shifted to an area where negativity became more prone and its like ??? what happened? it’s sadly made it less fun for me
I swear I NEED HIM
they say he'd be a hair stylist in a modern au
alt version with the implied monkey
still me actually and IDC 🙂↔️🙂↔️
hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself
If you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil attempts to push you away and sabotage the relationship
i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it
if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it
Winding down
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ngl I’m on here just for fan fiction yall
hi !! I’d like to request something fluffy w/ kung lao, probably just what they’re daily routine would be (like training and etc.) thanks !!
a/n: ofc!!! kung lao is super underrated and deserves the world <3333
Life with Kung Lao
Lord, y’all are waking up at the ass crack of dawn for his training regimen
Ofc you’d tap out after the second day cause nobody is waking up that early for ANYTHING
But maybe you have a strong will or you’re just an early riser so you can wake up with Kung Lao
Maybe you even wake up earlier than Kung Lao and beat him at his own game. Maybe you just stay up the entire night and never sleep just to catch him lacking 🤨🤨🤨
Another thing, pranks are a HUGE thing in your relationship!!!!
Even before y’all dated, y’all were always clowning each other and it definitely got on everyone’s nerves but who cares cause y’all were happy <3
So from the moment y’all wake up, you guys are anticipating each other’s next move, wondering when the other person is gonna clown you, but it’s all in good fun :)
Food fights at least once a day. 100%.
Liu Kang and Kitana staring at y'all in silence, not even surprised 😐
But jokes aside, y’all kick serious ass together
The reason why everyone lets y’all slide is because your training and skills are off the charts. No one has been able to find a single flaw in your techniques
You steal his razor hat at least 3 times a day and he lets you because it gives him an excuse to skip training and chase you
He would chase you through the halls and out to the secluded area behind the temple where you always go
Out of breath, Kung Lao would snatch his hat back before giving you a peck on the lips and jogging back to the temple, only looking back once to check if you’re following
And after a long day training and nonsense, you two wind down together in bed <3
Y’all latch onto each other like koalas, share some secrets, and then fall asleep
Or sometimes, y’all immediately pass out from exhaustion
Overall, Kung Lao is the sweetest and an amazing partner <333
a/n: i feel like y'all forgot i was a nsfw blog too LMAODIWB anyways check my pinned post for request rules (and someone pls send a kano or johnny nsfw request or something 😩😩😩)
i'm also in the mood for some yandere nonsense...but whether or not y'all get that content is up to y'all 🤷♀️
have a lovely day and i'll catch y'all in the next post ;)
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not a pure blood but you can have my heart 🤫😁
Reblog if you think asexuality is a real thing that actually exists.
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